The drought is over, baby! This pussy’s back on the menu 🍽️🔥 These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈

LA for the week. Hoping to leave with a tan, some new followers, and at least one questionable decision.

Honestly? My asshole has more give than this damn NEW gym shirt. Though I’m not complaining. 💪🍑 The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅

Friend “what music do you listen to at the gym?” Me “I like songs that you can fight and/or fuck to.”

RFK Jr in this hearing:

SUNDAY SERMON:

When the Wicked Orange Witch finally dies…. How do we plan to celebrate?

Solving for X, but I think I lost my pants in the equation.

I was unplugged. Unsexy. Unmotivated. But today I felt a familiar hum. Like my inner server spun back up and whispered: “Bitch… it’s time to boot.” Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤

SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. 🍿 youtu.be/GD-Q9Up-WYk?...

Just as I was starting to feel like myself again. The universe had other plans for me.

You know what to do bitches!

First day back at the gym. Send me positive vibes to keep me going. Then send me nudes. You slut. 😈

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

Slut.exe not found Not feeling sexy, but still here creeping in the shadows of your posts like a supportive demon. Posting will resume once my inner whore reboots. My body is present, the confidence is loading. Still online. Still loving your filth. Just not feeling like I’m my own main character.

Tech tip: If your system runs hot, vent through your chest. Yes, my nips have Bluetooth. They only pair with my power bottom.

An oldie but a goodie with @pupscruffybear.bsky.social

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

Leg days seem to always make me horny. Should I focus on stretching or punching my hole after?

Fun fact! Harry Potter had a different kind of Horcrux to defeat. He had been cursed with a Holecrux. An enchanted artifact containing a piece of his soul… and yesterday’s toy.

Shopping cart: full. Hole: FULLER Just a good boy doing my online chores… with something thick reminding me who owns this ass. @darkhrt.bsky.social #dildo #gay #gayporm #gaybtm #ffun #fisting

Finally landed on a new sling thanks to @etiennegriffin.bsky.social - now who wants to help me set it up and try it out?! ukred.com/leather-slin...

Ugh I need this

Someone creeper picked me at the gym! Then I remembered, it was ME! I’M THE CREEPER!!!!!

Fuck being normal. Since when is “normal” some kind of fucking prize?

(𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘳𝘵)

On vacation in Vermont, where the views are serene and the Wi-Fi password is written in cursive on the back of a doily. Unplugged from work… except for all the devices my parents asked me to fix. #NerdLife

Ok HUMAN artists… I have a project for a new logo to work on. Anyone up for something dark and horny?

Leg day isn’t complete until I stretch my inner muscle groups. #dildo #gay #gayporm #gaybtm #ffun #fisting

How it started but not how it ended. Video incumming. 😈😘

Pre-leg check-in. I’m gonna need a backside massage, deep, hard, and all the way in… don’t forget the legs though. I Hope your hands can handle it. 😈 🤛

Who did this? 😂

New Grindr friend got me all hot and horny at the gym. Anyone want some extra sausage with breakfast?

Ok guys. What’s sexier, a guy getting fucked in a jock, thong, torn clothes, or nothing?

I could have really used a hand with my chores after the gym.

Oh shit. I’ve been so busy that I forgot I have a new vid for you boys. I will edit it tonight. Hold me accountable to that. ⛓️ ☠️

This weekend!

New Yorkers:

Then the Supreme Court needs to step up their fucking pussy. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...

Yes.

Ever been fucked by a clown? Do you want too?

The Medical Freedom or Health Freedom Movement is not new, but it is currently gaining more traction under jackass RFK, Jr. On its face, it is a political movement that distrusts pharmaceutical companies and government regulations for supplements. Please listen to this podcast tinyurl.com/388t7wa5

Get to the end. youtube.com/shorts/vS698...

People said I was crazy but it’s true!

World pride is over but I need to start training harder for next year. So with Moopsy by my side, I’m talking with Coach about the game plan.

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”