Well, I would hope so

1-800-Explanation hotline? Yeah, I have something for you.

I seem to recall from Econ 101 back in 1977 that deflation was the sign of an economy in a death spiral. Now it's a goal?

On the Merlin app, the Merlin is the bird of the day. Another rigged election.

The business model's goal for market domination has always been: Test. Report bad test scores. Provide courses to raise test scores. Be the sole provider of the course content and the tests that test the course content.

eVEryOnE wANtS tO gO To tHE soUtH foR coLLeGe!

Paging UX to the Dropdown Box Department. UX to dropdown, please.

Breaking: Angine de Poitrine to play at halftime of Super Bowl LXI in Los Angeles.

Still cannot figure out why there is a Hardware Section in the Hardware Store

Where the hell is Alanis Morissette when you need her?

Is it my imagination or do the Anaheim Ducks have the most god-awful ugly uniforms in all of sports?

We have a cyber-security incident affecting over 5,000 colleges, high schools, and other educational organizations. Quick, find a picture that speaks to the depth and breadth of this crisis.

With the 17th Pick in the 2027 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select...Fred Smoot, Cornerback, Mississippi State #IYKYK

All my friends: Please paste this post into some AI tool, and ask it for a short rebuttal, and then post the AI-generated rebuttal to the thread www.linkedin.com/posts/boecke...

If you want to see how fast stupidity can spread, I just had a Trumper ask me "and how much money did Obama load onto the airplanes he sent to Iran?"

Watching MLB TV and thinking about my friends in Eastern Iowa who are blacked out by The White Sox, Cubs, Brewers, Twins, Cardinals, and Royals, despite being--on average--almost 285 miles from any of those cities

I've made some marketing mistakes in my day, but I don't think I've ever spelled the company name wrong.

I asked about the differences between male and female beagles, and AI came through for me: Males are more prone to testicular cancer if not neutered, while females are prone to mammary cancer if not spayed.

I’ll be damned. The Pulitzer board did it. Good on them

Another setback for Patriot Nation, just when people were starting to move on.

Breaking: Putin confining himself to basement, first floor

I hate having to make a difficult decision on Sunday night

"I was hit repeatedly on the head with a 2x4 but I never really understood what pain was until I was hit with a steel pipe."

One the one hand, a president shouldn't run over students. On the other, if you believe the SAT is a measure of intelligence, you might think students with scores in the mid-1500s shouldn't stand in the way of a car in motion. statements.cornell.edu/2026/2026050...

Words escape me when trying to talk about how great these screws are.

First page of instructions on the "No-Drill" window shades

Trump's Special Advisor to Military Operations in Europe, Scladimir Mutin, recommends shutting down US Military bases in Germany and reducing troop levels.

I keep saying SCOTUS has two votes to overturn Marbury v. Madison; two who could be easily convinced; and two would would think about it. Tell me I'm wrong.

Doing math in Excel can be dangerous

Liberal universities offer too many courses in vague, poorly-defined, made-up areas. by A. Middling Whiteman, Palantir Chair of Western Free Speech Studies, University of Austin

Happy Lee Elia Day to all Cubs fans and students of rhetoric and polemics youtu.be/uiVVbYK9HXw?...

Where is the "bullet-proof backpacks for school children" contingent today?

Not to doubt Trump's grasp of truth or anything, but I'd like to see quotes from every president since Rutherford B. Hayes demanding a White House ballroom.

Got got drafted by the Saints. Those aren't tears of joy.

"They don't even fly to Cancun," the Senator reportedly said.

Hypocrisy is not a bug; it's a feature.

Happy National Beagle Day from Oscar

Does Spike know the Pope is a Bulls fan?

Is he selling this or giving it away for free?

Seems like a pretty low bar to me. For an airline, that is.

TLDR: Yale is going to out-Dartmouth Dartmouth yaledailynews.com/articles/yal...

1976: I bet in 50 years we will have cured all major diseases and we will have world peace. 2026:

What if Melania is just trying to get him to restructure the pre-nup?

Melania and I have something in common

Good to see the Walrus representing the common man

If I did the math correctly, Iran was actually helping plan the 9/11 attacks twenty-five years ago.

Updated 3/31/26: "College Board may use artificial intelligence, machine learning, and other computational methods (collectively, 'AI'), including in the development and scoring of tests and for test security purposes." Got it.