When you want to show your students why a semicolon is preferable to a comma splice.

Would have been a total failure at NASCAR

They announced Bonnie Tyler's death before the primary? Typical Hollywood Libtards.

Is it just me or has BlueSky been invaded by a bunch of uptight assholes with no sense of humor in the last couple of weeks?

Hey, Google. Our garbage disposal died after 15 years. It's 3/4 HP, and it's served us well, but I'm not opposed to something more powerful. Google: I gotchu.

Mike: We have video of you. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Donald J. Trump, President

A big storm blew through, so I had to get the cushions off the deck and patio furniture quickly. In my haste, I just threw them on the floor. Oscar claimed ownership.

Democrats back a candidate they know they probably shouldn't. Then they pull their support in July, just a few months before the election. Stop me if you've heard this one.

USMNT playing like the Mets.

Let's check in on the Clemson presidential search committee.

"Chuck only liked one of The Beatles albums."

data visualization is my passion.

I will also not be the next president of Clemson University.

3-2? Someone better call College Board and let them know about Goal Inflation.

Five girls on the front stoop, circa 1930

Great taste. Less filling.

Siri, give me an example of a metaphor

The same people who won't let their kids watch Harry Potter because it's demonic get all excited when a man kicks a ball and makes it spin and curve and ignore the laws of physics like a 7th-degree wizard.

Just randomly waving red cards at people today.

Haven't even seen or heard a "250th Birthday Party" mattress sale. Just sayin'

Happy: Canada Day Bobby Bonilla Day New Year to my Higher Ed peeps

1936: Germany and Japan sign the Anti-Comintern Pact in an attempt to gang up on Russia.

Mrs B when I ask who ate the last cookie

Has anyone verified that there was one child born in this world to carry on, to carry on?

You could do a lot worse than making a Playlist of just this song by all these artists.

New: Are there truly many, well-paid jobs available for those without a four-year degree? That's the emerging narrative; I looked at the data. Tl:dr: This graph that breaks down occupation by annual wages and the share of workers who hold a four-year degree. www.chalkbeat.org/2026/06/23/s...

For Sale: 300 gallons of blue food coloring Never used

On Father's Day you most definitely want a son who is an amateur chef and will cook a Tomahawk Ribeye for dinner. To answer the inevitable question: It was better than it looked.

We need a Constitutional Amendment to ban 0-0 ties on US soil.

Great news for the Van Halen backstage setup crew.

When they ask Marco to re-paint the reflecting pool

I will paint your reflecting pool for several million dollars, but all my work comes with a one-week, money-back guarantee.

It's not all bad news: Part of our unconditional terms of surrender to Iran having us giving up the SEC and Notre Dame.

And they keep insisting we don't need Communications Majors.

What the NY Times has learned: 1) Republicans don't care, and 2) the Republican Congress ain't gonna do shit.

I like George. I think he's doing good work. But the ingrained beliefs that cause someone to join the Federalist Society in the first place mean I don't think I can ever trust him.

Eggs

We're all gonna die.

All time banger, right here.

The fascism and the requisite indoctrination will eventually start oozing out of their pores. They can't help it.

Just bought ten acres in San Recto. Got a great deal because I paid cash.

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

And they say we don't need communications majors.

Academic Affairs, Enrollment Management, Student Affairs, Student Accounts

So, what do we have? Not much. Can you make something up? I don't have any idea what I'm talking about. Make something up. Aliens? No, try something even dumber Blame Biden? It's been done. OK, I think I got it. You want something really, really stupid, right?

I'm guessing these tickets are either really expensive or really cheap.

In theory, "advanced placement" course in high schools are meant to give students a head start on college-level work, but in practice these courses serve as *replacements* for that college-level work, and very poor ones at that.

Why do they even have Tony awards if no one named Tony ever wins?