Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL

Who is due a goal or an assist in #fpl #gw6 Find out here podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/f...

The biggest debate in FPL is whether to pick a hat, glasses or facial hair

Is #gw6 the best single gameweek to use the Triple Captain Chip? @fplcruyff74.bsky.social and I chat about the chip and our #fpl plans here www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAN...

#FPL Best xG teams season so far xG diff (actual Goal Diff) ⭕ ARS +4.3 (+8) 🦅 CRY +3.7 (+4) 🧿 CHE +3.6 (+5) 🍒 BOU +3.1 (+1) 👹 MUN +2.9 (-2) 🔴 LIV +2.8 (+6) 🔵 MCI +2.4 (+4) ⚫ NEW +2.1 (0) 🕊 BHA +0.9 (-2) 🍬 EVE +0.3 (+1)

#FPL Worst xG teams season so far xG diff (actual Goal Diff) 🍷 BUR -6.1 (-3) 🟣 AVL -4.3 (-4) 🐺 WOL -3.5 (-9) ⚒ WHU -3.5 (-8) 🌳 NFO -3.4 (-4) ⚪ LEE -2.4 (-3) ⬜ FUL -1.3 (+1) 🐈‍⬛ SUN -1.0 (+2) 🐝 BRE -0.7 (-4) 🐓 TOT +0.1 (+7)

Content creators get this alot from people who don’t share their rank, don’t offer their own advice and have rarely, if ever, finished a season well. #fpl Shame, as this lad will miss out on a lot of good advice from a lot of great content creators. His loss.

Haaland Salah Saka wc draft team #fpl

NEW FPL VIDEO! 💥 🎙️ @fpljoe.bsky.social x @fplgeneral.bsky.social FPL General (3 x Top 500) reveals his GW6 Team Selection. WATCH ▶️ youtu.be/I1-YV4BYfwI

No Ollie Watkins in my FPL team this morning

Villa out, City in before being priced out. Salah stays before becoming saka in gw7 . Wc gw8, bb gw9… fh when I need it later on . #fpl #gw6

Up to 270 AD in #fplhistory … in time to see the birth of Santa Claus ( St Nicholas)!

Gw8 WC plans hatching. Needs fine tuning obvs but I like a magic bean double pivot of KDH and Stach poss #fpl 🤔

DEFCON watch 👀 +2 in GW5 LIV: Van Dijk (3rd time out of 5 starts), Gravenberch (1/4), Konate (1/5), Kerkez (1/5), Ekitike very nearly became the first forward with DC points with 11. EVE: Tarkowski (5/5), Garner (3/5), Ndiaye (2/5), Gana (1/5) BRI: Veltman (2/3), Dunk (2/5), Van Hecke (2/5) #FPL

#FPL #FPLCommunity @fpljoe.bsky.social Heads up, I Just noticed that on the PL app on android it says i have 1 free transfer even though i rolled in GW5. If i go to the site in a browser it correctly shows 2. I've tried making two transfers in the app and it gives me a -4, so just beware.

Goals imminent table hero J Anthony scores again! He’ll still be a differential for my gw9 BB v wolves no doubt. 🤞

Hello, is that the Bench Boost police? I’d like to report a crime. I’ll ask @fplgeneral.bsky.social on Monday how the visit from the police went. 🙂

Minteh scores for my top transfer targets video. Well done anyone who went for him.

Forest ⚽️… bad goal for bench boosters. #fpl

Salah 0.31 xgi … that’s more like it #fpl #liveve

Dewsbury Hall on 4 YC in just five games. Fouling legend. 😬 #suspensiontightrope

Big Week in transfers for me in #gw6. 2FT to get Haaland in . But how that happens is still undecided. Salah could stay or go, so too Villa. Lots of options and midfield makeweight not sure. Lots of options . Gw8 WC likely. #fpl #gw6

🚨 NEW #FPL VID! 💥 🎙️ @fpljoe.bsky.social 💥 TOP FPL GW5 PICKS!! WATCH ▶️ youtu.be/ZvprP7gK96A

Defensive contributions is Defcon farming now. 👨‍🌾 And yet Lacroix & Andersen ownership is so low it should come with a custodial sentence. These lads are literally printing points while everyone else is busy chasing the next shiny attacker. Criminal negligence, imo. ⚖️🔒 #FPL #FPLCommunity

Salah hauling in the CL. Just before a home derby . 🧢🇪🇬🙂 #fpl

Remembering that time when dogs became #fpl content creators. And yes us Watkins and Rogers owners are barking mad!

Help this guy out with starter packs anyone with them. 🙏 #fpl #fplcommunity

🚨 NEW #FPL VID! 💥 🎙️ @fpljoe.bsky.social x @fplcruyff74.bsky.social! 💥 GW5 Team Reveal!! 💻 YT 👉 youtu.be/jpDw7jz2Djc

If you think your rank is bad and haven’t played any chips yet, just think of the advantage you have over these lads and lasses. Lots played already. #fpl

Up to 229 AD in #fplhistory in time to see Emperor Severus restore the Baths of Nero. Bet some fun and frolics went on there 🫢😬

Man on pens who stays on pitch for 90 mins gets 90+ min pen shocker. #fpl

Transferred Semenyo in for a surprise penalty . 👍 #fpl

This Gameweek's Team News Video is now published! #fpl #gw4 www.youtube.com/watch?v=C57W...

Slight tweak to Team News today. Due to technical reasons (something to do with YT and downloading audio for the pod version on streams) we can't live stream it at 3pm, so will instead record it then and upload it straight after - so should be available by 4pm instead. #fpl #gw4

🔥NEW VIDEO Top 5 Players to target in #fpl #gw4 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaZs...

🚨 NEW #FPL VID! 💥 🎙️ @fplcruyff74.bsky.social x @fpljoe.bsky.social! 💥 GW4 Team Reveal!! 💻 YT 👉 youtu.be/FT0yL5admLA

Recovering from a bad Gameweek? Join myself and @fplcruyff74.bsky.social as we chat about how to turn around a poor start to the season. Plus - best midfielders to target! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT0y... #fpl #gw4

Genuinely looking at playing Dubravka v Liverpool now instead of Sels v Arsenal if Ange takes over at #NFO . #fpl #gw4 Abandoning Nottingham Forest assets definitely on the agenda this season. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Lots here on best goalkeepers, captains and Cunha replacements #fpl #gw4

Amazing storm just passed over us (the town in this picture to the right of Glastonbury Tor). Great picture by local photographer Mike Jefferies.

Last day of the summer hammock? Hope not but could be . 😬🌞

Going to be some confused Chris Wood dumpers when they see his Gw5-6 fixtures, Palmer ditchers when he’s fit gw4 and non Watkins owners when Villa embed their new creative players ahead of their strong run.

Been dabbling in fpl challenge so far, quite fun, but will give its Generation Z focused ‘beat the icon’ run until gw10 a miss . Not something for this 53 year old. 👴

He keeps telling us 🤔 #FPL

🤔Who is due a goal in #gw4 #fpl ? 😮Lots of big names on the list! ⚽️ Find out via the latest Goals Imminent podcast podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Three of these very likely to haul in #gw4 #fpl