best friend vibesssss

seeing christ dillinger tonight and i couldn’t be more excited 😜

flowers 💐

i’ve been on a big vegetable kick lately. been loving veggies ! 🥗

u know the children are wild when ur literally casting a spell to have a calm day nannying them 🥴

new devastating put down: "wow, were you naked when you got dressed this morning?"

at the dmv basically topless. press 1 in the comments if you think he deserves a renewed license, 2 in the comments if he doesn’t and 3 in the comments if you’re confused by the question

going to wear my crazy sparkly hot pink lip gloss for my new ID photo 😘

i’m always wearing like no clothes and then have a mustache and crazy piercings and lashes and then i’m like “why r people staring at me???” lol

every girl who was even slightly rude to me in hs now has a hideous boyfriend i know that’s right

i’m so sorry but it’s rlly funny to me when ppl post like, many many many stories that are all just insanely obvious political takes lmao. this shit is like “did you know ICE is actually BAD?!?!” “everybody HATES transgender!!” “could trump be a MEANIE PANTS?!?” like right ….

not sure what me and my wife are trying to say to each other

god kicked me out of heaven for being too thick :(( fallen angel teas

conversely, sometimes i am the scary dragon creature and lily is the small princess ouppy who i get get get

he is pink

now that i have fangs i rlly relate to This creature

ur gender and gender expression are not some sort of like, big invisible secret. like why r we talking about “oh no one knows im nonbinary” like ok then it doesn’t matter lol. like im so confused. no one ever thinks im cis, bc my gender is an external thing. what is everyone talking about

oh that? that’s my secret “they”. yeah that’s the “they” in my pronouns that’s an absolute and complete fucking secret unless i’m at a DIY show and i wanna yell at someone

it’s FRIDAY and it’s the FIRST DAY OF SPRING the air is full of warmth and potential and i am SICK AS A DOG so will be STUCK INSIDE ALONE TODAY thank you

music is so beautiful it has the power to unite people

i cooked this and was so so proud of it but lily said it looks like testicles 😔

i feel like i haven’t talked about lily being the sheep dog and im the little lamby and she gets gets gets me in awhile so im here to say that again

i’m rlly sick and it’s making me delirious im walking around my apartment saying out loud “peekaboo” to absolutely no one just over and over again. peekaboo!

every cis man is an unforgivable disgraceful freak and u can put that on my grave stone

every time i do any kind of spell this tweet is just echoing in my head. powerful 🤔

i almost want to start developing a quiz for future potential friends…. an intake form if u will. most of the questions are about if ur normal to trans women and then we also have a few interrogating any allegations you’ve received

i want to make more nonbinary friends but i don’t like how most of u behave….

my bluesky is described by lily as “unfiltered meadow, straight from the tap” so drink up while u can kings and queens and those in betweens

are you a trans ally? performative or otherwise? can i interest you in sharing or donating to keep my friend alive? 💖

one time some cis guy was trying to hit on me and he asked my friend if i’ve “gotten the surgery” and my friend was like “which one?”

crazy to me that cis ppl r always asking questions about ur transition that implies there’s like an end destination where you’ve finally “transitioned”. ofc i assume usually all they mean is that u get bottom surgery but it’s just so weird 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

learning from my time temp nannying that these rich families treat their nannies as like a status symbol. bc it’s who brings ur kids around the community ya know, so how the nanny looks becomes like a sign of ur wealth and values. all this to say i’m never gonna get hired by a family full time lol

hair halo AND angel fangs, who does this guy think he is, god’s favorite or something ????

like this post if u think all men deserve the death penalty or if u like pizza 🍕

why is it that the stress u feel right before doing something that’s supposed to be fun is the worst kind of stress there is. like why is getting ready for a party my 13th

this insane thrift find

can i come over and stare at you like this

ya know when i was on T i never really gooned out about it…. #missoppurtunity

i ❤️ being sexually unavailable

pouty sheep sheep

ok so r u guys seeing my rly funny posts and not liking them bc ur scared and hate me or r u not seeing them in the first place ? if u r seeing them u should like them because

looking like i’m about to dip my big toe back into drag,,,,, i have a new name too…. here it comes ..

kinda funny that i have a maiden name now. like yeah that used to be my name, back when i was a maiden. but alas, i am maiden no longer ….

hi everyone, one of my best friends in the whole world is struggling to survive rn. she's about to lose food stamps due to new govt bullshit, and she's been facing employment struggles for months. please share and donate if you can! gofund.me/bbe8ac8d2

i dropped the camera

the people on love is blind are diabolical

guys where the freak is my dog

maybe a doctor could fix me

i was fingering my wife the other night and while inside, i had a moment of extreme self assuredness, a confident moment where the clouds cleared and i thought hey, maybe the feeling that ur inherently born wrong is all in ur head and ur actually a pretty swell guy. need to get back to there….

my wife is playing video games and ignoring me again so if anyone knows how to make a shower curtain into a noose