RiP, Goat. I remember when you were THE name when I started playing this game. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

I like myself so much more when I conceptualize my being as a smart degenerate instead of a degenerate smart person.

I'd love to say something emotionally poignant, but really I've just been drinking for the last few hours.

In post-rotation Standard thus far, Vivi Ornitier and Agatha's Soul Cauldron have been dominating the top tables.

Down with generative AI. Up with degenerate humans.

The only king I acknowledge (will pull this sword from an alligator )

Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city." Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!

*retrieves said sign from dumpster and writes « DOGE SMOKES DITCH-WEED » on the flipside*

For the first time in over a decade I’ll be doing a domestic signing event! So happy to be a featured guest at Magic Con in Vegas next month along with my good friend Scott M Fischer🔥🔥🔥 www.mtgfestivals.com/global/en-us...

NEW VINDICATE MEANS NEW INDICATE

Please understand that if I make an offhand comment about the state of the world in one of my videos and you say "let's keep politics out of Magic"... Shut up. I don't care. I think you're an idiot. That's the last comment you're going to leave on my stuff. Hope it was worth it.

This was my round five opponent, Kai. He has to ask what my Razorverge Thicket was because he'd never seen the Scars of Mirrodin art before. Because it's older than he is. (He beat me)

Kibler on coverage at a type II GP. Magic is truly healing

Mox opal for sale 190 free shipping in the us. RTs appreciated

I've taken a lot of bad beats in mtg over the last couple weeks; I'm feeling disadvantaged by my lack of luck. If anyone wants to jam some Fortnite, hmu.

Bat signal for Modern players in Houston tomorrow! Only 73 players signed up for the $20k. 😬 #mtg

Persona Analysis: The Gaming Sage with 85% authenticity! blueskyroast.com/roast/trevor...

Didn't listen to Spotify much this year. Charli is great. The rest are statistical artifacts from all-time banger singles.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Honeymoon is over; my feed has started feeding me people just spewing anger and F bombs into the void. Time to get busy with blocks and mutes.

There's a pattern

SCG Columbus was based. I played very little magic, but interacted with a lot of players, vendors, and artists. I rode out gummies, got lunch cocktails, and ate great food. I really needed the vacation. Would recommend grabbing a friend, splitting a BnB, and heading to a SCG event near you!

FDN sealed deck from the gold event last evening at #SCG 2-0-1 took the split to dip for dinner. High EV play.

Apps and cocktails at Vine & Forge. #SCG

Borderless Tamiyos acquired and Brazilian Steakhouse rezzed up! Raaaage

At SCG Cbus!

Packing for the SCG. NGL, just wanna hit up some side events, have some laughs, and some good meals. I never leave the house.

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Geez that other platform is full of garbage. It felt Limewire once Gnutella was inundated with trash.