It was released on the Global TV App. Maybe a glitch.....maybe on purpose. 🤷‍♀️ Anyways, I got you 🇨🇦🇨🇦 Elbows up- Jim Beam and CBS 60 minutes in one week. We sure have been busy! www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

MAGA is waiting with bated breath to learn if the Brown University suspect is a godless trans antifa or misunderstood and forgotten young man from a good, Christian family

Not this Whoville ass bird lololol

What in the green eggs and ham???? That’s a Grinch turkey. That’s a 2000s Dr Seuss live-action prop turkey. Such a waste of matcha

I don’t block ppl anymore, I mute. Ppl be petty and making blocklists of ppl who blocked them 👀 Mute gives everyone peace of mind and no one gets offended

Omg that’s literally the year my grandma left him??🫢 My mom was born in ‘65, and she was 9 when my grandma got divorced. Holy shit. ~Historical context~ is a hell of a drug. I did always wonder why she didn’t stay gone after previous attempts to leave. Now I know 🫡

Dressing is when you add Black people to the end of the search

Eatin leftovers every Black Friday I don’t have to work Retail

Happy African American Friday to Stephen Miller 🖕🏾

One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus

"Star Wars Ranking"

new personality type based on ranking top four Star Wars episodes "oh, I'm a 4516" "that's so rare"

I’m feeling fat and sassy

Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat ?

I Want Waffle Fries

Contact improv is one of those things you learn about in school and then NEVER see anyone use again. It’s literally my favorite cure all. Whether it’s for rehearsal, planning choreo, or working on intimacy between actors. It’s such a beautiful style and I wanna see it more 😫😫😭😭

Saw Wicked, For Good 😍 🧵

Dreamin about those heated Japanese toilets 😫

🎶 Wario no shirt no panties 🎶

I gotta change careers

Back from Japan 🥰 the USA is so ratchet omg

THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS but my complex won’t be shaken 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Last day of my 20s 😅 kinda crashin out ngl

If you read one Diane Keaton tribute today, make it this one. "... though many people associate her mostly with the brainy doodle of a performance she gave in Annie Hall—a brilliant one—she was astonishingly versatile. She was great without ever trying to *be* great..."

Lessons from Portland. www.thenation.com/article/acti...

A data hoarder set up a searchable archive of the Epstein docs released by the House Oversight Committee. Used OCR and a self-hosted AI to analyze and categorize them. Actually useful bc the docs were released as disorganized jpeg files in a giant Google Drive www.404media.co/data-hoarder...

If you’re calling Newsom about trans and gay bills you should also call about SB 79 bc passing that is going to help literally everyone

Hi, I'm a trans Californian who reported on the CA bills. This headline is misleading at best. You haven't noted that he has until the 12th to sign the other bills, leaving that out is irresponsible and fearmongers. People can and should still pressure him on those bills. bsky.app/profile/mady...

Team #cutiepatootie 👒🦦

A small victory. Watch the whole video. This is what happens every time when ICE is outnumbered by angry community citizens. They run off. Tail between their legs. Cowards! They will lose this war, if we are all united and protect each other. We just need to show up in numbers!

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Judge Karin Immergut, a Trump appointee, has issued an emergency injunction blocking Trump’s plan to deploy federalized National Guard troops from any state to Portland.

stardust cookie

Yall think anime and other cartoons aren’t political bc you’re not functionally literate. You think a show about an Air Bender and his friends who were victims of a genocide was written for the sole purpose of entertaining you and not to make you think

Attn Black people, stop scrolling. This is not a drill: Chicago

Reminder that Miller once asked an admiral “When a boat full of migrants is in int’l waters, they aren’t protected by the U.S. Constitution, right?” When admiral said that’s technically true, but int’l law still applied, Miller replied: “why can’t we use a Predator drone to obliterate that boat?”

So while Stephen Miller runs the ethnic cleansing campaign and commits murder in the Caribbean and Pete Hegseth gets ready to do his own little Nuremberg rally for the generals, Trump's aides are gaslighting him with AI slop and old footage? www.kgw.com/article/news...

We don’t want to hear about the Bermuda Triangle. We don’t want to read the classified documents about Amelia Earhart. We don’t give a damn about who stopped the UN escalator. We know acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. We also know that Tmurp needs to #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

At the risk of seeming gauche by quoting Andor, remember “The imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks. It leaks. Authority is brittle.”

Tbh I’m surprised one of those big famous hackers haven’t released the Epstein files yet. Not one whistleblower releasing them. It makes me think that they already deleted them.

Kirk's killer is a Mormon from Utah. Trump is compromised by Putin. Trump is all over the Epstein files. Bolsonaro got 27 years for a coup because their High Court wasn't captured. Trump's tariffs are taxes on Americans. Patel, Hegseth and RFK Jr are cartoonishly incompetent.

'Melissa Hortman was a Democratic lawmaker from Minnesota, brutally murdered—alongside her husband and her dog—by a conservative activist just 12 weeks ago. Her name deserves to be said in this moment.' endlessurgency.com/p/why-wont-r...

The FBI to Tyler Robinson when he turned himself in:

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

IM ON THE FLOOR 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 now I gotta figure out my fit 💃🏾 This Ariana Grande presale was NO JOKE

I GOT ETERNAL SUNSHINE TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ARIANA FOR ADDING ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE FORUM 🥹🥹🥹

Grandma’s 82nd bdayyyyyy 🎉