old man ego death

bigface animegirl

schools should have a different secret bathroom for teachers so i dont keep awkwardly following mine during breaks and we have to get quiet and act invisible until we're Outside again

if i do painting commissions again it'll be birkin style, everyone sends me ur best pictures and i choose one lucky suitor to pay me money

my love mi novioviavio

how is the average person supposed to recognize any of these as signs of impersonation? i dont know what outdated gear looks like. i dont know what's real or forged.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly

34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death. adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/

"I'm bricked up," I say, after being lured to the vaults with promise of Amontillado.

this was in the British food section of the grocer. is England okay

This past year I've somehow become obsessed with "pingas" again. Cant stop saying it, cant stop thinking it. I DONT KNOW WHY. This morning i thought "I need a mug that says 'DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE SNOOPED AS USUAL' on it". Thats nothing! That's literally nothing!! put me down like a sick animal.

u need to see:

hollow knight tailless whip scorpion oc B^}

just learned that the opposite of anal retentive personality type is called anal explosive

i cant believe some people get popular. i think our attention is either not studied enough or HIGHLY studied in VERY secret places under twelve NDAs

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when shes cleaning her belly im allowed to pet it without getting bit and it feels divine

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this 2 years later

hands

frankatha #knightsofguinevere #artpost

Anyway please enjoy the whole awful adventure in one image so you don't have to go flipping through posts

I met two superheroes from the theme park Fuji-Q Highland—Eejanaika Red and Dodompa Pink, who are named after rollercoasters in the park. They are actually secretly villains who enjoy hearing park guests’ screams, steal kids’ ice creams, and cut in line.

oh the animators wanted to fuck the robots so bad

this terrified the c suite into reversing the Kimmel thing because how does anyone predict this happening

the FBI doesn’t even try anymore

some of my rough animation for #KnightsofGuinevere pilot, ft Frankie and Andi and some Things she had to say 🥸 Many thanks to Dana and Kofi for letting me have fun with this one! 🤸 #animation #officialwork

welcome to the revolution comrade disney adult

the Brazilian right is attempting to pass measures through the legislature to shield Bolsonaro and other legislators from the legal consequences of the failed coup, for which Bolsonaro was recently sentenced to 27 years. these photos are of the massive protests in response.

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

bugs

oh, the mysterious knocking on the walls at night? yeah, the guy who was murdered in this house loved knocking. he loved it so much

i sent famous youtube animation meme creator Scotch a song i wrote this morning and he liked one of the lyrics so much he drew it and i think its cool

people are losing their jobs for simply posting unedited quotes of things kirk said during his lifetime to show who he really was

15min and 25min life drawing studies :D

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

DIVINE

Incredible. Cancel all my therapist appointments, from now on I'm getting my counselling from the fucking Pringles Man!

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☆彡𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝~😈 [riso print]

que onda guero?

this preview leaves out the funniest part

cross dresser

THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."