wacom stands for "with a chance of meatballs"

someone came up with a new insecurity to have and it gave me a nightmare

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

jokerfyingly sick of Democrats asking for "full transparency" and "answers." it's the new "thoughts and prayers."

that's her data data dance @clowndepot.mariogolf.info

I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...

golden

dutch ain't real

oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen

fuck the xth sound. fuck the word "sixth" im tired of keeping this feeling inside me. BUFFOONS of consonants taking entirely too much time in my mouth. and dont get me started on "sixths"

latest tig pics . eclusive

stream doodles ty for the suggestions merry chrismas :)

www.youtube.com/live/LFo7iEs... pokemon doodling for anyone with free time on christmas day! ⛄

i got myself an easel

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Twinkling stars

yada yadda yaddaaaaa

futurism.com/health-medic... this is really funny and cool and while reading it aloud to my partner i accidentally said they introduced a pregnant batman

he never looks at JD that way

old man ego death

bigface animegirl

schools should have a different secret bathroom for teachers so i dont keep awkwardly following mine during breaks and we have to get quiet and act invisible until we're Outside again

if i do painting commissions again it'll be birkin style, everyone sends me ur best pictures and i choose one lucky suitor to pay me money

my love mi novioviavio

how is the average person supposed to recognize any of these as signs of impersonation? i dont know what outdated gear looks like. i dont know what's real or forged.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly

34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death. adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/

"I'm bricked up," I say, after being lured to the vaults with promise of Amontillado.

this was in the British food section of the grocer. is England okay

This past year I've somehow become obsessed with "pingas" again. Cant stop saying it, cant stop thinking it. I DONT KNOW WHY. This morning i thought "I need a mug that says 'DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE SNOOPED AS USUAL' on it". Thats nothing! That's literally nothing!! put me down like a sick animal.

u need to see:

hollow knight tailless whip scorpion oc B^}

just learned that the opposite of anal retentive personality type is called anal explosive

i cant believe some people get popular. i think our attention is either not studied enough or HIGHLY studied in VERY secret places under twelve NDAs

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when shes cleaning her belly im allowed to pet it without getting bit and it feels divine

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this 2 years later

hands

frankatha #knightsofguinevere #artpost