Me: Why did they change Robotnik to Eggman? Google: SHAPED LIKE EGG.

Happy Soup Bowl Sunday or something.

@thelexikitty.bsky.social Decided to draw you :) Hope your day's awesome

Today's gender is a Kirby Recursion Cascade. Please seek shelter immediately.

Today's gender is a construction crew breaking into a perfectly choreographed, OSHA-compliant musical number.

Today’s gender beeps happily at their friends.

Today’s gender is sipping a cold can of Surge, wearing glittery perfume, and rifling through a pack of mermaid-themed temporary tattoos.

Today’s gender is trains.

Literally half of what I do here. I’m a self-appointed Bluesky gender factory.

⚠️ Today’s gender has run out of Human and will now only Cat. Please order a new cartridge to re-enable Human features. ⚠️

Today's gender is the sense of relief when you find that thing you thought you left on the plane.

Today's gender unhinges their jaw, shoveling mouthfuls of night sky into a skull full of stars. "TASTE THE GALAXY", their eyes scream, as each of their teeth explode into a new, limited-edition flavor of Skittles.

Today’s gender is finding out the bag of Skittles was not empty.

Here is your Well-Dressed Cheesecake crime boss @thelexikitty.bsky.social

I drew today's gender

Today’s gender is a well-dressed cheesecake with a history of organized crime.

Please let 2025 be the year of all game devs adding text scaling into their games.

Be still, my heart. I need it.

todays gender had a really long night last night and just wants a nap, ok?

todays gender is bagpipe jazz

I would VO this show in a heartbeat.

todays gender is the softsoap fish. when was the last time you fed yours?

Do secret rooms behind bookshelves have to have fire exits? Are they part of home inspections? I need a tape measure and a few Billy bookcases.

Ernst Mach, whose name you know from the Mach numbers (Mach 1, Mach 5 etc) was also a philosopher and artist who was obsessed with sensation, the below is a self portrait of him called "View from the left eye."

i listen to all genres of music

todays gender stubbed a toe and burned a finger and feels very incompetent

it’s been Black Friday for over a week and Cyber Monday starts on Saturday now. The days scream and writhe in pain as they are stretched beyond their limits. Soon, it will be only lunchtime.

please remember to feed the ghosts in your walls good music from time to time

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

I’ve finally found people as passionate about barcode scanners as I am. youtu.be/bOfpQt4KFCc?...

One of these days I'll get to use the phrase "may you be filled with a thousand cheeses" and have it actually make sense. That day ain't today, but I can dream.

today's gender has a removable battery and user-replaceable parts

8 bits = a byte 4 bits = a nibble 2 bits = a shave and a haircut

today's gender is unfindable secrets pronouns may include: - clandestine rummaging - ethereal seeking - cosmic rootin' around

this is Freya, she wanted to let everyone know she would be happy to sit next to any dogs afraid of fireworks as she does not mind them and wants everyone to be safe, please let your dogs know of her services, thank you

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends

oh my god the IOS Bluesky app respects system font sizes for visually impaired people unlike nearly every other social media app THANK YOU 💞💞💞

today's gender is a jigsaw puzzle pronouns may include: where/is/that/corner/piece