This tickles my pickle.

Is there such a thing as neuro -typical?

Live by the sword...

Is it to be Epsteingate or Pedogate?

Hoodies are only good for one thing: covering your eyes during naptime.

BREAKING NEWS: Israel pleads Space X to build launch site in Iran.

It feels like, at some point in the not so distant future, the "Republicans" will be remembered similarly to the "Confederates"; as misguided racists from the past.

You look -ing.

My favourite thing about an instant reply on Bluesky is knowing that somewhere on the vast surface of this beautiful planet is knowing that someone else is also on the shitter.

Hey @bsky.app what happened to that little "you're not following them" mark on people little pfps? Please bring it back.

*reads with French accent* "San U-peed"

Australia voted against Trumpism!

The best thing about the Tariffs was informing the Maga crowd that there ARE OTHER countries in the world.

...Heeeeee's SUPERFRAGILEEGOTISTIC, ORANGEANDATROCIOUS, All the things he says are really only braggadocious, He thinks if he speaks loud enough, He might sound quite ferocious. PUTINSLAPDOGSEXISTPIGISRACISTANDOBNOXIOUS! DUMB little diddle dumb dumb he's all lies...

Exciting news, had a break-through with my therapist. Or was it a break-down? Whatever it was some sort of break.

*writes a book* A book

Looking for a first edition of "The Mediocre Spider-Man"

There's a great woman behind me.

You know that horror when you see someone's house burn down with all their belongings inside, and wonder what they'll do next? Well they'll gather up their courage, work with good designers and builders and make a better, stronger home. That or they'll move somewhere else. #analogy

Dunno... It's like, Audiobooks really speak to me, you know?

All Putin had to do to destroy America was lift up his phone.

Ooh ooh, can we start calling him BJ Vance?

Super Dad by day, Super Drunk by night.

Looks like we've entered the "Un-Secured" Information Age

I put the "end" in friendship.

Now that he's smoked Signal he has to resort to smoke signals to signal the smoking of Yemen.

OMG SMH NGL LOL. BRB.

Aha, just passed the entrance exam for Porn Film School! It wasn't even that hard.

Hey you that posts quotes from clips followed by the clip of only that exact quote. Why? Please just pick one you're bogging-up the timeline. Sincerely CB

Well it's what it's!

Beware bracelet wearers lest it get caught in your butt hair at wiping.

Is that supposed to be Chris Pratt ripping off his own Star Lord character in the heavily "shopped" image for Electric Boogaloo (or whatever it's called) on Netflix?

He should be called "King Turdus". Everything he touches turns to shit.

Everyone in the US right now suffering a pre/baby/toddler/kid/tween/teenage/early/mid/senior life crisis.

The left is my submissive hand.

Swept through the audio books of Super Powereds years 1 to 4. Great series about college students learning their gifts, expertly narrated. Now half way through the great fantasy NPC series by @drewhayesnovels.bsky.social Great fun Highly recommend them all. #booksky #reading #audiobooks

What in hell am I supposed to do with this emotional support demon?

FFS what did Agent Orange do now?

Strangled by the right, They're led by a Douche There is no ending near in sight.

You're a reply guy I'm providing spontaneous improv comedy We are not the same

Sometimes I like to prostitute words with other words which kinda sound the same.

Lady and the Tramp, but with Princess Diana and Charlie Chaplin.

Trying out Vampire Risotto tonight: 1 onion finely chopped, Chicken stock, Grated rice, 1 quart of blood from shredded finger tips, NO GARLIC.

Sadly, the brutal underground sport of kitten fighting continues to go on unabated, and remains criminally unreported.

1k followers! Thank you team, it means a lot to this lowly peasant. I'd like to thank the Academy... where I went to High School, without the relentless bullying I would not have found a sense of humour and love of jokes. You're all THE BEST.

Hey you, yes you, don't reply to this post, ok?

The world revolves around me. Even my Mum calls me her sun.