popular white-hat hacker Dick Navis to guest host on tomorrow’s @radiofromhell.bsky.social show on X96

new war of the worlds is shockingly disturbing because imagine having to take dozens of work-related zoom calls in just one afternoon

sir reebal conversations will be haved when i guest host tomorrows @radiofromhell.bsky.social show

i’m sad to report that, despite recent investments in a new cigar and whiskey tasting room, my balloon shop catered to alpha males has driven me to bankruptcy

big beautiful bill that’s also emotionally intelligent and has kissable lips OH YEAH that’d be much better for the country

blasting the JBL speaker in public trying to get everyone clapping along to my fav true crime podcast

new headshots came in

*inserting myself into a conversation* “lots of chatter about that very topic in the online discourse these days”

we at Wedding Cake Topper Inc. are proud to update our flagship model ‘Bride Dragging Disinterested Groom Who Only Wants To GAME’ now featuring a Nintendo Switch 2

the most annoying person at your office rn

Bussiness. Inovation. A welth of expeeriance. Plenty of gret discussions to be have when I guest hosed tomorrow @RadiofromHell show @X96 | 96.3fm

oh YOU are mad because of what ‘I’ said?!? first of all, I didn’t think anyone was listening

as someone constantly on the go, the perfect breakfast for my busy mornings is the new Burger King churro fries paired with a double bacon cheese Whopper™ topped w/ BBQ sauce

conspiracy theorists are actually right about chemtrails and 5G, but they also cancel each other as long as they both exist so it’s all good

witness the unfathomable power of the new Outlook calendar

*covered in debris and blood while trying to dig a way out of smoldering rubble* ummmm, yeah, is anyone else’s pattern recognition going crazy rn or is it just me???

world’s elite has special Doritos and Oreos that don’t leave shit all over your fingers/teeth btw

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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Economy reacts to tariff turmoil, forcing United States to sell off reserve drums of lube by the THOUSANDS after adult-toy stocks fall to ALL-TIME LOW

i’m not locked in a room with @radiofromhell.bsky.social over the next week, they’re locked in with ME 96.3fm | X96 6-10am

Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside! Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍

don’t bite the hand that jerks you

“ignore the link on the calendar, I just sent out the new meeting’s URL to our email chain”

WAR ROOM GROUP CHAT LEAKED! NO CAP!! THE SQUAD IS COOKED FR 💀🔥💀 -the world’s largest military organization

overly apologetic transformer robot with ancestral guilt for being a tesla

the X96 market-tested bad boy RETURNS to guest-host tomorrow’s @radiofromhell.bsky.social show 6-10am 96.3FM

need more yin to the yang in my day to day unless yin is the bad one, then more yang for sure

dick navis? haven’t heard that name in a long time

two hour YouTube essay on the government’s involvement in me constantly getting my shoelaces caught in car doors

i SAW the teaser! you just KNOW they’re gonna make Shrek do some WOKE bullshit in this new one “…sorry? does that mean you want lo Mein or fried rice with your order today?” (angrily spitting) HALF AND HALF

the tattered flag and punisher decals reminds other drivers to move it or lose it when I blindly merge my 2014 Nissan Cube

fucking pisses me off how angry I get

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

a meteor with a 2% threat of hitting earth can’t be negotiated with let money do the talking and nuke the meteor with 100% tariffs

you SAY you think I’m “chill” however, the expert psychoanalytic report of our recorded conversations in conjunction with my shell company anonymously surveying your family members (whose data I purchased legally) suggests you may have answered dishonestly

who cares about imposter syndrome we’re all half plastic at this point

it rules doing all the things in the new medieval video game that I can’t do in real life picking flowers, moving sacks of grain, getting stabbed. you name it

Project Woke 2029

dozens of phone calls, weeks of planning, several flights just to meet me all for one pic. grateful for the many close friends behind the camera who made this photo possible

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

light rain coupled with a soothing afternoon coffee always makes me feel like HELP HELP MAKE THEM GO AWAY PLEASE KEEP THEM AWAY FRKM ME

BREAKING: Trump signs major executive order mandating “neener neener stinky demoncrats gots tiny weeners”

Former President Jimmy Carter posthumously won his fourth Grammy Award for his audiobook "Last Sundays In Plains: A Centennial Celebration." Carter was 100 years old when he was nominated, making him the oldest nominee – and now winner – in Grammy history. Follow the Grammys live: cnn.it/3Q2lagi

country legend beyonce

the idea of this trade war heavily interrupting my eggs and gasoline diet has me feeling physically ill

sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink

reminder to all the PHONIES want pissed pants like mine? gotta put in the work yourself you’re not fooling anyone with your hand-me-down pissers, we can smell that shit from a mile away