and by cheap i mean CHEAP because i'll edit a vod down into a highlight reel for $10 per hour of footage! My usual rates for cutting down vods is around $15, but I wanna support the community more and give a little 33% off sale for yall specifically :) DM me if you're interested!!

i’m predicting a vac team does rly good tmrw in area cup. there’s no way somebody doesn’t after the buffs

One of us is an owl won biggest school in the sea 5!! me: "literally day 1 bucket why tf is this weapon free" @scribys.bsky.social "leashed" @rubyzym.bsky.social "go my scribulous" mecog: "scribys needs to put their L's up" cinnamon: "hello my name is mecog" @djhprfresh.bsky.social aura carry

and people say vac is bottom tier

Apparently there is x rank discourse now so daily reminder that it is never your fault and if you blame your teammates that is a sign of very high skill

I wanted to give an update on the Balatro 1.1 release date: localthunk.com/blog/im-slow TL;DR is that it will not be coming out in 2025, it is still coming out for sure, and I'm sorry. The new timeline is "it's done when it's done" Please read the blog post for more details

RETURN OF THE COG GOT 2ND IN CROBATTLE!! WELCOME BACK MECOGGGG!!!!!! :DDD mecog(no bsky) "Guh" @scribys.bsky.social "skipped out on math hw for this" @rubyzym.bsky.social "im soggy" cinnamon(no twitter) "i really dunno tbh" me "vacuum is busted, v96 meta soon"

Prob the first ever std result

hey did u know vacuum got buffed WON BAJA BLAST 14 WITH V96, STARZ DYNAMO, PLANETZ SWIG, AND DECAV!!!! VACUUM META COMING SOON RICE: "2900XP V96 PLAYER" @scribys.bsky.social "std goat" @rubyzym.bsky.social "literally #1 big swig in the world." CINNAMON (no bsky) "Remember to open up your map ☝🤓"

THANK YOU NINTENDO

This mentality is so important for playing a “support” weapon in solo. You just need to lock in and play Splatoon bsky.app/profile/rice...

2936xp takoroka with v96... everyone who is complaining abt teammates needs to lock tf in cuz if i can do this with the most team dependent special then u can win with top tier weapons

firstly stop following me, splatoon people, that ship sailed so long ago that it'll soon be arriving on another continent and giving the native population smallpox secondly why did I click on a splatoon tweet, I didn't need to know that people say the word "hyperdive" now

who do u guys think is *the* big swig player in the west

coolerless v96 comp getting 2nd in areacup is beautiful

One of very few western dynamos to reach 3k jp x power🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 DYNA 🔛🔝

all splatlings r the same par ballpoint and any splatling player can flex on to another (again par ballpoint)

slime is goated pick him up‼️‼️

I really need a reliable group of people to play with, if anyone wants or is okay with a div 2-ish inkbrush player, take me please.

The winners interview for SWS got translated into english (turn subtitles on) it starts at 4:31:35 t.co/CQQzK7dSGE

Feelings kept nside like winners got 3rd in baja blast 11! me: i hate scribys @scribys.bsky.social madly in love with rice @axiom2477.bsky.social washed asf @bigguytimmy.bsky.social big reef cheese guy

1v4 clutch in ot against good players

I have been suggested to +3 by @foxspl.bsky.social, I feel so honored to be suggested with my baby carbon roller :D

New peak 🔥🔥🔥 dynamo only!!! Gonna keep going for 3k jp

i have badge commissions open!! if u need a badge made then contact me on discord (ricebowl.1) a badge is $35 (i need estrogennnn) here r some previous badges ive made (more in replies!) :D

we need more flanking e-liters

2800xp TAKO!!!!!

What would you do if a fox cooked you dinner for some reason?

Uhhhh I need mid-high level carbon replays if anyone has any and wants to feed me some study material :p #compsplatoon

retro records get 8th in crobattle royale 13! @rice1.bsky.social "hello i am @insomneea.bsky.social dualie player for retro records" @scribys.bsky.social "hotel wifi better then home wifi" @slimeser64.bsky.social "man i dont wanna come up with a quote" @rubyzym.bsky.social *sniffles* *sobs* *cries*

casual 4 kill streak live on stream in a 3v4 that wins us the set >:3

Declaration of Inkopolis

bugs II: return of the rock gets 2nd in bravo bracket of Carma's Colosseum!! fly high Carma 🕊️ me: "my blaster is throwing" @pennyspl.bsky.social "my pencil is throwing" @charis-spl.bsky.social "Jeff will save this game" @itsjustrin.bsky.social "div 9 king returns"

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ur cooler option doesnt matter as long as u have lobstar on ur team

3rd place mug cup mini!! decent result yay

Zones only tournaments and scrims/8s shouldn't ban ANY maps. "What about flounder?" "What about lemuria?" Play them. People complain about weapon variety and then refuse to learn maps that are different.

Goose has suggested me to +3 :D please share and upvote

Dog :D

finally won a game 7...

2700xp!!!!!! yessss i love this game

how many fucking 1-2s. 2-3s, and 3-4s will i get until i actually start winning. every time just 1 more game before i achieve something, but i choke every time

highkey enperry is better than tdualies

In @iplabs.ink Splat World Series Qualifier #1 these players were out for blo-... ink? Regardless, these are your top splat leaders! #compsplatoon

I was suggest to +3 by @scribys.bsky.social! I’ve been playing a lot recently and I am 100% confident I can keep up with the other players in the server. Ty Scribys for suggesting me and ty for any comments/upvotes

what do i make my new username... $5 pawjob was so good i have no idea what to do

Thats cool

looking for a team!! hmu if ur interested in playing witha d2-1 dualie/zimii

updated list for 10.0! all the new weapons have really shaken up the meta. #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

takoroka x rank is genuinely so fun cuz i have an objective counter of how good i am doing, 2 months ago i was stuck at 2300xp with dualies and today i just hit 2687, improving feels amazing