Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

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I upset the group chat with this one

The Sound of Music but it is just a Nazi singing as he sounds with a bullet???

Just watched Predator: Badlands NO SPOILERS: It was pretty alright. Nonstop action, the Alien crossover wasn't egregious. Weyland-Yutani is obviously involved, but that's it. Fun movie, but not as cool as Prey or Alien: Romulus (imo)

can't believe Brian Griffin died 😞

I am the sadness with nowhere to go I am the passion denied for so long I am the bitterness imprisoned Behold, the other side of anger

hobby lobby contraceptive candles

Pluribus: they ate a bad shrimp

Vince Gilligan saw the Unity & Plumbus episodes of Rick & Morty, then made Pluribus

taco bell rectumsepmra

hey potter heads, the spell to read hidden messages is a pre cum

EXPECTO FRENULUM

dentists won't say it but smoking menthols is the equivalent to brushing your teeth

never look at serving size EVER

remembering the time I had to show the owner of the garden-center I worked at some plant pics for insta, but an ultra buff Colonel Sanders fetish drawing was visible on my Google pics

"dog-wife" might be one of my most used terms on this site

Ted Cruz is scared of Kristi Noem because of his dog-wife

I don't care what the creator says, you pronounce it "jif" because you're illiterate & don't know how to say "graphic"

weezer out there crying rn

Z-MONEY BEAT CUOMO

I dreamt I had a dokha stash that I forgot about

if Trump were half the patriot he claims to be he'd show goat brain on live tv

adult baby bottle bop diaper play son or ring pop raver daughter??

for a spooky, post Halloween fright

some cultures had boy-wives, whereas, in the United States, Ted Cruz has a dog-wife or whatever Trump said

My Queen of the Night cactus (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) finally bloomed!

they didn't even allow a hostage negotiator for Harambe

I wish I could find Ben & Jerry's sugar cookie w/ cherry ice cream. Target used to carry it & it was one of the best

Happy Halloween y'all

I dreamt that former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, was bitten by a zombie & nobody had the heart to tell him he would die. He also had a Hitler moustache for some reason.

mormons frot without consequence

you can uhh salt ice to protect our streets

Ronnie Reagan VS Ronald Radke

your honor, i plead the "it was a bit" defense

remember when James cut a hole in the giant peach & fucked it?

Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the King of England... sees that declaration... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our country, and we would have to move out of it...?

RIP Porkins

oneyplays & cumtown have done damage to my sense of humor

why does Stevie wonder?

A man Cranks hog Nice hog, man

Post Malort

I condemn hummus (I'm a picky-eater)

I love the NBA (Non-Binary Association)

trump's fat, shit-filled ass just busted the east wing of the whitehouse

nugget biscuit mad about no kings