Next time someone asks me my least favorite Christmas song I'm just going to say anything by Sia. Jesus Christ.

Deeply embarrassed that the morning after finishing my HTML class I am now choosing to relax by making fake websites for fun.

I've been listening to Uber Everywhere a lot lately.

Commercials were completely silent until 2009 and the release of "How You Like Me Now?" by The Heavy, which became the first and only song ever featured in a commercial.

Obviously I'm not thrilled about the Netflix acquisition but I don't think it's possible to overblow just how bad Paramount buying WB would've been.

I feel so vindicated as a lifelong Paul Dano lover and Tarantino hater.

Just got back from (what I think is) the only theater in Connecticut showing Wake Up Dead Man. You guys. We're so fucking back.

THEY JUST PLAYED COBRA BY GEESE DURING THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE?

I wish I were a betting man because I knew The Last Dinner Party were onto something when I first heard Nothing Matters 2 years ago and they haven't missed yet.

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Not only is "Nebraska" one of the most depressing songs ever written but it's also one of the most fun songs to improvise stupid lyrics to. The general structure with the pauses gives you the perfect amount of time for you to think of a rhyme that works as a punchline.

I know basically nothing about either so this is neither a compliment nor an insult but I totally thought Dispatch was a Invincible spin-off show until today.

Pardon the Reddit but this is comment I just saw will forever be part of my vocabulary or at least until people get normal again.

Babe wake up there's a new made up argument unlocked

I feel a deep kinship with Alan Cumming.

I know Righteous Gemstones is no stranger to nudity but man I was not expecting to see the dad from Dog With A Blog's penis.

Motherfuckers will complain about the death of the monoculture yet hate on 67.

I got so excited listening to Tenderness by Parquet Courts (something I do almost every day) that I just posted "Well I can't count how many times I've been outdone by nihilism" before deleting realizing no one knows what I'm talking about.

What do you mean Ella Purnell isn't in Longlegs? What do you mean Ella Purnell isn't the main character in Longlegs? What do you mean Ella Purnell isn't the girl I always see in that one picture that's used for news articles about the movie Longlegs?

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I'm only now realizing the band is Goldfinger. Badfinger is a different band. This was such a funny joke AND a good point and now it doesn't work as either. Damn.

Underrated aspect of Zohran's campaign has to be his logo. Wonderful typeface and color scheme.

I had a vision (song is 2122 by Geese)

3 of my top 5 favorite albums of the year are from artists who also dropped last year and I call upon the 3 people who follow me on here who know me from my old YouTube days to guess them.

The core is a myth.

Nerds Candy Corn is disgusting but in such a unique way that I keep coming back to them to remember how they taste.

This is the first Kendrick Lamar song because not only is it about California but is also a game of "Have You Ever" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niib...

Still does not feel real that I get to listen to Electric Nebraska today.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Phi Theta Kappa is awesome because your good grades are rewarded by giving them 80 bucks so they can sell your email to every college in the country even though you're already enrolled somewhere else and it's the middle of the semester with no sign of slowing down despite all my unsubscribing aaAAAa

I did a deep dive of the entire of Montreal discography earlier this year and I FINALLY found this one song that has eluded me for months.

Sometimes I think all a truly great album is one where you can remember what each song sounds like and you don't outright hate any of them. That second part makes it sound like a really low bar but you'd be surprised how many are disqualified by that first part.

The weirdest part about being 26 is that you're officially closer to 27 than you are to being 8.

Fun fact: The different colors of M&Ms are actually the same flavor. They're just scented differently! If you plug your nose while eating them, you'll notice they all taste the same! Pretty cool, right?

Haven't loved a show as much as Peacemaker in so long. Shit makes me giddy every week in a way that reminds me of being a wide-eyed teenager.

i like this headline because the exclamation point in the title of the show makes rolling stone come across as uncharacteristically happy (as they should be!)

A week or so ago I had a dream that ties were something you grow on your body and the image still hasn't left my mind.

Extremely specific music question: who are some artists/bands who don't have any bad albums but only one truly great one?

do you guys think this means hot shower was on coloring book in this universe

I've never seen Rugrats but I think I'd be really into it if it was just the adults and Reptar. No offense to the babies but I just don't think they know what they're up against. Reptar's a big dinosaur. You can't compete with that.

I don't know if I have maternal instincts for him or I feel that he has maternal instincts for me but I think John Cena might be the best of us.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people wear shirts of a different artist at a concert. I know this doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but am I alone on this?

I wish Joey Valence & Brae and prime Epic Rap Battles of History existed at the same time.

Why is this written like Robyn's pronouns are Robyn

It's entirely possible that the DCU's Superman got his name from the Badfinger song.

There's a new Channing Tatum crime comedy called "Roofman" that looks like a good time at the movies. The trailers proudly proclaim "FROM THE DIRECTOR OF BLUE VALENTINE AND THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES" What the fuck?

Listening to the new JVB the way they intended. (While playing Jet Set Radio Future on an original XBOX hooked up to a 4:3 TV.)