I confuse The Talented Mr. Ripley for The Incredible Mr. Limpet, which I confuse for A Fish Called Wanda, which I confuse for A Streetcar Named Desire. But I do not confuse The Talented Mr. Ripley for A Streetcar Named Desire.

I hate that AI has claimed "not only ____ but _____" because that was one of my brain's favorite ways to elongate any paper closer to the word count.

There should be a law that every 25 years there's a new remake of The Blob but it's a metaphor for whatever our current Big Fear™ is. Every movie should become a time capsule for the period in which it is made so that when placed side by side they can act as a cultural fear archeological timeline.

My Not-Quite Mid-Year Best Albums: 1. Gorillaz - "The Mountain" 2. Underscores - "U" 3. Baby Keem "CA$INO" 4. Hemlocke Springs "the apple tree under the sea" 5. The new Bleachers album that isn't out yet

As a teen I really wanted to do Street Sharks after buying the complete series DVD at Walmart for 5 bucks but now as I've gotten older all I want to do is Death to Smoochy. They gotta let me make Death to Smoochy miniseries.

I think it's gotta be 2/1 off of Brian Eno's Ambient 1: Music for Airports.

Someday Yankee Candle Village will replace the Candle Mountain Boys animatronics but I just pray that it does not happen in any of our lifetimes.

tomodachi life.......... today

one day until tomodachi life.........

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I like how I phrased this as an apologetic please don't kill me hot take and in the 2 months since posting this it feels like the entire world decided no actually we like this guy even less than you do, Kevin.

"Haha TACO! He chickened out!" is a weird thing to say when he was threatening to kill millions of people. Did you... did you want him to NOT chicken out? What is the goal of the joke here? What is your commentary?

eight days until tomodachi life..

nine days until tomodachi life.

ten days until tomodachi life

TED Talks? Uh, yeah, pretty sure that's what the whole movie was about.

GENO NO DONT MAKE AN ASS OF YOURSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION OVERSHADOWING BOTH A PHENOMENAL YEAR OF UCONNS WOMEN'S BASKETBALL AND THE TALENT SHOWN BY DAWN STALEY AND THE GAMECOCKS GENO NOOOO

Jonathan Majors Fell Through A Window On Daily Wire Action Flick, Leading Crew To Walk Off Set, Producers Say They “Don’t Negotiate With Communists”

Doesn't this guitar sound so good?

Mic the Snare had a lot of great counter-arguments against "music isn't fun anymore" crowd but I'm afraid he left out a glaring omission by not just playing the title track of Baby Keem's Ca$ino in its entirety.

Part of what makes "Long Island City Here I Come" so incredible is it's the first song I've ever heard that just as Feels-era Animal Collective as it is early Bruce Springsteen.

AZZI FUDD

half star reviews of my lboxd top 4

project hail mary brought tears to my eyes multiple times all while ryan gosling was wearing shit like this

I've been watching Drag Race for over a year now and I'm only just now finding out the mysterious purple stuff they put on their eyebrows are just Elmers glue sticks.

I didn't think we'd have a late career Gorillaz album better than Song Machine so (relatively) soon but I'm head over heels in love with The Mountain. Don't think I've listened to a new album since it dropped!

Party Rock is in the house tonight.

This American Dad rerun has so many good jokes in it that my dad who was initially barely paying attention asked if I could turn it up.

Not many people talk about the time Panda Bear made an honest to God trap song. youtu.be/h7br8RR-iv4?...

This year I've been observing "Tubi Tuesdays" (which is exactly what it sounds like) and it's been going swimmingly.

I'm no doomposter but cinema and the free press just died in front of our eyes.

Upon further reflection, 2122 would probably be the most fun.

They need to add polls on here because I want to know who makes the best cereal; Kelloggs, General Mills, Post or Quaker?

I hate how much the goalpost has moved when it comes to AI. I keep seeing people who claim to be against it say shit like "it's great for brainstorming ideas but it shouldn't be the entire process" as if that's not also destroying their creativity and critical thinking skills.

I love dunking on TPUSA as much as, if not even more than the next guy, but the "I just wanna kiss my fish" thing feels like a giant psyop. He's clearly saying "catch" which is funny enough as is! Why are we lying to ourselves?

Hate on Family Guy all you want but you'll be hard pressed to find a show with more jokes in it.

SO DAMN THE BASTARDS CALLED IT OUT EVERYONE THEY STOP FROM DOING JUST AN INCH OF GOOD THEY HATE THEMSELVES FOREVER WAR IT PAVES THEIR HELL FUCK EVERYTHING THAT IVE BEEN TOLD CAUSE I JUST SAW THE HEAVENS OPEN UP

It's not just the waking — it's the rising.

Probably a tie between these two.

Oh this RIPS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNf...

That Amazon Hemsworth AI ad had to be the worst of the night, right?

More like Epic Bunny.

In which Fat Dog and his owner Eddie tackle The Issues (2/2)