I made some dinnerrrrr! Oven-baked chicken glazed with Alabama white BBQ sauce, homemade mac & cheese, and baked beans with garlic bread. Come grab you a plate! ❤️

*Very* short, but I tried my best—for science, of course! hotaudio.net/u/Mipha13/It...

wanna hear me go from nervous to slutty in 14 seconds as you make it fit? 🥴 i decided to start from "it's too big!!" and end up at "it's so big..." and i think it went pretty well. thanks for the prompt, Tark! 😘

Ooh, guys guys guys! Can I hear y'all in your sluttiest voice say "It's so/too big!" For science, of course.

But "Daddy" is okay? I mean, come on, PH...really? Those are just PET NAMES! "Mommy" can definitely be a pet name without it being incestrous. The hell?

i’m not really horny for hockey players, so this isn’t having its intended effect, all i was thinking was “damn this would probably feel incredible on my hip impingement”

"Happy is what happens when you stick your face in between a woman's boooooobs!" ...or whatever Glinda said.

Lines in scripts I forgot I wrote: “I’m that little chapter in your book that you don’t wanna read out loud, aren’t I?” It’s like…“Did I really write that? Naaaah!”

Wow, Facebook, thanks for giving me a reason to grimace this morning by reminding me of when I posted Yes lyrics as status updates back in 2011. I DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!

You know, I would be doing No-Touch November...but these last few months have been No-Touch, so...I guess better luck next year?

Me when men go "oh, yeah?": 😳 Me when men go "oh, yeah...ohh-eee, yeah? HOOOEEEEE-YAHHH?!?": 🥵🤪

I suddenly feel like now is the perfect time to let everyone know that I’m also a small business owner and I make THC infused adult snacks and other baked goods! Follow me on Instagram @daisanistreats to see more items and menus Standard shipping is available Please be 18+ to order

I done bit the bullet, y'all...here it is: www.instagram.com/tarkustrooper/ It's not much for now, but there'll be more. Just expect a lot of pictures of food, nature...and maybe some of me? I dunno.

Thinking of making an instagram...hmm...

Welp...I'm not writing a Halloween script because I'm cutting it too close. HOWEVAH! I'm thinking of writing a friends-to-lovers script detailing what happens after a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show. 😏

Some people who follow me, probably: "Damn, why is Tark so obsessed with anal? Why don't she try it herself? 🙄"

comment etiquette: dont demand updates from writers ("im so sad this will never be done" is included in this, just. dont.) dont tell them you are disappointed dont like it? the back button is free. free writings are a gift given to you by the writer so be kind and say thankyou

I wanna write a Halloween script, but it's too close to Halloween and I'm going crazy...WAAAAA! 😤

Not the ramble you're looking for, but I hope you stay for the chaos. :P www.reddit.com/r/GWABacksta...

Can’t forget that one time a guy sent me an audio of him begging me to suck and fuck some cocks with him. Why I love hearing “Come take a cock with meeee, please?” in the softest, poutiest voice ever? I’ve no clue.

Me: *sleeping* My brain, for no reason: 🎶DRIVIN’ ‘ROUND TOWN, JUST MY BOY AND ME, WITH HIS HAPPY MEAL AND HIS BOOSTER SEAT🎶 Me: *sighs* Goddammit.

Alright, y'all...get up and shake your booty! 🎶C-C-C-C-C-C-COME ONNNN!🎶 New Mediocre mashup right'chere! www.reddit.com/user/Aquatar...

When double-ended dildo thoughts aren't enough...any volunteers? 🤔

Tweaked my "Mommy's Little Porn Slut" script and made two new scripts out of it. Until I write a brand new script, I hope you enjoy these. Thank y'all for being patient with me. ❤️ www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Hmmm...perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. 🤔 #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/g86k6...

So, I've been getting into Steve Walsh's solo material, and right now, his album Glossolalia has been on rotation as of late. Wasn't used to hearing that side of him at first, but it sure is growing on me. #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/0cdhj...

Cooking? As in...*gulp* two people? Yeah, it'll be a date activity...until one of us is shooing the other out of the kitchen, and that "one of us" being me. 🤣 #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/39vjc...

Damnnnn, way to make me blush! 😳 #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/630ar...

I knowwww...but sometimes, being a hermit is just too peaceful. I'll do better next time! #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/f0cfv...

Only scripts...I don't think I have enough patience to write a book, really. I know that's bad to admit, but yeah. #mond_tarkustrooper mond.how/topics/dqsey...

You and your BDSM Test And you wonder why I growl a lot. 😛

Man, do I really suck at scriptwriting? Tell me honestly. I know I don't have any new scripts out right now, but *daaaaaamn*. 🤦‍♀️

Tweaked my "Mommy's Little Porn Slut" script and made two new scripts out of it. Until I write a brand new script, I hope you enjoy these. Thank y'all for being patient with me. ❤️ www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Age verification: Grew up watching Pop-Up Video on VH1.

Sorry to be a recluse on here...it will happen again. Just popping my head in to say hi and y'all are awesome. 😘

CW: Dog scratches I got attacked…again. By the same puppatrators from a month back. I finally got some clear photos of them. Look at their cute faces! :D They’re sweet and love to give kisses…but damn, they play rough!

Having echolalia as one of my stimming behaviors can either be very helpful or very annoying. I could hear something from a tv show/commercial/song and unwittingly repeat it for minutes on end. Help.

I was looking through some old photos and I found this of my cat being entranced by Peter Gabriel on TV.

A racist, homophobic, transphobic pedophile is running the country: *crickets* A black bisexual woman plays Jesus in a popular musical: SACRILEGE! HERESY! OHHH, THE HUMANITY!!!!! Are you fucking cereal-and-milking me right now?

AAAAAHHHHH, SHE ROCKED IT!!!! ❤️

My dad: “What’s that song that George Michael did? Ohh, what was it? It goes like…‘teacher’.” Me: “What?” Dad: “You know! ‘Teacher’!” Me: “Dad, give me the melody. How did it go?” Dad: “I dunno. ‘Teacher’!” Cue my dumb self realizing he was talking about “One More Try” 🤦‍♀️

I, Melissa, a.k.a. tarkustrooper, a.a.k.a Aquartarkana, hereby earnestly request for Msub audios where men do the pouty voice thing. That's hot as FUCK.

Nothing feels better than walking outside and screaming along to some songs in your earbuds after waiting a whole month because of this frickin' heat wave. And with that, I'm exhausted and satisfied. Hopefully we're getting closer to fall weather soon...but then again, I could be wrong.

Here's a deep cut from one of my favorite Black Sabbath albums. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu2a...

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76

Well, shit...Ozzy Osbourne passed away. Not surprised as no one is immortal, but damn, this breaks my heart. 😢

I was “attacked” by three killer puppies not too long ago. I wish I took pictures. All I did was step outside to see if it was still raining. I saw the dogs; they saw me. Before I knew it, they ambushed me and started licking my face and nom-nommed my fingers. It was madness, I tells ya…MADNESS!!!