Go and wish this amazing creator a Happy Birthday! Then go check out their work and tell them how talented they are! Do it!…I mean please be the wonderful people you are and spread some joy 🥹

I was mentioned on the smutcap! I know some of you live on there but it’s a big thing for me! Check out what they say about @artonyoursleeve.bsky.social ‘s fill of my script: www.instagram.com/reel/DPJnheV...

Go listen to Art making my words sound extra sexy!

The Festival of the Goddesses is LIVE RIGHT NOW!!! Take part in this mingling of goddesses. With so many incredibly talented writers, voice actors and artists, please enjoy this BIPOC and Trans inclusive sapphic celebration!! www.reddit.com/r/GWASapphic...

I dunno. Great memory? I can’t even remember what answers I put in this quiz.

Look at this sexy art made by the glorious Remi!

I wrote something silly and Zel made it fucking hilarious…and sexy since she does that so well…and that’s kinda the point of all this, right?

Titties and tummy temporarily on the timeline. A treat to titillate and tickle the troops! Tada! Ok I’m done. I’m all tired out.

I wish I knew how to do the things to make me attractive to you. To be someone you want around not just say nice things to. To get the invitation not just asked along because I’m in the room. Perhaps it’s me that’s the problem, my social skills are doomed.

a garden and a high tea sharing secret thoughts over scones with jam and cream, let me pour the tea to refresh us as we lose track of time for when the company is this delightful theres nowhere i would rather be 💜💜

Awakened again too early. Thoughts of you spilling over from my dreams. How can I return to you? Begging for sleep.

Awakened too soon. Dirty thoughts of you racing through my mind. Touching and fantasizing to tire me out. Slumber envelopes the satisfied soul.

Mr. Mischief is being true to his namesake tonight!

I had to repost it due to missing a tag. So here is the new post: Poem offer on Pillowtalk Audio: [A4A] Those Three Other Words [poem] [yearning] [anticipation] [wanting you to make a move] [short] [150 words] www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...

My lips are plump, facial and otherwise They are perfect for pleasure Let me use them to unwind you Submit to my plump lips And eagerness to please

So it appears drunk Sammy wrote quite a few things for the TL last night. Some not so bad. Titties were a nice touch. She’s such a bad girl 😏

Drunk Sammy has squished titties.

Get on your fucking knees No, I didn’t ask nicely I don’t beg I give orders And you’re going to obey I don’t need to call you a good girl You’re not a princess You’re mine and you will do as I say Do you understand? I said do you fucking understand?

Drunk Sammy is ignoring her ADHD and is about to write some smut that is not going to make sense in the morning. Who needs dopamine when you have wine and aggressive thoughts?

Future self: Don’t give horny drunk Sammy access to social media. She is addicted to edging videos and drooling over hot moots

There is nothing quite like that feeling when your ass up, face on the mattress, and the pussy lips part and feel the cool air flow between them. The next few seconds of anticipation make them wet and begging.

Sammy is drinking. Sammy knows that alcohol does not fix problems. Sammy is weird and talks about herself in the third person at weird times. Sammy is weird.

Over 1600 lewds to choose from and can’t access during work. Not that any of you need or care about this info but if I’m going to be frustrated then I will vent to the masses. I’m also horny as a fucking bull but I digress. TGIF!

Horny at work is physically and psychologically painful. Scrolling hotness on the TL is not helping. You are all bad for my health. However…I love it. 😍

5 different projects promised: ✅ 5 different projects unfinished: ✅ 6 different VAs waiting so patiently:✅ Shame set in about said unfinished projects:✅ Starting another M4F and M4M for funsies?: ✅✅

He’s promised an AMA at 1000 followers. We’ll finally get the answer to the question everyone has been wondering!

God why am I up this early in the morning horny as fuck? I need to slept so I can get up for work in a few hours. Dammit!

Unpacking and finding a lot of glass and porcelain things broken in the move. Do I cry at the loss? No. My ADHD brain thinks I can make it into a mosaic tabletop. Now we see how long this hyper fixation lasts. Dopamine boost!!!

“Fuck around and find out”. Is this why I never know anything?

Do I horny post? Yes Do I horny post a lot? Yes Do I horny post a lot because I’m horny a lot? Yes Do I horny post a lot because I’m horny a lot and this is the only way I can express it? Ugh…I need to get laid.

I’ve taken a lot of lewds in the last year and this is the one that I think makes me feel the best bout myself. I’ve shared it a few times and I’ve gotten some good responses. It always gives me a boost.

American football season has started and I’m a fan. So much so that I have a need to tackle and conquer. Clothing optional.

Ode to an Orgasm I am a slut for your lingering glances My thighs quiver at the thought of it Making a sloppy mess of my neat and tidy demeanor Use me as a vacuum for your urge to conquer Leaving me void of air and endurance Until darkness fills my eyelids

At work when I would rather be naked on a beach…or just on a beach…who am I kidding I just want to be naked, but my coworkers might frown upon that.

Why is Sammy drinking out on a Tuesday? I gotta stop making friends, it’s terrible for my liver.

Come on Sammy, this porn is. It going to write itself…God help us when the porn is self aware.

An English Vampire giving a yearning treatment? Yes please.

I love acronyms. Ones like LOL, TTFN, ASAP, TTYL, DTF. Etc.

I want to take a hot bath, but I can't find my tub stopper and I don't want to go out to the store. If only there was someone that would cover the drain with their hand while I soap up and soak. I wish I could get a good obedient tub stopper so mistress Sammy can take a bath.

My pussy was so tight last night I could have turned coal into diamonds. That's ridiculous Sammy, who would want pussy diamonds?

Going to bed naked just so I can enjoy some much needed self love. Goodnight y’all 💤

Anyone up for a game of naked leapfrog?

If I was not in a bar right now there would be so many nude pics on the timeline