Bawled my eyes out in therapy now I'm getting a Costco hotdog This is what healing looks like!!!

the same shape

I love that nobody in this regime understands that constantly crying about how utterly hated ICE agents are by the general public is actually hilarious and empowering

In Minecraft

Democrats are so consistently incompetent it's hard not to believe that it's all on purpose at this point

Wow Talarico and Crockett suck so much neither of them are winning I'm still voting in november but damn what a terrible show, two limp wieners pretending to be strong

save me cunty donko

I'm just a worm with a soul 🪽

job hunting again pls kill me

Playing magic irl tonight for the first time in like 9 years lol

world's a fuck, share an island

I'm determined to have a good day

I fuck with alternative candy canes mad heavy

yumenikki fanart

is congress still a thing or nah?

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

brb going back in time to tell 16 y/o me to start therapy and teach them a skin care routine

It still baffles me to this day every time I see a grown man too insecure to allow someone to open a door for them 😮‍💨

I've been ma'am'd twice this week by complete strangers I could honesty cry 😭

We should really just rename America to Griftworld

woke up from a dream this morning where my wife was warning me about something new called "permanent medicine"

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

interact with depop sellers without going insane challenge (impossible)

I'm really out here answering the big questions, like can a girl live off of nothing but homemade tostadas and iced coffee

You should really be wokemaxxing rn just saying

Just heard someone say 'Merry Christmas' to a cashier at HEB 😮‍💨

I had to call my insurance company today to talk about something in my policy, and the guy put on a really bad fake southern accent as soon as I started talking 😭

Every time I switch to the discover tab I'm immediately bombarded with nothing but AI "artists" and the worst political comics ever made

they're putting me in the goo that makes you worse today

Also, nominating Death Stranding 2 but not Silent Hill f was fucked up ngl

I feel crazy, I've never even heard of Expedition 33???

it's so funny that I won't have to buy weed for like a year because last month I went into a dispensary and the owner was drunk as shit and sold me like half a pound for $100

kirby air riders city trial

seeing a huge surge of trans women attacking/policing other trans women and gender non-conforming people in my feed recently? did something happen???

nothing comes close to the high you get from DM'ing a really great session of D&D for your friends

it's christmas now ദ്ദി(•⩊•)

Skarrsinger Karmelita #Silksong #Silksongspoiler

Speaking from personal experience, yeah those non-binary people are just trans now lol

I lowkey kinda hate MTG now lol