Yes I play Dungeons and Dragons Yes I collect Pokémon cards Yes I have spiny raptorial forelimbs I'm a nerd! :)

I get to play D&D with my friends tomorrow for the first time in almost 9 months!!

I'm literally always saying this

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

My brain was grown in a lab and chemically altered to do nothing but think about games All I want is to play games all day, card games, video games, board games, puzzles, I just wanna play games

Women are so cool

I got a big salad for lunch today :3

[Obama voice] Let me be queer

jalapweeño 🌶️

every insect has a soul

I finally accepted an invite to join my wife and a group of friends to go dancing at the goth club and it was lowkey very fun ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡ I gotta push myself more often to get out there

I helped an italian guy find gatorade at the grocery store today

babys and mama airplanes

I applied to 4 different lab positions today and didn't kill myself!!

I have this giant mango and I've been waiting for it to ripen but it's been like a week and I'm going crazy I want to eat it so bad

It's never too late to take your life into your own hands! You deserve to be happy, you deserve to live authentically 🫶🏳️‍⚧️

played at a commander event last night and the other 3 players in the pod didn't bring a single deck that wasn't from one of the following properties: - Marvel - Assassin'a Creed - Lord of the Rings - Sonic the Hedgehog - Final Fantasy - TMNT - Spider-Man - God of War

I got some really good news at the doctor's today, I can likely rest easy about something that has scared me on a daily basis for 2 years

Andrew Wyeth, Christina's World, 1948

my wife bought this for me the other day and it makes me happy every time I look at it

they're doing this to me tomorrow

Finally ran my Gitrog Monster deck last night and it is SO fun... I only built the deck because I'm obsessed with this version of the card and I'm so glad I did hehe

Bluesky

I've been eating a mango with my lunch every day and I think my life is marginally better because of it

I'm not good or evil I'm a secret third thing you've never heard of

I honestly really didn't like Jace the planeswalker until I started seeing him and Vraska as a T4T couple

Round the Block

SCREAMINF CRYING THROWING UP DYING!!!!!!

Doesn't matter how many times it happens, it still leaves me kinda speechless when I encounter an MTG player that can't handle losing

It's really that shrimple folks

Walker Wednesday!! I simply cannot pick between these two, I love them both and honestly they're both transition goals for me

doing my taxes this week and it feels like all of my various documents are scattered like the fucking dragon balls not to mention that some of my most important documents like the ones associated with my healthcare and my loans are just straight up not available even though it's march???

feeling kinda whimsical today

a friend invited my wife and I to meet some baby goats this week it was great

me when I GET YOU 😠

I went ham and ordered 5 new EDH decks (proxies) and I'm so excited to try them out It's time to see how annoying Maze's End commander is lol

Bawled my eyes out in therapy now I'm getting a Costco hotdog This is what healing looks like!!!

the same shape

In Minecraft

save me cunty donko

I'm just a worm with a soul 🪽

job hunting again pls kill me

Playing magic irl tonight for the first time in like 9 years lol

world's a fuck, share an island

I'm determined to have a good day

I fuck with alternative candy canes mad heavy