yeah i’m NB (not butch)

anyways

music is on the back burner right now i’m really focused on being hot

so called “free thinkers” when it’s time to two-step

they gave crazy frog bottom surgery

straight people don’t call you the f-slur anymore they just say “do you listen to kevin abstract?”

currently only bisexual for the guy playing superman rn.

dressed like sexy meg griffin at pride

⭐️ @cocojoeyyy.bsky.social - 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙎 - reviewed in @pitchfork.com by Colin Joyce [THANKS SO MUCH Y'ALL!] 🫂 "...gravity is almost entirely obscured by the unrestrained joy with which Meland approaches these hyperactive compositions." pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

working as a sound designer just means i take notes when watching cartoons now.

yesterday i recreated the opening synth from L.O.V.E. by SOPHIE in under 2 minutes and im gonna be riding that high for the rest of the year.

Endless Fatigue

⭐️ OUT TODAY: Cocojoey - 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙎 So excited to finally share this one - the first new member of the HausMo family in a while!! Constantly morphing music filled with day-glo earworm hooks & moments of screaming catharsis. joyous omni-prog 🥹🫰 Art by HausMo Max & Kendall Buckingham. Mastered by Angel.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

they hate because i’m pissing. they’re furious my stream is too strong.

i got butches in my phone

dial up internet didn’t have to be doing all that nonsense

This is very good.

i need to get hot again i have things to promote 🙄

music has made me a better person and a worse person and it’s let so many wonderful and horrible people into my life.

ANOTHER SOUL DESTINED TO BLEED NOTHING OUT NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFwk...

idk why i tweeted this i’ve never seen evagelion

they hate me. they hate me bc im braless in menards.

keep having these dreams where hbomberguy is up the nefarious deeds and i’m the only one onto him.

well

RFK talks like if JFK was a cartoon goat

Yeah sorry I’m busy going through the Five Stages of Brian Wilson tonight

i’m gonna be a thick bitch by december

gn 😇

was that bitch still that bitch

Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.

“you can’t spell burp without pbr” -my bf

putting your hazards on is the no homo of parking

my boyfriend: “okay i’ve thought about it and ive come up with several theories on how that bee could have sex with that human woman”

TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY

gm 😇

rlly wanna make an album with emo vocalists but with pc music production.

Consider this. 6 people in plainclothes approach you, and begin to cover their faces. At least one appears armed. As they grab your phone and backpack, they do not prove who they are. They say they're going to take you, but they're not saying why. What would you call that?

TRUMP: Mewtwo. Now that's a fantastic looking Pokemon. He comes up to me, and he's one of the strongest, best looking Pokemon we've got, way better looking than disgusting Mr. Mime by the way. And he says President Trump, REPORTER: So you've seen the list. TRUMP: I don't know anything about that.

new song Behind the Glass out now !! written for the film Transformers Terminal, which premieres tonight in NYC :)

there’s a part on the new anita velveeta record where i go full blind equation

logging into my remote work like “hello little straight people in my phone”

i posted this and 2 weeks later someone showed me a prototype of it women can do anything

i know i’m a woman bc im afraid to masturbate

oh yea new track dropping next week:)