Posh and Fab enter their Twelve Tubs of Christmas Era with the Michelle Pfeiffer Pfeffernüsse frivolity that is the 2025 Amazon Prime Video movie Oh. What. Fun. Just a quick hint, the title is misleading. youtu.be/XWCT9NhHCiM?...

When did regular Doctor Who newsreader Trinity Wells go into the conspiracy hole? shows.acast.com/adam-richard...

I'm a very last minute addition to this panel today because of cancelled flights and the fact I already had a ticket so I was going anyway. www.sl.nsw.gov.au/events/probl...

Short Story Club with Sydney Speculative Scribes is back soon. Like a bookclub, but you can do the reading on the bus on the way in. meetu.ps/e/PN8Kk/1f4j...

Stephen on The Traitors loves a belt. He's the spiritual successor to Dierdre from Corrie.

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

Deranged birthday/Xmas present from my mate Peter turned up yesterday. Nearly 800 pages of disquieting content from @scarredforlife.bsky.social

I can't get enough of The Onion.

Oh this looks like an interesting article... "...tow the line..." I'm out.

Why does Disney+ push shows nobody wants to watch, but never tells you when the shows you do want watch are on? Can't wait for my annual subscription to expire so I can stop whinging

Maybe it's called going viral because it kills the host after it spreads.

Enough of the 2025 Wrapped. Don't need an email from the supermarket telling me I bought a lot of bananas, thanks.

How does nobody on The Traitors notice how red Stephen gets when he lies?

Stop saying AI (this is as much to me as anyone).

Does Google Maps have AI now? It's sent me to the wrong place three times. I have to reboot it to get it to tell me where I'm actually meant to go.

I'm not the biggest Tom King fan. I found his Batman: Killing Time pretty tedious and I dropped off of his Wonder Woman run after like issue 10. But I'll be damned if THE HUMAN TARGET isn't one of the best (and thanks to Greg Smallwood also one of the most beautiful) books I've ever read.

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

Hello Siri, can you get Gemini to tell me how to get Copilot to stop interfering with my word documents? Thanks.

New podcast just dropped. The Entirety of Flight Through Entirety combines our four Doctor Who podcasts into one convenient feed: every single Doctor Who story discussed, analysed and lovingly mocked for your enjoyment. Sometimes more than once. #DoctorWho theentiretyof.flightthroughentirety.com

REESE! You don't understand. We must.

My mental health social media timer ran out, so I've left the house. I'll catch up on #GoldenGlobes later.

Are CBS so furious about the See BS News joke they're trying to tank the broadcast by inserting 10 minutes of advertising every half hour? #GoldenGlobes

Just took a delivery from Australia Post during one of the long arse as breaks that Paramount+ haven't been able to sell. #GoldenGlobes

Moustache dude is not so much gently guiding celebrities as shoving them about like he's on a Japanese train platform #GoldenGlobes

If I wasn't already snowed under with podcasting, I would start The Smart Cast, where I watch everything Jean Smart has ever done because I always love her. #GoldenGlobes

Jacob Elordi has gone the full 80's AFL mullet. Aussie pride. #GoldenGlobes

Loved Nikki Glaser's monologue at the #GoldenGlobes so many jokes I wish I'd written!

#GoldenGlobes texts to my sister: Emily Blunt is turning into Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But not when she was alive.

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.” Brad Meltzer

I cracked the poos about the Disney+ app and the weird frame rate malarkey in the latest batch of Theory Podcast episodes available now on Patreon or get them from 7am AEDST Monday to Friday wherever you get your podcasts. www.patreon.com/posts/146880...

Oh, Channel Ten must have known it was my birthday and they've uploaded a new Traitors UK for me.

On The Traitors, Reece just yelled out his own name and I wanted him to continue by shouting "you don't understand, we must!" I have a problem.

I'm watching The Traitors UK. Why do all the people of colour get kicked out early?

It's all gotten quite stressful this week, so I think we all should take a moment to think about Reese Witherspoon doing her impression of Nicole Kidman.

Hey! AI! Stop cluttering up my screen with your unhelpful bullshit.

If I see past me in the corridor, he's getting a stern talking to for using all the ice and not refilling the tray.

Every second job offered to me on LinkedIn is to train AI in how to do my job. If they want anyone who knows what they're doing, the salary needs to be equitable to a redundancy package after 35 years service. This isn't disruption. It's extinction.

Confusing beard oil for amyl is an interesting way to start the day.

Outstanding. A trillion dollars spent on ED209 paddling the air frantically at the bottom of a stairwell while it shrieks like a pig.

They're really serious about stopping the poor getting welfare. Just murder all their children.

Bet it opens .doc files in Excel

Vera just ate someone's biscuit, so he asked her on a date to a meat raffle.

Watching Vera because it's very hot and humid tonight, and the frigid moors are cooling me down.

Vera's been to three nightclubs and not seen a single cast member from Geordie Shore. Newcastle is bigger than I thought.

Love watching old Veras. Cosmo Jarvis has just turned up as the singer in a band.

I've ended up on a bunch of Bluesky block lists. About AI apparently. I must have seen it out of the corner of my eye one time.

Dear dating app scammers. If you want to seem like a real person, don't ask questions that can be answered by looking at my profile. Thanks.

From the future I can report that so far 2026 is pretty miserable. Well, the weather, anyway.