Got my mom a MacBook Neo and someone at ups wrote this on the box

i’m the kind of guy that is michael

TFW you're trying to get NIN tickets

Bullying the group chat into upgrading to iOS 26 by spamming polls they can’t see the details of.

Getting excited for #WWDC25 next week, and kicking it off early with our Bingo board! We’ll be updating this throughout the event. Play along with us if you want!

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Incredible weather today

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I caught the flu Oura ring: your biometrics continue to show major signs of something straining your body. Keep taking care and rest if you’re feeling low on energy. Apple Watch: you lazy piece of shit. Take a look at how much of a piece of shit you are. You don’t deserve love.

blood work? yeah I sure hope it does

Phone lines are open. Take 2 minutes to let them know what you think.

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My friends and neighbors are hurting. Youth lives are at risk. If you’re unsure about what you can do to help at this time, I promise this will only take you a few minutes! ❤️‍🩹

Shout out to the Network Link Conditioner icon

Is Xcode’s new code completion model worth using? We gave it a test drive for this blog post — find out more about how to set it up, how it works, and what it can (potentially) do to improve your productivity:

Happy AI slop in the group chat day

I just learned that you can long press a notification twice to use writing tools?

Awesome deal on my favorite Apple product!

Quick tutorial how the stitching was achieved: - Use `strokedPath(_:)` to split the path into multiple lines, using a two-component dash array. - Convert to a CGPath, split it into subcomponents using `componentsSeparated(using:)`. - Apply a rotation to each line. - Merge them back together.

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yeah I’m a gamer

introduce yourself with 4 video games

Probably one of the dumber things I’ve ever thought, but Migration Assistant has gotten so good and fast that setting up a new computer exactly to your liking just isn’t very exciting anymore. That said, I love this thing.

As a 30-something ginger, I only learned today that many readheads skip going gray. Had to google it after someone mentioned it on a podcast. People also ask…