You've seen "Holy shit! Two cakes!" so now take this energy with you into the new year and be whatever you wanna do #art

Dear TTRPG players. Please stop expecting your GM to be Brennan or Matt. We don't do this as our full time job. Also, we're here to have fun too. Not cater to your weird trauma dump/power fantasy.

Blinker on my motorcycle snapped off. Repair shop: $600 to fix that. Gotta take the cover off, replacing the faring, and the light. -grabs a toolset- I fixed it in 30 minutes with slender hands and some epoxy.

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

I live on a street that really shouldn't have street parking. For one, it turns the whole street into a one-way. And two, the parked cars hide moving ones due to the weirdness of the road. Fucking looked everywhere and had to dump out onto the curb because of a Chevy.

Just realised a reason I want to get back on my ADHD meds: Approaching the mid section of ANY project and brain going "Nope, too overwhelming, abort, avoid, ignore, no exist"

Join the Noodle Bowl!

the final hours draw near, will you join #NikitakNovember before it ends?? wtf are nikitaks: https://www.inhuman-comic.com/aboutnikitaks.php make urself 1 or hire me to! https://ko-fi.com/c/1b2a30dea7

Dear ESL artists. Please have a native English speaker go over your English dialogue or just abstain from the dialogue entirely. Nothing ruins a good piece like awful syntax.

there's the perennial "don't change yourself for other people's expectations or comforts" which is of course the way to be but you gotta balance it out with "if you are too challenging to be around then no one will want to be around you"

Me: Oh this guy's art is pretty good. I'll ask if they want a co-comm. -sends Note- Me: Oh shit, have I contacted them before? -message seen 4 years ago- ...whoops.

pen&paper taks for #NikitakNovember ! if you wanna make yourself a nikitak, go ahead!! id be so excited! or, if you want me to turn you into one for +20$ you can do that too!! https://ko-fi.com/c/1b2a30dea7

this is literally never not accurate

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

// CW: #vore #voretober2025 // Day 28 is Lock! Valerie won't let you burn out, even if she has to force you to take a break! Suggestion and Valerie are @valeriessquishzone.bsky.social!

LOOKING FOR BASS

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The one thing that pisses me off about the English language is the word "Geoduck". It has a Greek prefix for earth that has a SINGLE way of pronunciation. And we decide, in this moment, rather than spelling the critter any other way, that we're gonna pronounce "Ghee-oh" as "goo-ee". I detest it.

There's this one guy I watch on FA. Love his character design, like a lot of what he gets UNTIL he gets a sequence. I have to mentally keep track, like, "Oh part 1 of 5...part 2...3" and then never ever touch 5. Didn't pay attention. Looked at it. Audibly went "Oh goddammit." Bad ends, man.

Me with 95% of views: I can see how you'd come to that point of view and while I disagree vehemently, I can tolerate and possibly come to respect it. Me when someone complains about bicycles: Look, cuckwit. The sooner I belt-sand your reproductive organs off, the better the world will be.

-talking with friends about King of the Hill remake- Me: Yeah, I don't really care for KotH. Friend: Well what about Mike Judge's other works? -googles- Me: Okay. I think I just hate everything he's ever made...

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

dad (figurative)

Big dog, big tongue. @dizzbleats.bsky.social getting smooched.

If you're an eastern dragon, where do you put your snoodles? Before the nostril or after? Before the nostril, I'd imagine you're snorting your own whiskers. But then after, any time you look DOWN you're still snogging some noodle.

Scientists vs Engineers Question: What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead? Scientist: Assuming STP, no movement, and no external forces, they weigh the same. Engineer: Feathers have a softer texture but are overall inferior when used for constructing high-tensile cables.

I can always tell when someone is using software to change their voice. Solely because they always fuck up their settings such that they clip when they aren't shouting and you get this grainy distortion. Ya'll, if you're gonna do that, listen to yourself...

In SUCH a taur mood, holy shit.

I didn't realize how skin-crawling it gets when someone deletes portions of a conversation in a private chat. That is some truly creepy reality-denying behavior.

"Is it horse role play or is it horse radish peroxidase?" HRP

I've always been a very minimalist person. "No need for picture frames. When I move after grad school, I'll have to pack those up." "Don't need fancy dressers. After my postdoc, I'll have to throw those away when I move." It's hard to justify owning non-essentials when you move on a regular basis.

#FWA Lessons. Fursuiting rules and I've never needed a full body nikitak suit more. I gotta take more pictures. I shoulda done this ages ago I was a broke ass college student.

I...think I'm going to FWA

Man. Outer Wilds music now affects me. FUCK. It's still so good.

yeah :>

I wanna go to FWA this year, but with my new job I don't know if I can justify it yet.

To whoever got my Satisfactory for my birthday: ...dammit, it's really good. YOU'VE GIVEN ME A PROBLEM.

It's astonishing how terrible people are at understanding ANYTHING they're doing, even high level "experts" when you ask just some basic questions. Instead of explaining, it becomes either attacking or condescension. No wonder we are where we are.

I swear that the worst MDs go to major cities while the best ones go to the Midwest. Or maybe the worst training comes from these major cities. How do you fuck up a blood pressure cuff?

Dear poofed furry artists. Where did you go? Come back. When I was a wee penniless fuzzball, you were my Louvre. I wanted to get art from you! And now I have the money and you're gone.

"kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way" THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, 1000% *THIS*. LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, PLEASE. THANK YOU. Source: genderkoolaid.tumblr.com

When your internet-only friend gets motivated by you (either deeds or words), is that MoIP? Motivation over IP? Stolen from some rubber raptor thing.

How is it I've gotten a PhD. I've got a new job. And I feel more worthless than ever.

Dear Europeans. Your idea of American food is deeply disgusting. Nobody in America eats hot dogs and fries on pizza. That's something we serve at carnivals and eat on a dare If you persist in this, we will compete in your soccer sport and everyone will be mic'd up so they can screech.

Man. Only after getting my PhD do I finally feel like I've woken up. Does that make sense? I wanna do a science podcast and shit

I get that No Damage/No Ability/Item/Etc runs are impressive, they're usually boring as fuck to watch.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #582,931!

We've hacked the heritage foundation and leaked project 2025 We helped come up with the covid vaccine We've made a best selling game that out sold Call of Duty We work at NASA, the military, and every IT position possible Furries are some of the coolest people on the planet

I swear to god, word has to be the worst possible program for writing a review. WHY DO I NEED TO MAKE A SEPARATE HEADER TO MAKE THE FIGURES TAKE ON CHAPTER NUMBERS?! Why does deleting a caption take me back to the top of a >100 page document?