like there’s no reason to fly with them anymore lmaooo also dynamic seat pricing for flights is gonna get so bad so quick

very gagged that you can basically use nail glue in the same ways you can use superglue

i know i have no business doing certain things when i don’t wanna tell the group chat about it lmaoooo

i’m finally watching season 3 of young famous and african….. and yea annie is insufferable

i actually really hate when people eat in the car 😭😭😭 but i know sometimes it’s the only option

now who tf killed cal from the “outside” ?????sinatra playing them recordings then saying them last lines gagged TF outta me ngl #paradisehulu

I miss DEI

people’s voices not matching their faces really be throwing me off so bad

why are nuts so good??? (cashews, almonds, pistachios, sunflower seeds) i love them

i love living alone i barely use plates just be eating stuff at their container or the pot loool

as a woman my mouth would never even get close to a man’s ass

of course in act iii

BREAKING: Massive protest rallies are happening today across the country, blasting DOGE and the guy that nobody voted for. There will even be a protest at SpaceX headquarters. SPREAD THE WORD. 🙏💪

i only enjoy cooking when life is on pause like during covid i was literally gordon ramsey but now i don’t enjoy it as much which is a shame because i love eating and i actually can cook 😭😭

not even gon hold u this show right here….give me 20 seasons

happy love day to all the baddies i’ll never stop loving u

I grew up spending two whole weeks trying to find the absolute perfect valentines I was gonna pass out to my classmates and show everybody up. I always understood Valentine's Day as showing love in general. But y'all were determined to make it only romantic and exclusive. Now here we are lol

got my houston tickets in the section i wanted but when i say that price shook me up…

patrick mahomes voice sound like a racist cartoon character

and that’s why this app can’t really compete. the comedians still over there 😭😭😭

has montoya hit this app yet??

something about #HARLEM makes the bird in my brain activate lmaoo

audio books are so convenient i love them so much (depending on the readers voice) why it take me so long to get on this wave??

hulu has literally some of the worst user interface ever omg

unrelated but they’re coming out with new spin off with a girl agent & he was alive in the trailer ??

I would say John Wick 4, John Wick, then the others tied for third 💀

how to die alone getting cancelled makes me wanna… well die. omg i can’t have shit!!

new paradise episode dropped. shoutout aida for putting me on

Yessss! This is perfectly put. Everyone has different interests and preferences but MY people are not all the way here yet and it’s so felt 😭

agreed it’s like the engagement is amazing on here the topics just be …😭

i will be at houston (bc she always do it big there) or dc (because having ur black americana ass tour on independence day is so iconic)

Please. This is insanity.

Elon Musty ass does not need to be anywhere near our private information. Why are they allowing a man who was not born here and who is an apartheid nazi have access to our crucial personal information?????? He wasn’t elected to SHIT!!!!!!!!!

i fkn love living in chicago every artist i ever wanna see has a stop here yes lawddd

when becoming obsolete is on the line them folks suddenly start listening

Drake on the phone with Trudeau RIGHT NOW, begging him to cut the power during Kendrick’s set at the Super Bowl next week

that’s exactly why they work spouses yes ma’am

and it’s an amazing day cuz tipsy swiftie ain’t even win nothing hallelu happy bhm!

SHE FINALLY FKN WON AOTY OMG THIS THE CRAZIEST #GRAMMYS

THEY GAVE IT TO BEYONCE EVEN THE FIRE WOMAN WAS GAGGED OMGGGGGG AOTY IKDR MOTHER F*CK THE CMAS #GRAMMYs

the #GRAMMYS really ate this year. honoring the firefighters is a gag. they should’ve done the ones in prison to though 🙂‍↔️

then tde niggas said WHERES THE BROOM omg they really packed that nigga all the way up 😭😭😭

yall i know we hate it over #there but people are so hilarious tonight i’ve been in legit tears

were those not the same nominations for record of the year tho?? #GRAMMYS

they got diana ross to present the AOTY award and she’s up there looking like an angel that just fell from heaven omg if beyonce don’t win this shit… #GRAMMYS

i wonder if alicia and queen ~knew~ each other like ~that~ at any point in time 🙂‍↔️🤭

aye that mustard commercial was fyeeee 🔥 heinz in they bag

no yall fr somebody gotta put dr*ke on a su*cide watch after next week omg.