This is fun. #LightTheBeam Summer edition

Horrifying news: The Sacramento Kings currently employ two guys with Joker tattoos

I’m just gonna say this now because I think it every year…I have no frickin idea how this whole process works. #NBADraft2025 #LightTheBeam #SacramentoKings

#RIPSly apnews.com/article/sly-...

We all have that couple in our lives that we know is going to have a messy breakup. #TrumpVsMusk

I’m laughing…but I probably shouldn’t be www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Watching #Mountainhead, thinking it would be a fun relaxing comedy. Now I’m even more scared for the world. 😬

And yet the January 6 terrorists we’re pardoned? apnews.com/article/new-... Democratic Rep. McIver charged with assault after skirmish at ICE center, New Jersey prosecutor says

Also, can we assume that this plane will be full of microphones and cameras to record things that will be used to blackmail the president later? #AirplaneGate

If we can praise President Trump for one thing it’s influencing our allies to avoid the mistakes of electing far-right unhinged leaders. apnews.com/article/aust... Australia's Prime Minister Anthony Albanese wins a second 3-year term

Shaq AND Bibby! This is gonna be fun. #StingersUp amp.sacbee.com/news/local/a...

Finally some good news.

Trump’s war on higher ed and public schools has expanded to an exciting new front: pre-K! Elon Musk and DOGE are shutting down a preschool near you. The richest government contractor in the world will stop those 3-year olds from defrauding our people.

🚨 Trump is preparing to ELIMINATE Head Start. Head Start provides essential services that set kids up for success in life. These cuts would be catastrophic for working families.

Probably some sort of paid account, too.

This list of #TrumpBannedWords is making my head explode. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Truth.

Ellis! #LightTheBeam

Happy #LiberationDay. How much have y’all lost today? ☹️

#StingersUp #LightTheBeam

What could possibly go wrong? www.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b...

Well, this is something. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

WT actual F?

The Sacramento Kings have finally converted Isaac Jones to a full contract

So far, so good. #LightTheBeam #LTMFB

#Severance dog

Ok, people. Get ready for the next battle… #education #DOE #HigherEd Trump will order a plan to shut down the US Education Department

Y’all remember when I said this 11 hrs ago? #LTMFB

Where’s the regular camera? #Kings #LightTheBeam

It sounds nuts when I say it, but that team that played Monday could handle the Cavs. #hope #LightTheBeam #LTMFB

I have one request… DON’T LET HIM MAKE TWO 3-POINTERS TONITE. #LightTheBeam

Are y’all hearing a bunch of cheering for #Kings in LA tonite? #LTMFB

Dude! Brian Posehn and @hipsterocracy.bsky.social tore it up tonight in Sonoma. Awesome to see Posehn play to his hometown crowd. Plus it rocked to see my local Sac fave Johnny Taylor

If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles

Seriously, I give up. #EnolaGay

I tried to be funny last night. Turned out to be pretty fun. Check out the vid on IG if you’re into that kinda thing. #StandUpComedy www.instagram.com/reel/DG54EtR...

Do y’all eat that many eggs that they’ve become the go to example of fucked up economics policies?

Ok, who saw this as a consequence? Not me. #pennies #trumpexecutiveorders

My favorite moment from last night. We’re right there with ya, @warren.senate.gov

Who’s ready to rumble? Me.

Totally get it. #Oscars

OMG I love that my friend @ginger-coyote.bsky.social is friends with Uncle Rico! #WhiteLotus #ThisAndThat

Our children do not deserve this. Trump and Elon Musk’s priorities are to give handouts to billionaires rather than support public schools. sfstandard.com/2025/02/19/t...

apnews.com/article/davi... David Johansen, singer from the seminal punk band the New York Dolls, dies at 75

Somebody had to.

Have y’all ever seen the #Kings get the opening tip? #LTMFB

“Trump likes and admires bad people because he is himself a bad person.”