Why did you call my half-school Freddy Dougie?

The problem with gurus is life stops throwing difficult situations at you when everyone respects you, you can relax and become physically, emotionally, spiritually and intellectually complacent, and all of your former lessons collapse into "just don't worry about it"

@oakelm.bsky.social you are on a very different branch on the same tree I reside on. I admire your dedication to truth!

The key to a thriving society is to put a little bit of salt in your yoghurt. Don't put too much though, or America may notice

I've been keeping this a public secret for over a year. I can't wait for folks to experience my work on it, but mostly I can't wait for you to watch the incredible amount of amazing micro TV shows that I got to be one of the earliest fans of. Blippo+, on PC and Switch this fall.

@jaytholen.net We love you here in Kentucky!

@klaora.bsky.social this is so thoughtful!

Lol lmao

Quitting twitter for bluesky

You can bring back cutting-edge manufacturing in the USA or you can destroy autism through a series of hateful policies, but you literally aren't clever enough to do both.

The best way to watch the Minecraft Movie is to have it zoom out halfway through to reveal you're actually an Indian gambler

BREAKING: French President Macron urges European Union to pause ANY Investment in U.S. What’s next?!

Some Friday night #lichen 🌱🌿🍂

i am abbavore

I only cry when reading the open GPL license agreement

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

Do not order from artisan dice. I ordered these macabre dice a few years ago, and they never got back to me about it. I lost several hundred dollars on a website that is difficult to discern as a scam. www.artisandice.com/order/mement...

New email just dropped

he got more likes here than X, which made my day

I'll be hosting the Crayon Club freebies tomorrow! :D This month's exclusive vinyl sticker design is "Dream Home." If you'd like a guaranteed crayon spot AND this bonus sticker, you can sign up here. It's only $5 and helps me to afford stamps for this fun freebie project. :D ko-fi.com/klaora/tiers

Entering my hyperpop era

Can't even remember my dreams anymore, because of woke

Is Shakespeare pop

We are ALL British Columbians today!

Do you know your monsters? It could mean the difference between life and death! Stay safe, adventurers. www.etsy.com/listing/1555... #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

Follow my account for gleamings about getting along with the people you love, revealed slowly over the next decade

i regret to inform everyone i had nothing to do with this absolutely banger sticker

Kyrie learns the principles of the ladder

What's invalid handle?

Spreading the word about this community-run label system that lets you filter AI images like any other moderation toggle, so you can either minimize or totally hide it from your timeline bsky.app/profile/aimo...

I'm working on a hypnospace mod. as a result of my desire for novelty, my creations are 100x bigger than anything I've ever handled before, which leads to me getting overwhelmed by my own agenda and never making anything at all Trying very hard not to do that this time

This year's crayon club exclusive stickers came in! Yay! Next month's exclusive sticker is "Yummy!" Big thanks to Sticker Bunnies for making them. They look great! :D