Someone recently said to me that things will get worse before they get better, but that is not true. There is no guarantee that anything gets better. Things can just continue getting worse and worse. I can't stop thinking about that today.

There are 8 million registered democrats in Texas. There are 6.5 million registered republicans in Texas. We are not a red state. We are a rigged state.

Back where I belong!

Hello, A-List.

For those of you who didn't watch The West Wing..

At the airport again. L.A. and Philly in one week. I love the sheer number of people who STILL don't understand how Southwest works. 🙄

Happy 5th birthday to Pearl!! She filled my nest when it was empty and kept those long Covid days filled with love and laughter. She was way better than sourdough bread. I've been lucky enough to have many great dogs in my life, but this chucklehead is something extra special.

Caliente!

I just yelled out, "I root for the worst team ever!" and my son responded, "Which one?". 💀

The best part about this is now we will get her out somewhere looking freaking amazing.

This was a great read. I am looking forward to the book!

To lose one fighter jet is a tragedy. To lose two begins to look like carelessness.

I've never been more happy to be wrong. It wasn't pretty, but it is a W.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Huge thanks to my dog. Wordle 1,389 2/6 🟦🟦🟧🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Speed Bump!

Genius move of the day: got my haircut, so I immediately went and got my passport picture taken.

These are next level insults, and I am not mad about it.

Pretending climate change doesn't exist doesn't make it go away.

Fools, the lot of them.

As if I didn't love Google Lens enough, it turns out you can point it at someone on the TV and search, "What is their name?"

Trump's New Transportation Secretary Voted Against FAA Funding in 2019 During his last term in Congress, Sean Duffy voted to defund the agency that provides air safety

I have lived to see 6/6/66, 7/7/77, 8/8/88, 9/9/99, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, 2/2/22, and 123123. Some may say that means I'm old, I say it means I'm interesting! 😂

I have zero emails and zero tasks. My last day is tomorrow. Here's to new beginnings for 2025!

It's December 19th, and I just lost the Last Christmas Challenge. I'm feeling pretty good about how long I lasted!

Well, as bad as Texas has played the past 10 minutes, A&M is olay8mg worse.

MLS final and the Texas game at the same time. I don't know what to do... Actually, I do. Soccer is a tight 2 hours, and I can watch the end of the Longhorns after that?

Black Friday texts rivaling the days before the election. 😐

Day three of family visit and only just now did the Fox news come on. I'm leaving in a few hours, so I guess I am grateful this only happened on the last day. 🙄

I'm covered in a ridiculous amount of mosquito bites for NOVEMBER. 🤬

"Buy land, they're not making it anymore." - Mark Twain "Hold my beer." - Iceland

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Hmmmm.... wonder why?

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

Many people think that as you get older, you care less about politics. But it’s not true. You start thinking a lot more about the kind of world you want to leave behind. You want it to be better than the one you were born into. We all have a personal legacy in mind. Mine is to outlive Trumpism.

you have a long-haired girl in your life, you know we have hair ties everywhere, on our wrist, in our pocket, on every table and counter. Today, I found one inside the dog food bin. 👀

The Department of Government Efficiency having two bosses is peak irony.

I'm not shaking his hand.

It's November 12th, and I'm already sick of Christmas ads.

The founding fathers came up with the First Amendment with no way of knowing people would call it “Tar-jay”

Today is a sad day.... Whenever I Venmo friends, I always use the memo note of "Booze and Hookers." Apparently, that's not allowed anymore. 💔 Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

I love that the Pro Bowl is just the world's biggest field day.

I just got carded by the bartender. Showed him my ID and he looked up at me and said, "Wow. Good genetics." 😂

If y'all are using your one month trial of Peacock to watch this game, may I suggest: 1. Watch the Premier League tomorrow and enjoy some additional (OG) football. 2. Watch Mrs.Davis 3. Watch Poker Face Peacock is actually a really good streaming value. Lots of good stuff on here.

I just got an email announcing it was time to buy for Valentines Day. Seriously. This rampant consumerism is getting ridiculous.

still my favorite diversity indicator

Another ACL in the books. Always worth the crud that follows...

ACL Day 2!

The best part about getting some cooler weather is that there is actual cool water coming out of the tap when I brush my teeth.