As we approach the holiday season, please remember the most valuable Chriatmas lesson of all. It takes at least 3 ghost to scare rich employers into paying their staff a decent wage. If you don't ha e three ghosts, then join a fucking union.

WARNING If you get a message with a link saying "Ronan Keating Sings Christmas Carols", don't open it. It's Ronan Keating singing fucking Christmas carols.

Quite glad that my US visa is not due for renewal until after the civil war.

Well done team. It's not easy hauling this out of the warehouse each year, then building it up to bring the magic of Christmas into the terminal. I'm sure the passengers appreciate it. We all do.

By chasing down every dog-whistle, right-wing policy stance he can in a bid to attract the Reform vote, Starmer has effectively installed Nigel Farage as his closest advisor...

OK, so curry for lunch, dinner and then breakfast this morning may not have been such a marvelous idea in hindsight. 💍 🔥

Mi último atardecer de sol en Lanzarote por 10 semanas. #LaVidaDelMar

'nosdías

Maidin mhaith Buenos días Good morning

Buenas tardes

I am not OK!

Buenas Noches.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Can you just start feeding Martin O'Neill a ton of Berocca every day and keep him forever?

Celtic look like we are about to Hibs this.

t'Rotherham

Is there anything more peak Irish than being so stuffed full of champ that the only thing feels like it would shift the champ is a pint?

I kind of feel like my friends need to up their game.

More Black women are evicted every year than Black men are incarcerated. For profit prisons are one of the leading funders of lobbying against tenants' rights ordinances and for strict no-fault eviction laws. The reason is simple: eviction feeds the carceral state.

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. So he killed the little fuckers.

A Poem for Winter. Fuck me it's cold.

BBC Debate: Shabana Mahmood: Illegal immigration is tearing the UK apart. NO! UK politicians are tearing us apart by pointing at refugees, to cover up the poverty they've caused! Labour's 20-year waiting list for refugees is just performative cruelty.

This sounds staggeringly familiar.

Every time I have to deal with tourists in an airport, I have to constantly remind myself that they don't serve beer in prison.

My last Lanzarote sunrise for 12 days, heading to the frozen wastelands of England and Ireland to visit family.

It's beginning to look a lot like still fucking November.

Haven't driven one of these for a while.

Just Barney going nuts for an olive.

Don't get me wrong, I really like Catherine Connolly and I think that she will be a great president. But no-one will ever be as great as wee Miggeldy.

Our ayuntamiento (local council) have just refused permission for a property to be used as a casino because it is too close to a school. It was previously a brothel.

Buenos días a tod@s.

Buanes tardes desde Lanzarotw

I do like an espresso martini.

Buenas tardes desde Lanzarote.

If we can't all agree that coddle needs to be banned in a United Ireland, then I might just have to join the DUP.

Big ole moon's gonna shine like a spoon.

If Trump makes it legal for a president to seek a third term of office then Obama should run against him.

What is the fucking point of Sir Keith's Labour Party.

And in the dirt lay justice like an acorn in the winter Till its oak would sprout in Derry where the thirteen men lay dead. #NeverForget #BloodySunday

Puesta del sol. #Lanzarote #Canarias

I think the best bit of the election has to have been watching that absolute gobshite Fintan O'Toole desperately trying to spin Connolly's win as something other than Ireland saying fuck you to right wing bolloxology.

The establishment has no difficulty understanding the legitimate concerns of fascists, but somehow finds a relatively moderate democratic socialist incomprehensible. CC doesn't stand for anything that hasn't been common political currency since socialist parties first organised 150 year ago.

Irish media not being able to help themselves today!!! #Aras25 #speirgorm

There's an old guy sits opposite our local Spar in Lanzarote drinking cans of Spar own bramd lager all day, every day. I often wonder how his life ended up like that. Not out of pity or anything, just to see if I can find a way to make it happen for mw.

Maidin mhaith Buenos días Good morning #EspressoConHielo

3 months and 5 days, ready to go home now.

I have always been a huge fan of *checks notes* errmmm Maria Corina Machado. Yes, huge fan, always.