remember when cuomo took NYC's subway money and gave it to his friends to make a ski lodge or whatever bc i remember and i'll never forget or forgive lol

Glad I stayed up to watch this.

🧵 These days, I think about how general survival skills are neglected and what Lauren Olamina would be doing right now. #WWLOD

OOH! Was already planning a trip.

But not the clear root beer?? This is bullshit, Carrie, AND YOU KNOW IT

The best thing about Nightmare on Elm Street taking place in Ohio is all the palm trees in the background.

Good for you, universities who manage not to embarass their alum 😭

Ok, so this is a very big deal. Let’s thread it.

Radioactive sea bugs but DON'T PANIC

Incomprehensible

"Dedicated to my haters"

The villains in The Addams Family movies aren’t “Normal” people. They’re disingenuous ppl [hiding] the truth of themselves. …that that kind of behaviour gets equated w/ “normalcy” is [part] of the commentary. Tully AND Debbie would’ve been welcome, if they’d just been honest with & About themselves.

*Coming To America voice* I CAN-NOT BELIEVE IT

I appreciate being able to just yell at a man for doing unsmart activities. Love that for myself. ❤️

I've enjoyed Colbert since Strangers With Candy, one of my favorite TV shows, and as a fellow Wildcat. But this is just fucking foul.

Oh God, the DiBlasio flashbacks I just had...

It's true: one of my worst memories is of a friend and I nearly being attacked by a gang of raccoons in college. If they can terrorize the suburbs of Chicago, lord knows what wrath they'll unleash on the mean streets of Portland.

Bob Vylan share "Sick Sad World," first new music since concert controversies

I legit thought the lower left person was Tia Carrrere's daughter but no, it is Demi Lovato.

I just remembered someone on my TL tweeted that HTGAWM episodes should end in a freeze frame with Ja Rule yelling, "IT’S MURDA!!!"

It's a tie between Aliens (my mom was dying at "GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!" while I was catatonic) and Nightmare on Elm Street 3

Credit where credit is due. The Democrats' message that the GOP shut down the government because they want to throw millions of people off healthcare has broken through. Two of my cousins who are NOT AT ALL tuned into national politics told me that this is why the government is shut down.

Sunday in Prospect Park. Walk, run or jog to raise funds! gaza5k.org

Sean should've been the one screamed at on the phone by Vaj

Bookshop has free shipping today, in case you’re looking to pick up the hottest (and also only?) student loan industry heist novel of the year.

Pardon me while I girlboss too close to the sun

All the lyrics to "Gump" slowly coming back to me...

Trump is taking money from universities that enroll large numbers of Latino students and funneling it to high-profile HBCUs. It’s a cynical ploy designed to divide marginalized communities. From Naomi Bethune: trib.al/YjYbSmg

#GoodBoy dog is good. (Although the "Good Boy" hashtag was spicier than I expected, so that's enough on that.)

Dinosaurs very much showing out lately and I appreciate this one really putting his back into it.

why does my new sleep bonnet have me looking like Chef Boyardee

Anyone in NYC wanna see #TronAres for free tomorrow? gofobo.com/TRONYC #moviesky

#NYC! We have an ICE Watch Hotline! I repeat, we have an ICE Watch hotline! I updated the zines to include the hotline #. FINALLY!!! (If you have the old zines, you have my blessing to write the # in with a sharpie or pen.) drive.google.com/file/d/1y2S_...

I love Say, Say, Say, and was, in fact, irrationally angry when I found out that Stevie Wonder was not the one playing harmonica on that track idc

John Carpenter 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Keith David Interracial Excellence (I just watched Carpenter's The Thing for the first time recently and I'm obsessed)

They Live (1988), good movie

Men are so bad at apologizing. Don't tell me you "acknowledge my feelings," say "I'm sorry for being a dickhead."

How does AMC's #fearfest edit out Julius' head being punched off into a dumpster in Jason Takes Manhattan, literally the best scene in the franchise? #horrorsky

Two people let me know that they can no longer join our walking tour this Sunday. If you are in NYC and would like to come along, feel free to email me at [email protected] - www.eventbrite.com/e/1629102462... - they are generously offering their slots.

Rumor has it the big twist is that he's the goodest boy.

I needed this today

...honestly, this feels appropriate right now

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