ate bran with vanilla yogurt and a banana sliced in for breakfast i feel like a 50 year old white woman who hates her kids was pretty good though tbh

When will it be my turn

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE NEW EP EXTENDED PUNISHMENT COMING OCTOBER 3RD

totally accurate battle simulators mammoths give me life

na na na boo boo

and im a fucking menace

:3

cute birb lighters :3

wait silk song is actually coming out in like 2 days?!?!

ai is just the nft and crypto bubbles except its scamming already rich people instead of wannabe rich people.

let the record show that if trump is dead i will not shed a single tear for him, anyone around him, or any of his supporters. he was nothing but a cancerous fucking tumor to this world and he deserved it and so much more, death is too good for that worthless scumbag, may his death bring me peace.

watching adventure time with gf, looked at an unplugged lamp and now we're having a in-depth discussion about different types of electrical outlets, please dont ask.

@sawtoothband.bsky.social sawtoot

“Don’t look down. Just look at me.”

gonna go see some guy who's gonna ink all over me today

my love for pacifica is almost as strong as my hate for the voodoo boys

these porkchops go hard :3

gay pirate gals :3 #seaofthieves

coddled eggs are amazing, go make some.

"pride month should be replaced, it takes attention from more important things like our veterans" - nobody specific, but i've seen a more than 1 bigot saying it. hey did ya know that nov is veterans awareness month? ya do now, celebrate it or dont but i dont wanna hear that shit again if you dont.

as a kid i wondered what shreks vest was made of and came to the conclusion that it must be tree bark, and thus always thought it'd be really uncomfy for his arms. nothing more to it, just remembered it.

literally me

Rest in peace Ozzy Osbourne, you fucking legend. I'll be putting on some Black Sabbath tonight.

what if the reason the democrats have been so useless during all this chaos is because whenever it's time to take initiative they have to roll for it with a d4 and disadvantage

Driving down the M31, my little 12-minute 4 track EP, check it out here: kellyravenna.bandcamp.com/album/drivin... (Should be up on streaming in a few days)

my girlfriend made me try ac: origins and honestly i like it :3

my 3 favorites things in the universe - my girlfriend - hamsters - [REDACTED]

a fag and her hammie :3

a deer just walked RIGHT by my window, made me smile :)

no longer sick, back to eating the brains of newborn babies.

im sick now :(

galaxy burger is the kind of game i never knew i needed in my life, it's so relaxing and charming.

gay month over :(

"which microwave wattage setting should i use for defrosting?" neither google nor duckduckgo could give me the answer and just kept giving me microwave buying guides so at this point im fucking guessing.

swedes are so brainwashed, they still dont realize that norrland is just a lie made to sell more beer to cavemen.

gay bed

not gonana lie i could go for a giant load of swedish meatballs rn

yes, it's picrew o'clock.

if bmo from adventure time was a cult leader i'd join that in an instant

i've been seeing him in the mirror a lot for the past week but it seems he finally fucked off for now :)

i luv slime rancher :3

why do people wank on their fucking cinnamon buns like this?

gocks up the arse and galls to the walls

im currently drawing a heart with my girlfriends nickname on my mirrors fog after every shower and its becoming visible on its own now hell yeah

stop sending me tiktok links, im not gonna install that fucking thing.

its still fucking crazy to me that if only we would stop treating fake money as actual real money a lot of rich people wouldn't be rich any more.