oh hi there little buddy, i'm gonna call you chive :3

deltarune today

the ai bubble is so close to popping i can fucking feel it

guess what ya girl did today? wanted to do this for a few years, finally made it happen. ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜 #pride #queer #lgbtq

rubbing pistachio butter on my gock rn

*burp* sup nerd?

aaaaand...

i got my cat ears in the mail today, anyone got a cup they want knocked over?

/tp toastiekelly @lord2017meep.bsky.social /summon creeper ~ ~ ~ {powered:1} /gamemode toastiekelly spectator have fun :3

*awkward silence* well uhm... oink to you, good sir!

HELP I'VE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE

so many "secret government" conspiracy theories are hilarious because have you seen just how hilariously incompetent the us government is?

Here's the deal with "civil debate" about trans rights ... there isn't one.

i got bangs :3

Drowning in Dire Dire Dykes

gta iv is like "hey look at this really cool world and story we made for you, now please excuse us as we make you SUFFER through it." no seriously i literally cant beat the final mission because of a bug, it just wont work.

i fainted at work yesterday lol

"put tomato sauce on my dick cheese, call that pizza tower"

Our third album Beholding the Kingdom of Hell is officially out :D Hope yall enjoy listening to it as much as we did making it.

TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY!!! and im super proud of myself for my contributions to this album, but honestly i dont think anyone is as excited for this album as i am. meow >:3

for some reason i am a magnet of bisexuals and left handed people

phew finally my arm got kinda tired there

starting new job tomorrow, already shitting myself.

oh shit almost missed lesbian visibility week, uhhh... happy lesbian visibility week fellow gay ass nerds :3

Thank you for helping make our upcoming album and everything before it kick ass, you'll be missed, Caden!

i got hired, feel free to take away my steam account im a fake gamer anyways ;-;

weed day hell yea lol

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

gay people be like

sam altman got attacked with a molotov, a warehouse full of toilet paper has been burnt and a politician has had their door shot up with a note saying "no datacenters". finally we're getting somewhere, eat the rich, baby!

Over the last few days Beholding the Kingdom of Hell had a MAJOR hiccup but all should be good due to @toastiekelly.bsky.social taking up the mastering duties and remastering the album! We should still be on track for a May 1st release, however CD/Cassettes may be delayed for period.

im edging like crazy watching the hungarian election rn~ 😩

not often i give much thought to anything pop-related but i think i figured out the perfect way to describe ariana grande and thats "she's the girl who would say you're too ugly to sit at her lunch table in high school and then never grew out of it" am i onto something?

new ink yay :3

meowwww :3c (YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME IRS AGENTS IM NOT PAYING TAXES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

GO LISTEN NOW OR I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DRINK ALL THE MILK IN YOUR FRIDGE

i just went on github where the fuck are the naked gits?!?

i just want a glass shaker with a lid i dont have to screw on or off why is it so hard to find GAHHHH

i dont like making hot takes or debating because its just draining but: south park isnt a bigoted show, but i've seen more than a few people who claim to be south park fans have the actual meaning of episodes fly over their heads and then justify their bullshit with "i grew up on south park".

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to all my trans sisters, brothers and in between siblings :3 wait shit am i visible can y'all see me?

ikea furniture is mediocre with a few exceptions but the plushies are fucking amazeballs

Behold, and upcoming single for our next album "Cataclysm Christ" The first track on our third studio album that will be officially revealed soon The single releases April 3rd, get ready >:3

much better.

gta 3: best driving, least interesting world.

mmm naner pancakes :3

djungelskog

happy late birthday to me (it was yesterday)

does having a foot fetish make you a better director or something why do so many acclaimed movies and shows keep having a bunch of frames of feet?