someone convince me to not get the new D4 expansion I can't get hurt by that fucking game again lmao

Zofran is... a pretty great drug

EXCUSE ME YOSHI-P WHAT IS THIS SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING??? #FFXIV #FanFest

maybe a little tmi, but I don't particularly care. have you ever had gas so bad that you thought you might vomit? i've been dealing with that for the past 4 hours. blegh.

it only just now occurred to me that I never actually named where this particular barbarian was found: it's Diablo 2. This is the Diablo 2 barbarian. So fucking extra lmao

48.9/50. I can hear a fly blink. Your turn. dialed.gg/sound?c=HQKHWE this was hard mode. not bad for someone who hasn't done anything musical in over 20 years.

the barbarian is objectively the funniest class ever created in ARPGs. They have an ability that lets them yell loud enough to kill things. They have another ability that lets you yell at a corpse hard enough that it will cough up a potion out of nowhere.

shitty men being shitty in professional spaces challenge level impossible

these are the kinds of conversations you have when you're married.

the Grizzly Hills music just played on rainwave and holy shit some real nostalgia happening

Big. Ass. Muffin.

the D2 warlock is getting some *very well needed and deserved* nerfs, and half of reddit is rubbing their hands with glee, and the other half is flooding the entire internet with their tears. so that's fun.

ahhhh the good ol reliable monday morning nausea is it being back at work, or is it the new medication I am taking? (the answer may surprise you... but probably not)

Spoiler. It *mostly* didn't go wrong.

This isn’t complicated. “Every Harry Potter book, movie, video game, stage show ticket, theme park pass, and piece of merchandise that’s sold puts money into Rowling’s pocket, which she can use to keep her crusade against trans people going.”

I'm not even gonna claim to be one of those "I never liked HP." I fucking LOVED Harry Potter. There was magic and phoenixes and big old schools filled with secret passages OF COURSE I loved it. Even with its racist as fuck names. Even with all the other questionable BS. Joanne can go fuck herself.

I will block people I see talking about watching it. Don't support the fucking billionaire assholes. It's that simple.

If you're watching the new Harry Potter show, you should unfollow me. Maybe even block. We know supporting Joanne's work means hurting trans peeps. End of discussion. No support. Not even piracy is an excuse here. You can live without it.

Chuck Norris can get fucked. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_N... He supported banning marriage equality and the far right. The vibes are rancid.

woke up with a wicked headache, and that... doesn't happen to me too often. ate half a bagel, and grabbed a soda and it is immediately feeling better. well, okay then body, I hear you.

i can assure you that if I was lurking in a stream and I got these kinds of messages? It would not encourage me to start talking in the stream. It would encourage me to never return to that stream.

Realest post I have read today

why is D2R's loot filter such dogshit garbage

i've been doing a lot of working with resistance bands and such, because they are easy and something I can do in 2 minutes between calls or whatever, and i've noticed a real difference already. i actually have shoulder muscles now. i've never had those before.

i hate being sick lmao. i'm such a baby when i'm sick

when the medication that let you breathe well enough to sleep (kinda) wears off 2 hours before your alarm goes off ugh

WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING FUCKING IDIOTIC TODAY AT WORK

*Gigglesnort.*

the history of music in the 20th century:

Wildcard Seeker for @achloryn.bsky.social 💙 #Warcraft

just had the WILDEST sense of deja vu. Getting stoned on a weekend Playing Diablo 2 Listening to Linkin Park extremely loud on my headset suddenly it's 2002 all over again

Just saw someone with an "Avoid the Noid" wrapping on their car and wtf?

it has been... an EXTREMELY long time since i've had an insomnia bout keep me up this late.

*squints*

sugar free soda took me a lot less time to adjust to than I expected it might

pray for me. it has been SUCH a long fucking time

i have reached the point in my work today where the word "False" doesn't look like a real word anymore

I'm not gonna lie... the warlock is the most fun i've had in Diablo 2 in a *long* time Yes, it's blasting through and kinda trivializing parts of the game. I don't care, sometimes it's fun to just go apeshit on a difficult game.

Suddenly: paladins.jpg

Conversely: wizards.jpg

rogues.jpg

@diorlipstick.bsky.social i haven't been on bsky much and only just saw. i'm so sorry to hear about Illy.

blizzard why the fuck do I need to input my birthdate to look at Diablo 2 stuff on the battle net launcher of my battle net account that i've had since 2018 MY FUCKING BATTLE NET ACCOUNT IS A LEGAL ADULT COME THE FUCK ON

i hate winter time in illinois. I have just fucking constant dry mouth, and dry skin, and dry everywhere else

age verification? i've been using the name "Achloryn" long enough that it's a legal adult in the United States

Man, I wonder what's going to happen to those discord servers that fucking everybody on the planet has one of their own now. they're gonna start folding left and right is what's going to happen.

why the hell does the bnet launcher keep logging me out overnight now

just saw someone on tiktok refer to ICE as the "Gravy seals" lmao