WHY IS EVERYTHING BEING FUCKING IDIOTIC TODAY AT WORK

*Gigglesnort.*

the history of music in the 20th century:

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just had the WILDEST sense of deja vu. Getting stoned on a weekend Playing Diablo 2 Listening to Linkin Park extremely loud on my headset suddenly it's 2002 all over again

Just saw someone with an "Avoid the Noid" wrapping on their car and wtf?

it has been... an EXTREMELY long time since i've had an insomnia bout keep me up this late.

*squints*

sugar free soda took me a lot less time to adjust to than I expected it might

pray for me. it has been SUCH a long fucking time

i have reached the point in my work today where the word "False" doesn't look like a real word anymore

I'm not gonna lie... the warlock is the most fun i've had in Diablo 2 in a *long* time Yes, it's blasting through and kinda trivializing parts of the game. I don't care, sometimes it's fun to just go apeshit on a difficult game.

Suddenly: paladins.jpg

Conversely: wizards.jpg

rogues.jpg

@diorlipstick.bsky.social i haven't been on bsky much and only just saw. i'm so sorry to hear about Illy.

blizzard why the fuck do I need to input my birthdate to look at Diablo 2 stuff on the battle net launcher of my battle net account that i've had since 2018 MY FUCKING BATTLE NET ACCOUNT IS A LEGAL ADULT COME THE FUCK ON

i hate winter time in illinois. I have just fucking constant dry mouth, and dry skin, and dry everywhere else

age verification? i've been using the name "Achloryn" long enough that it's a legal adult in the United States

Man, I wonder what's going to happen to those discord servers that fucking everybody on the planet has one of their own now. they're gonna start folding left and right is what's going to happen.

why the hell does the bnet launcher keep logging me out overnight now

just saw someone on tiktok refer to ICE as the "Gravy seals" lmao

not me spending 20 minutes fixing the formatting on an excel sheet before doing any of the actual WORK that's on the sheet. nope. couldn't be me.

So this morning i picked the one train cat that had only one other person on it and it's the guy talking to himself with a bottle in a brown bag. And he also lit a fuckin cigarette holy fuck

i just saw someone on reddit call Pandaria a "mid" expansion, and well I am fuckin done with the internet today I think

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Disturbed. Or specifically the front man

Ah yes. Good "catch the train" weather here. That's -16 and -23 for my Celsius friends

✊

why is it that like 90% of the time, getting (minorly) sick always has something to do with how you breathe? seems like a terrible design

there are few things that make fallout 4 as creepy as bethesda's own ineptitude at making terrain. walk into a room, dead silence, round a corner, suddenly metalic clanging noises. not some armored feral ghoul trying to introduce himself, but a barrel that was clipping into a metal door.

anyone else do that thing where, you're listening to something in headphones, but you don't realize how loud that is, until you turn it down for some reason and your brain instantly starts to settle down? i am describing it badly, but "brain settles down" is the closest explanation i can think of

Good morning!

oh that's a neat addition.

did blizzard kill the ability to run that macro to see if you've completed a quest? with this last update?????

Every single time.

See this sign I spotted in the protest photos from today? A+. 10/10. No notes. Sign holder, you win.

Lmao weather app already just dead wrong for today. Low of 7, currently -3 huh? How's that work

oh I do love the meetings that are 5 minutes or less

It will never not be funny to me that in work calls over zoom or teams or whatever, one can just completely ignore what's happening in the call, and get away with it by saying "I apologize, I was multitasking, what was the question?"

He's planning something, for sure

why are mornings

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words: "If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell." Happy MLK Day.

Fencingggggggggg

oh cool. My windows updated overnight and set EVERYTHING back to it's default volume. Which is 100. I usually keep my system sounds at around 50, and the individual games between 20 and 30, with my overall volume between 30 and 40. And everything was defaulted to 100 when I got on my computer.

I love it when I call somewhere, and i'm put on hold by the phone tree to get to an agent, and there is exactly 7 seconds of music, before the voice breaks in saying "Please hold while we (x)". And then goes on to replay the exact same 7 seconds of music before breaking in again.

Whoever decided to remove the back half of the phrase "The customer is always right" has clearly never worked in a customer facing job in their life. Customers are fucking morons.

Update: it's not sleeting, it's full on snowing