just did a rare jackie Triple Overcommit

you come into my state.... you insult MY pizza........

it will be so funny when maduro and luigi are released in the same month

decided that the problem with stranger things season 5 is that its about 'saying goodbye to our (the audiences) real life friends Will Byers, Mike Wheeler, Eleven Strangerthings, and Lukas Last Name, and Hat Kid With the Teeth'

I am BEGGING the population of santa barbara to be 60% less superstitious in this show

wes moore mobilize the maryland national guard to seize DC and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

president obsessed with baby media or president obsessed with map games will be our only option in 2036

do you think jd vance will comment on the nintendo non binary direct

WOKE 2 OPERATION UNDERWAY, BABY GAME INFILTRATED, GODSPEED TO OUR BRAVE THEY/THEM SOLDIERS!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

thank god i am friends with the two people in baltimore who didn’t get their cars plowed in

i guess share is at least reasonable price wise but all of these are ough worthy tbh

40 dollar uber to pick up my car chat do i do that or just bus tomorrow to get it

I believe that Halimede’s author is a cis woman but that doesn’t mean she isn’t trans.

CAR RETVRNED TOMORROW

Too many video game YouTube essays aren’t doing analysis! They’re just listing every single thing that’s in the video game and explaining the story beats in the order they occur. We used to have standards! It used to be a real website!

you are a dipshit vote cuck

they had a whole episode with the lesson of ‘it’s immoral to enjoy superhero stories as it steals glory from the true heroes of our society - the police’ (it was also about how this upcoming “Iron Man” movie is definitely going to tank in the box office)

psych is such a republican show lmao

the woke left doesn’t want you to ingest a tiny amount of mercury to reverse your aging

I truly believe that after 3 divorces you legally need to stop dating forever.

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE NOSE THIEF (It's NOT WHO WE THOUGHT)

I think a weird development I didn't see coming is not really being ashamed of being trans anymore - I wouldn't say I'm PROUD to be trans necessarily still but its not like, a sin a carry on my back so much as a thing I am that it gets annoying to explain sometimes but also a funny facet to riff on.

transgonzoder.

NO, JULIET AS A PSYCH LOVE INTEREST FOR SHAWN??? GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!

Blonde White Woman Twist Criminal Shawn Has Sex with Of The Week

ah i see…. shawn spencer AND henry spencer are evil

SHUT DOWN the ICE field office at 31 Hopkins! ABOLISH ICE everywhere! In total opposition to the kidnappings on our streets and the human rights violations here at 31 Hopkins, Baltimore answers the call from Minneapolis. 📍 Fri, Jan 30th at 2pm 📅 George Fallon Federal Building, 31 Hopkins Pl

Fleischmann's Yeast Radio Variety Hour

"WE NEED TO TERRORIZE MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES IN THE COVER OF NIGHT. DAYLIGHT IS BAD OPTICS."

Im not dyslexic i simply jumble up words and cannot read names correctly or remember pronunciation.

am i dyslexic or just stupid (i have been mispelling my coworkers name for a full year without realizing until being told so today (its an extremely common name (I have seen it every single day for the past year on jabber)))

henry psych makes me viciously uncomfortable, do they phase the flashback openings out at any point

watching psych for the first time and i know the audience is supposed to see Henry as a ‘tough but fair arbiter of life lessons’ but like. all i can see is ‘damn this sure is an abusive cop father all right’

psyoping my cisgendered friends to get laser hair removal so i get a discount

becoming the popular well adjusted friend with plenty of connections after years of being the socially maladjusted BPD ridden clinger friend is so funny. crazy what therapy does.

having blue eyes is so funny

idk why i feel weirdly depressed this morning, i had a good few days but just kind of woke up feeling anxious idk.

happy snow day

down 10 pounds and rewarding myself with a Dominos Pizza before the ice age

I think its very fascinating the way so many people speak about children as this Other which it is Okay to Own and Trade rather than something we were for 18 years of our life.

hair cut

Happy Friday, or as I like to call it, Thursday

A Jester of Good Will

This is real

just slammed my head into the bannister because my pillow was misaligned ama

it’s genuinely so fucked up how my mom keeps revealing she has incredibly fascinating music taste but kept it hidden from me until my mid 20s?????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LISTENED TO GORILLAZ. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WENT TO DEPECHE MODE AND WILL SMITH CONCERTS??? WHY DIDNT YOU HOOK ME ON THIS STUFF !!!

important to always ask yourself this at any opportunity. NEVER lose the grindset mindset.