wailord is so funny to bring to battles

joining the war on the guy who watches frieren on 2x speed on the side of watching frieren at 2x speed

New cartoon, TYZEN RETURNS. It is two years after the events of TYZEN, and change is coming to the world of Googala. Is the terrible era of skull sniffing finally at an end? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e75...

unironically this is one of the best things i’ve listened to and it’s kind of criminal youtube’s algorithm hates @filmcow.bsky.social ‘s new work.

Genuinely why are people acting like hantavirus will be a new pandemic when it’s not even a novel strain?

Attention Bajoran workers: I need someone to microwave a three-cheese Hot Pocket for me ASAP!

i love midnight gym

bluesky lib who sees this and thinks it's funny but doesn't apply to them because they post on bluesky

Question for the chat: Could it be argued that the emergence of the entertainment industry postponed the general crisis of capitalism and briefly returned us to the classical cycle of crises in capitalism, through the advent of the mediums of television, movies, and the internet?

being married in your 30s telling strangers to kill themselves on a bootleg twitter is the funniest self own in existence i’m ngl

the only thing i use this website for is reply-guying my friends and random shower thoughts, the way you people are hyper invested in bad faith Discourse kind of pisses me off.

there’s something so fascinating about the utter inability to capture a zeitgeist under half a decade old by these people. there’s at least one person in their 20s here! how are you so bad at understanding what people actually care about.

the only thing i want in life is a good quality stairmaster directly inside my apartment.

it’s genuinely surreal seeing innocuous posts my friend makes being twisted into insane bad faith nonsense every day on this app. it really lays bare the level of dissociation people have from everyone else on the internet now.

you know nothing about me if you think ‘collects raccoon penises for display on a shelf of oddities’ is a negative

researching what kind of lizard i’m getting this summer

Jackie “Snatching Victory From The Jaws of Defeat After Snatching Defeat From The Jaws of Victory” Leezart-Time

i truly do not understand people who say "i dont listen to music" what does that mean.

guys did i lose my whimsy and joy be honest

this is dialectics unironically

i will never forgive trump for destroying the only good burger in maryland.

NO BGR COLUMBIA CLOSED???

new he man movie looks shockingly similar to i saw the tv glow

lowkey i really want my most militantly atheist friend and most witchy pagan friend to meet. im curious what would happen dot png

dude i am SO TIRED of gen z vernacular around dating. Dating just means going on dates it does not mean a relationship! We dont need to call things situationships rather than just "we are dating"!!!!!!!!

anyway genuinely i think the best thing you can do is make friends in your city

Man its so crazy how things can be consistent and stable for so long only for a sudden and rapid economic and social contraction from seemingly all directions at once. if only there was a theory explaining how that happens.

not to question the vote blues no matter who's but like. doesn't this argument need to wait until after theres at least ONE second term appointment to the supreme court?

i want to go to the gym today but im busy 😔 i miss my truest love (stair master)

i think being a monogamous assimilationist transfem in baltimore city has a proven track record of driving people into psychosis when they reach 30, which is bad news for me.

too many horny accounts were liking that post. everyone say Goodbye Selfie

The severed angel head is my actual self-insert.

WHY DID EVERYTHING IN MY FRIDGE FREEZE AND FREEZER MELT

found a new prog metal band im going to be a little annoying about probably

i love being a court eunuch with a web of connections across this vast city of Balt Of More

we all have that one friend with an anxiety disorder

do i feel morally abhorrent eating pork???? kind of, but then why taste good.

OKAY atg 3 day pass secured

im sorry but if you are a chaser I fundamentally cannot respect or like you :)

can evolutionary biologists stop being cringe please

my freezer stopped working & everything thawed…… i had a really good steak in there……….

had to do a wardrobe change because my boobs are too big rn and my bra is NOT hiding anything 🫩🫩🫩i officially need to abandon my 3 year old bras i guess

doing geography occasionally means you find insane bits cartographers of yore were pulling for no reasons like naming every street for 1 mile a mutation of “dorchester” for some reason

logging in to the “tuesday” factory what’s up guys

see half of this post is true and the other half is insane hyperbole bc literally when have bluesky leadership been anything other than chasers at worst.

unironically i think realizing im allowed to be entirely neutral about people rather than need to love or hate them has been my biggest breakthrough in 2026

nick shirley going to another country w the express goal to destabilize it and then immediately getting all of his equipment taken is the most predictable thing ever

i cannot express how grateful i am that @slimewave.me is my friend and has stood by me through thick and thin btw. she is lowkey one of the most intelligent and funniest people I know and i am so happy for her birthday / everyone please say happy birthday and also give her one billion dollars

i have gone my whole life without kentucky fried chicken. that white man disturbs and frightens me