"I don't want to join the DSA because all the members currently seem annoying." wow I wonder what the solution to that is

to be soyjacked is to be made unflattering for to be soyjacked is to be portrayed as you truly are, deep down in your heart beneath hearts

blorboism is a disease upon media

huge news guys

as the worlds number one ralsei hater,

“Barbara Ann, you got the weird knees.” - Roger AmericanDad

there is nothing more stressful than being a gay person who wants to be punctual but has friends

ate a full caprese sandwich for dinner please clap

anyway i have 6 months left to accomplish my Secret Goal of 2026

people are always confused by the fact my pronouns are “she/her with strangers but they/them if you know me” but like. is that really that confusing?

please always engage with your friends politically btw

Crazy how this is the one of the coldest summers of the rest of our lives

wakes up in a cold sweat remembering that ryan murphy made a show whose actual name was DAHMER: MONSTER: THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY

i am much more sympathetic to electoralism than many other marxists, mostly because IMO at a certain point you will sharpen the contradictions so much that any attempt to earnestly do anything more electorally will only lead to failure & agitation - which doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be tried!

daily humiliation ritual of waiting 15 minutes in the hallway for the random old men to stop napping in the gender neutral bathroom

why is every social media old people now

why is this shirt so boxy on me it’s a MEDIUM

"its not legal to try and abolish income limits on public housing, why should the mayor try" do we want education and agitation or placation.

what did marx say about my ability to blow you up with my mind

what i’m saying is the ghost house is getting straight up firebombed next chapter probably

am i too old to have an opinion and theory on deltarune stuff

i love how people will debate when Bear ‘became the villain’ of obsession as if there wasn’t an explicit moment 20 minutes in accompanied by an uncanny zoom in on his face and then a BWAAAAM.

not to say every introvert needs to just go outside more and become an extrovert but doing this did literally fix me.

breaking out of my comfort zone today (wearing a white t shirt)

Sometimes you have a friend who coins the term “Slay Machine”, and that permanently enters your vocabulary, and then you mutate that into a mix of Slay Mode and Slay Machine into Slay Modechine and nobody knows what you’re saying.

i slept for 17 hours ama

yeah fuck this guy

Okay. Then block me.

yeah fuck this guy

i need to be very careful as a gay person who likes to imitate the “hewwo pwincess" guy as a joke in the same way all straight women do, lest it be mistaken for age regression

tobias fox your Mystery Box still not opening is starting to piss me off i’m the original. star walker

deltarune tomorrow

saw a clip of a new episode and got so mad that he’s still doing this i saw white i have such a parasocial beef with this man’s narcissism

“i don’t care if you’re conservative” is clearly a winning tagline

no! "positive gay representation" will kill patient! he needs doomed homoerotic violence to live.

gooseworx is likely a millionaire now which is crazycore for multiple reasons

Jackie is currently Week 3 no therapy let’s see if they can last to Week 4

lowkey it’s so funny the way it opens because he’s just “i am NOT going to SONICS BIRTHDAY PARTY you CANNOT MAKE ME. Also less important but i think Satan is back.”

there’s a whole essay i could write about dan harmons narcissistic nihilism

just bleached my hands by mistake ama

sitting in my bed imagining what my life will be like in my 40s and onward hrmgh

this was really funny and its fucked up nobody cared about this thread

American Dad Baltimore slander............. why must every krampus episode Belittle my Beautiful City

RIP men, you wouldve loved repressing your personalities

im very hungover today lowkey

what is with bisexuals dating the most boring man in his 30s lately. Every couple I see that is a bisexual woman and a man is one where hes 10 years older with no light behind his eyes.