<foxlike shrieking in excitement> It's so beautiful 🥹 Sorry literally all of my other ongoing games - you'll have to wait for 100% Yōtei completion. And luckily my old ps5 controller was holding like 20 minutes of battery so I could justify getting a new one. It's gorgeous! #ghostofyotei

I've loved the Preyton ever since I first laid eyes on him. Fucked up deer monster? Yes please and always 🖤🦌🖤 So glad they're finally back in print, it's been a white whale of a deer monster for me. Isn't he gorgeous?! 🥹

I'm so hype to be part of the Victorian Warhammer team running our stall at PAX Aus in two weeks! We're working with the USA events team, and it's definitely going to be our biggest & best year ever 🥰 (Note to self: try to do a K-Pop Demon Hunters style intro carbo-load feast beforehand)

My toxic white woman trait is that I do believe I could train an Alien like a good doggy and/or/preferably befriend an Eye Octopus Sheep Monster. (I feel like morale has not yet improved to an ideal level, a la Eye Octopus Sheep Monster posting)

I don't think it's fair that I have to do stocktake again, since I already spent all night having stocktake nightmares (I can't read any labels and why do the paints keep moving!😭) But nonetheless, I am here with my Ultramarine socks on. Literally, because I think they would be good at stocktakes

Eye octopus sheep monster posting will continue until morale improves.

I saw Beetlejuice: The Musical this week! As (obviously) a huge fan of the film, I enjoyed all the differences in the adaption 🥰 Our Beetlejuice (the understudy James Haxby) had a killer amount of charisma. Could have watched him caper around for hours. Perfect way to spend a rare night out 👻

With alt:

Reaffirming my ongoing allegiance. 👁🐙

<hopefully me showing up to the restaurant tonight> "Sorry Oliver, I know it's technically your birthday, but this party is about something else now."

I'm joining the war on the eye octopus sheep monster on the side of the eye octopus sheep monster.

I know we all know: but I was flipping through Pratchett's "Making Money," and found this passage reminding us all that Mr Terry explicitly said Trans Rights. The G.O.A.T

Some masked lapwings have brought their 2 chicks to nest in my backyard. Cute right? WRONG! These guys are CUNTS! They're too dumb to nest in trees, trapped their babies in a fenced yard and keep SWOOPING MY DOGS when they go out to pee. These assholes have bone barbs on their wings. ASSHOLES!

Proud to announce that I worked on the Ironkin Steeljacks as part of the Warhammer Design team. Now available to buy: www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/l... Awesome paint job by @vincentknotley.bsky.social

Aura Farming? It could only be Dr. F. Bile MD. PhD. DMD. Surely doing said aura-farming unethically, in vats of some kind.

White Dwarf 515 has a great section on successor chapters that I contributed a model to, who would have guessed that it would be a Blood Angel? #paintingwarhammer #bloodangels #spacemarines #whitedwarf #warhammercommunity

He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...

My sister was telling her Masters students that they can't submit assignments written by AI, & they WILL get caught if they do. A student argued, 'the programs to detect AI aren't perfect, some would get through!' And she's like, I don't use programs to detect AI. I use my eyes. When I read them 😒

Me: You're driving normally & safely. No reason for you to be nervous about the police car you're sharing the road with at 9:30am. This is fine. *2 minutes & flashing lights later* Cop: Random spot-check. Please give me your license and breathe into this tube. Anxiety - 1. Self-soothing - 0 😐

Happy Black Library Rejection Day to all who celebrate! (Me, for example) Regardless of the outcome, I had a really great time working on this. Both trying to capture Szeras megalomaniac voice, and how weirdly flirty Urien came out in my interpretation. Best of luck to all still in the running 🖤🖤🖤

Heckraiser #MildHorror

My house was robbed when I was a kid. When they found the guy, he was enjoying some substances and happily confirmed he did rob our house, & it had the 'cute staffy,' that he had played fetch with Our sweet Barney (rubble trouble) a Staffy/Pit bull terrier, breeds often banned for its "aggression"

Want to fill out the form but don't have spoons? I made a handy copy/paste template, open the alt text in the image to grab it also the updated link if you can't access the original (scroll to the bottom for the form): www.acnc.gov.au/raise-concern

Yo Australians - Collective Shout are registered with the ABN 30162159097 as an Australian charity. We have a right to raise an official objection and hopefully prompt an investigation. Very simple 3 step form and can be done anonymously. public-forms.acnc.gov.au/form/5ad817c...

Home in bed after a massive two days at the Aus/NZ GW managers meeting in Sydney. A great time talking shop and having a straight-up vibe-a-thon with everyone. Whether I've known them for 10 years or 10 minutes, it's so effortless. We, and I, are so lucky to have such a great team 🥰

Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael

The Price of Darkness and one of the undisputed founding fathers of metal. There really isn't enough to say for what he's done for us disgruntled weirdos. But the high note he left on couldn’t be more perfect 🖤

More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge

It's impossible for me to be normal about Bosco.

Fleshgod Apocolypse Insomnium Amon Amarth Kovent Brujeria

I'm home sick, so I bought an entire garlic bread for lunch. I keep buying the fanciest garlic breads I can find, but I'm starting to think there is a ceiling there. Like garlic bread is already so peak there is not much improving on it; sourdough, stonebaked or otherwise. I might go lay down now.

I finally remembered to snap some pictures of my Spawn of Chotec. I based my skinks on the Red-eyed Green Tree Frog and the spawn on the Christmas Island Igauna. Because nature is beautiful (and Warhammer is fun 😁) #warhammercommunity #warhammer

I want to tell another story about this housemate because once at 10:30pm he suggested we watch a movie and I thought he said The Warriors (1979) which I hadn't seen but sounded fun. But he put on Once Were Warriors (1994) and I cannot express how little vibes these two movies share.

Once my Finnish housemate was singing 'Bare Necessities' from Jungle Book in Finnish and I was like, wait; how does that song work in Finnish? She explained that in Finnish they call a lazy day 'a bear day' And I told her that in English the whole song is a pun on bare/bear! Fascinating stuff 🥰

I'm sorry but Alligator Alcatraz sounds like the movies my friends and I get trashed and watch together like Sharktopus, Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Sharkansas: Women's Prison Massacre. I can only assume a similar amount of amphetamines & negligence is involved in both.

A friend just came back from Bali, and he knows I love weird chocolates. I've never even heard of mangosteen 😅 And considering I might 1-2 pieces a day at most, I'm probably set for work-desk-chocolate into next year 🖤

A friend of mine has started playing New Game+ for Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. And there has been something of a delightful glitch 🥰 (I don't think this counts as a spoiler, since it is a glitch. But everyone please be careful if commenting ❤️)

For anyone who wants some 2nd-hand cold: it is 9:15am, 3°c (37°F) and my windshield is covered in ice. Australia in Winter!

Weird Summer Heat Tips from an Australian: - Freeze bottles of water & put them in pillowcases. I put them in my dogs bed, but it could work for humans too - Spritz yourself like a fern with a spray bottle - Put a damp cool washcloth on the small of your back/forhead/neck & lay in front of a fan

Two weeks ago I got different haircut for the first time in +10 years and so far only one person (who was not a member of my immediate family) has said anything, including several (to be fair, majoritively male) friends. So I am putting these here in substitution, because fringes require effort 😅

I've had like 4 hours sleep again, so I've charted my findings.

Update on the Siege of Terra: Era of Ruin from Games Workshop. And the link for the sign up. #WarhammerCommunity games-workshop.slgnt.eu/optiext/opti...

I really hope other Australians watching this ask themselves that if this is how these cops treat international journalists on live camera: How must they be treating their own people when no-one is watching?

Spearhead Seraphon! To get my store ready for the new Spearhead: Sand & Bone Gaming Pack, I decided to bring some life to Shyish with some colourful carnivores. So far I've scaled 10 Saurus Warriors & the Jaws of Itzl. Next up is the fine, finned Spawn of Chotec. #warhammer #warhammercommunity

Don't know what's giving me more energy this morning: hitting the gym early, my banging playlist, or Schadenfreude 😈

My Sister-in-law is doing a run for charity, would mean a lot if you could donate 🙏 "My father in law is currently on chemo, mother in law survived due to breakthrough treatment. Uncle Mike recently lost his life and my friend Hannah died at just 25" fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/katies-...

Dr. James Barry is one of my favs. A (likely) transman who performed one of the earliest recorded successful c-sections to have both parties live. He famously stood up for the rights of patients, lepers & prisoners. And famously was a tactless, stubborn, glorious pain in authority's ass. King shit.

Happy pride month. Keep existing, you make this world a better place. And because it can't be said enough, Warhammer is for everyone. Wargaming is for everyone. This world is for everyone.

Me & my neck when I paint mini's for some reason.