The anthology I'm in is up for pre-order 🥰 A story featuring correct spelling of the word "torsos," without an extra E. Because who would do that? A person who while trying to turn off all AI functions, turned off spellcheck too? Leading to a mortifying editors note? Not me. You can't prove it.

Not saying it was bad, certainly not the worst Marvel tv offering - but Wonder Man did have big Surf Dracula energy.

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I was once on a bus that changed unannounced from all stops to express. Literally drove passed my house & 20 minutes the wrong way. When I argued with the bus driver, everyone was on my side and told him to stop for me. It was very sweet of them, until another passenger told the driver he should...

The Crime - The Criminal Woke up at 2:30am to find Geri, while loudly stealing a pizza tray off the stovetop, had TURNED ON THE STOVE WITH HER PAWS AND MELTED A PLASTIC KETTLE. F'ing touchscreens 😤 Thankfully some safety feature turned it off. Todays mission: new batteries for the smoke alarm.

Been enjoying Fallout, as a long-time fan of the series, and long-time fan of Goggins since Justified. However the specific way my brain is rotted means I sing this ditty in my head every episode. I cannot explain further.

Last week at a party, a buddy (roofer/tradie type) was telling a story, using the R-slur. I casually cut-in to say that I don't use or like the term. Had him around for a hobby sesh today and the first thing he did was apologize for using the word and say he was going to keep trying to be better 🥹

For Christmas my friend got me these incredible chocolates that are both too beautiful to eat, and too beautiful to not eat 🥹 I am going to eat them. But I felt they at least deserved a reverential send-off.

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Once when walking around the city with my now-ex-boyfriend, a busker followed us for several crowded streets, playing guitar and loudly improvising a song about how I could do better.

I'm taking some leave from my Warhammer store and the guy I have covering me is lovely and will do a great job but I still feel weird because THAT'S MY HOUSE. He might have questions like "do you really need How to Paint Citadel Miniatures (2012)?" & "why is there aquarium gravel in this drawer?"

Testing out a new tradition in following with the patron saint of Christmas Eve, Kevin McCallister It's Mac 'n Cheese Christmas Eve, Y'all! I used Anthony Bourdain's recipe, and it was dope AF. The rest of it will be for Christmas lunch with the family tomorrow 🎄

A traditional family is a husband, a wife and a child adopted from a previous marriage to secure an heir, so your fortune doesn't go to your shithead brother-in-law who sells sub-standard copper.

In my tradwife era. (Handwashing my nice clothes in a bathtub manually like my peasent ancestors of yore) ((Except it's enough black velvet and lace to have me hung as a Pendle Witch of yore and also they probably were not listening to podcasts))

This noisy miner bird violently attacked its mirror-self when I pulled over to fix my music. It continued for about 5 minutes as I drove off gently to try and dissuade the assault. He only finally gave up when I got on the highway at 80km/h (50mph). He was just such an angry lil guy

Last I heard, the Bondi Hero, Ahmed El-Ahmed was in surgery (with the other heroes of the day, the medical support teams) for the two gunshot wounds he sustained in subduing the gunman. Expected to come out well within the next few hours and be reunited with his family 🖤

Urgh 🙄 I was sat in a doctors waiting room yesterday clockwork orange style exposed to a boomer morning show hyping up the Aussie underage social media ban. I look forward to this dumb initiative fizzling out into that good night. Go get 'um kids.

I already have something like this, and I can't imagine how badly this AI could have broken my 11 year old brain after my father died. Grief is maybe the most complex feeling living beings expirence. Grief has us at our most vunerable, is that a state we could trust profit-driven interests with?

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It's my birthday and I couldn’t ask for a better present than my first ever official anthology story going up for pre-order 🥳 It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks. And I really hope you like it 🥰

Introduce your self with five concerts you’ve seen I'm going to tell mine in a timeline order that shows the expansion of my taste: Evanescence Placebo Nine Inch Nails Amon Amarth/Satyricon Enslaved/Sólstafir

The ghosts of perdition themselves: Opeth. Even tackling the strange phenomenon of a totally seated venue, Mikael Åkerfeldt is an incredible frontman. Super fun show 🖤🖤🖤

Today is my birthday! 🎂 If you like my work and want to make my day, I only ask that you share my art and stories with someone who might enjoy them :) Or trick your gullible friend for a minute. That's also a good one.

Time zone reskeet! This was the first proper submission I've done since spending the last two years studying and working seriously on my writing. It's extremely validating to feel like my hard work paid off 🖤

I'm incredibly excited and honoured to be included in the upcoming Encounters with Cryptids anthology. Huge thankyou to @andrewcull.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for putting this together and I can't wait to read all the contributions!

TWIN TEMPLE ON DRAGULA THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!!!

I watched the new Del Toro Frankenstien last night and obviously adored it and am obsessed with the films gorgeous colour palette. But also my brain is broken in a Warhammer way so I had no choice but to;

Singing along to Babymetal today, thinking about how it's kind of like how Chatgpt works. I don't speak Japanese (or German for Rammstien, or Icelandic for Sólstafir etc) but I can make vaguely convincing mouth-sounds Yet I have no true understanding of what I'm saying. It's just regurgitated noise

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

My extended PAX related absence was deeply felt at home, proved by these 2 cuties physically fighting for who got to sit on me, while I rested my pax-ed out body on the couch today 🥰 Indescribably epic weekend, and I can't wait to do it all again next year. Maybe my feet will feel better by then.

PAX LET'S GOOOOO!

Goth Christmas is truly begun now that Dragula is back! Sigourney Beaver is my everything and I will take up arms against any who she deems her enemy.

I upcycled some cute but battered drawers I got at an Op Shop (aka thrift store) for a friend. I'm pretty pleased at how they turned out🙂 With the holiday season around the corner, it's a good reminder that Warhammer skills can be adapted to make thoughtful and affordable gifts for our loved ones 🖤

<foxlike shrieking in excitement> It's so beautiful 🥹 Sorry literally all of my other ongoing games - you'll have to wait for 100% Yōtei completion. And luckily my old ps5 controller was holding like 20 minutes of battery so I could justify getting a new one. It's gorgeous! #ghostofyotei

I've loved the Preyton ever since I first laid eyes on him. Fucked up deer monster? Yes please and always 🖤🦌🖤 So glad they're finally back in print, it's been a white whale of a deer monster for me. Isn't he gorgeous?! 🥹

I'm so hype to be part of the Victorian Warhammer team running our stall at PAX Aus in two weeks! We're working with the USA events team, and it's definitely going to be our biggest & best year ever 🥰 (Note to self: try to do a K-Pop Demon Hunters style intro carbo-load feast beforehand)

My toxic white woman trait is that I do believe I could train an Alien like a good doggy and/or/preferably befriend an Eye Octopus Sheep Monster. (I feel like morale has not yet improved to an ideal level, a la Eye Octopus Sheep Monster posting)

I don't think it's fair that I have to do stocktake again, since I already spent all night having stocktake nightmares (I can't read any labels and why do the paints keep moving!😭) But nonetheless, I am here with my Ultramarine socks on. Literally, because I think they would be good at stocktakes

Eye octopus sheep monster posting will continue until morale improves.

I saw Beetlejuice: The Musical this week! As (obviously) a huge fan of the film, I enjoyed all the differences in the adaption 🥰 Our Beetlejuice (the understudy James Haxby) had a killer amount of charisma. Could have watched him caper around for hours. Perfect way to spend a rare night out 👻

With alt:

Reaffirming my ongoing allegiance. 👁🐙

<hopefully me showing up to the restaurant tonight> "Sorry Oliver, I know it's technically your birthday, but this party is about something else now."

I'm joining the war on the eye octopus sheep monster on the side of the eye octopus sheep monster.

I know we all know: but I was flipping through Pratchett's "Making Money," and found this passage reminding us all that Mr Terry explicitly said Trans Rights. The G.O.A.T

Some masked lapwings have brought their 2 chicks to nest in my backyard. Cute right? WRONG! These guys are CUNTS! They're too dumb to nest in trees, trapped their babies in a fenced yard and keep SWOOPING MY DOGS when they go out to pee. These assholes have bone barbs on their wings. ASSHOLES!

Proud to announce that I worked on the Ironkin Steeljacks as part of the Warhammer Design team. Now available to buy: www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/l... Awesome paint job by @vincentknotley.bsky.social

Aura Farming? It could only be Dr. F. Bile MD. PhD. DMD. Surely doing said aura-farming unethically, in vats of some kind.

White Dwarf 515 has a great section on successor chapters that I contributed a model to, who would have guessed that it would be a Blood Angel? #paintingwarhammer #bloodangels #spacemarines #whitedwarf #warhammercommunity