Ancestry.com has my family tree on it. They know my father died 1989. Why the actual fuck are they telling me a DNA test would be a lovely Father’s Day present?!

Anybody else wish they would know when they were gonna die just for planning purposes? Like do I need to be saving for retirement or no?

I really need to get better at reapplying sunblock when I’m sweaty. I am anxiously awaiting the birth of 1 million newborn freckles.

I love stopping at the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop.

Ugh. Anybody else ever dream that they were having a meltdown and then wake up feeling messed up?

Oh my god, the cologne on this guy could vanquish armies. 🤢

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Yup.

There’s a sign near the elevators at the hospital encouraging people to take the stairs, and no offense, but if I were well enough to take the stairs, I wouldn’t be AT THE HOSPITAL! 🤣

I’m sorry to ask again. But they made me put $250 down on my $2500 hospital bill for the mental health stay. I don’t have it. I just need some help this month. My car payment is due and they’re charging me $20 extra for being late. If you can help, Venmo is QuiaraH and PayPal.me/Quiara. Thank you.

My sweet baby. She’s going to be so mad in a minute when I get up.

Ugh. This is my least favorite episode of house of the dragon. Poor dragons.

Listening to a true crime podcast where the murder has taken place in 1922 and the daughter loved back home with her parents after her husband was killed in the first world war. She has a school aged child and a two year old. And nobody has questioned where that two year old came from yet.

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

I just spent twenty minutes contorting myself around the cat trying to get back to sleep and she’s over here like, “We’re so cozy. This is the best.”

happy pride 💕

They are answering the phone now if any other NJ people want to call and let them know that you’re unhappy with their handling of the protests.

Just watching TV, as one does. I do not know why she won’t move. 🤣

This should be the conversation killer when it comes to Platner. He wasn’t drafted, he chose to join a mercenary group. He wasn’t starving or homeless. He comes from wealth. He chose to be a mercenary when the Marines told him to cover up the Nazi tat or GTFO. He chose to become a mercenary.

Anyway, I'm sick of hearing about him because every time I do it's yet another terrible thing that people will make excuses for, And the excuses are freaking me out!

I don’t think I could even physically talk as loud as one of my roommates does. Like my throat would be shredded. We are on different floors and I have earplugs in and a Barbara Streisand documentary playing at a much larger volume than normal and I can still hear her talking.

TW: periods Welp. This is the first time I’ve had anything approaching heavy bleeding since my surgery and now I’m terrified. Hopefully it was just a one off from sitting a long time and then standing suddenly.

I’m so glad and I Hope it works. A friend of a friend has pancreatic cancer and I want her to be able to see her youngest grow up. But I’m also re-reading the Newsflesh series right now so I’m also kind of like 😬

Poor Drogon

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

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Pandora keeps playing a commercial with country music in it and I keep having to snatch my earbuds out of my ears and it’s driving me up a wall. They shouldn’t play country at people who have thumbs downed every single country song they’ve been played.

Birds are more interesting than mama.

Why am I awake? 😫

I should not be watching the end of GoT right now. It’s so depressing.

Today I was so tired that I dragged myself out of bed and out to the car and drove for an hour only to find that I’d left my work computer at home. I drove back home and went to log in and realized I was just too completely done in for that and called out sick.

One of my friends apparently kept herself so willfully ignorant that she was able to utter the words “I bet if I did research, I’d find that the press is just exaggerating about it” today re Rowling being a huge bigot.

I need to hit a daily goal of $60 for the next 8 days to be able to pay rent on time. Can we do $60 today? TYSM for getting me this far, helping this disabled queer trans artist stay housed while trying to survive & deal w/ being medically complicated. 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ paypal.me/rookkilljoy CshApp/Vmo: foxrook

At $395 with ONE HOUR LEFT to catch up before I LOSE THE ROOM. If I do lose the room, it is GAME OVER. I can't even access the internet without the room, to try to get back inside. I have nowhere to go, and will D I E die if I can't stay housed. $395 of $750 including late fees. PLEASE HELP.

My company is moving out healthcare to a fucking AI platform. I have to look for a new job. I am so pissed off right now.

Dove got rid of the aluminum in my deodorant and wow, I’m pretty sure I’d smell less bad if I just didn’t put anything on my armpits.

I’m watching the infamous super dark episode of GoT again, and I have a much better TV this time and it’s so much more clear.

Me: Ooh, I’m much less late than I thought! *promptly throws 10 minutes into the abyss*

I am surprisingly good at “poison or snack” despite having no actual wilderness skills!

Sometimes I can’t even handle how adorable she is.

I love Jon Snow but he really does know nothing.

I already bought them, and I’m happy to say they’re very good!

Oh your job is ecological and educational preservation of oceanic creatures? Pay for your water! Oh your job is a creating a surveillance center that is masquerading as a fun place that allows goofy AI memes? Lol pay nothing and we'll cut of humans water so you can take it

They made my crown smaller this time and it’s kind of amazing. A bunch more of my teeth come together than used to before and I can chew on both sides of my mouth at the same time! I don’t have to pick!

I don't want to reply 'stop' to opt-out. I want you to not send me shitty unsolicited texts in the first place.

I love it when I find out local news because people I follow who live in other countries post it 🤣

I will be blocking anyone who is a dick about the picky eating thing. Seriously. I don’t need to add to my already existing mountain of trauma.

Does anyone have recommendations for a sports related gift for a six year old girl from the Boston area? Sports is my… whatever the absolute opposite of special interests is lol

An author I used to really love used to put out a book every year, but he hadn’t done that in a long time so I didn’t hang out in his Facebook group as much for a while. Then he put out a new one and there were a bunch of interviews and one was with his wife.