Somebody please save these poor astronauts, they literally can’t go anywhere.

When I posted a video about the Iran War and I said we were losing, I understood why I got a few comments asking “how are we losing?” After all, the myth of US military supremacy is prolific. But it’s been more than a month. Gas is $7 a gallon. You’re not allowed to be this uninformed and stupid.

Rewatched The Comeback in preparation for the new season, and I had forgotten just how incredible Season 2 is. The finale serves as such a nice final statement on Valerie Cherish as a character… that now I’m actually less excited for Season 3 because I am terrified they’ll ruin it.

I feel like the media and the economists want us all to be terrified about the incoming collapse of the US economy and possibly the dollar with it, and yet most of us millennials and Gen Z are just laughing hysterically as we fly off into the ravine like Thelma and Louise.

AI is not, in fact, "inevitable".

The last generation of VC investing has been underscored by the fact that venture money circles are filed to the brim with very wealthy people that are completely inconsolable that they missed the boat on Instagram/Amazon/Facebook/etc. So, they're susceptible to snake oil labeled The Next Big Thing

I ate an entire bag of 10 mg gummies, here’s what it taught me about B2B marketing.

At what point can we just give up on the United States as a concept and start over from scratch?

I’m imagining Leo going up to Timothee Chalamet at the Oscars after party and being like, “Oof, rough luck kid, been there. But don’t worry, how old are you?” “31.” “Oh yeah, so you only got like 10, maybe 12 years tops before they finally reward you for a role nobody remembers or cares about!”

I mean, these were pretty easy calls but still… damn Al! You ain’t invited to my Oscar pool anytime soon (because I don’t have one, but if I did you’re first on the list, big fan).

Fox & Friends are gonna say the Best Picture winner was Fuck ICE: The Movie and I want to be absolutely clear that they'll be right.

Funny and fitting final bit given the winner (that couldn’t have been planned, right?!) but in all seriousness… CAN Conan be Oscars host for life?

Congratulations to One Battle After Another, yes Sinners is great too but if you don’t think this award is well earned you didn’t watch the movie. And huge condolences to the one guy who lost $100k betting on Train Dreams on Kalshi.

It is 7:37pm and I am wrong.

It is 7:22, Michael B Jordan is winning his well-deserved Oscar, and I’m calling it right now: Sinners is taking home the big prize.

Man they REALLY hated Timmy’s ballet and opera slander, huh?

The Oscar director is QUICK to cut off the speeches this year, yet for some reason we got that extended bit with the Bridesmaids ladies that called attention to what a waste of time it was.

For once the movie with the best editing actually won Best Editing!

This Academy lady talks weird. I get she’s from Liverpool but she talks weird even for a Liverpoolian. The Beatles didn’t talk this weird.

My dog needs to poop and Hulu won’t let me pause the Oscars for more than 30 seconds so guess I’m missing Jimmy Kimmel. Oh no.

Avatar 3 wins VFX just to remind everyone that Avatar’s still a thing for some reason.

I’m sure someone will complain about how long the In Memoriam was this year, but honestly I think it was earned, and very tastefully done. The caliber of legend we lost since last year earned the length and the speeches.

The two front runners for Best Picture won their respective screenplay categories, so there’s still no telling which way this goes. It’s also the rare occasion where I don’t care because both are fantastic and deserve to win for different reasons. I almost HOPE we get that tie.

Delroy Lindo was robbed.

Kieran Culkin just endeared himself to me even more with that “Or didn’t want to” jab at Penn. Fuck Sean Penn, and fuck the academy for giving him that Oscar - should’ve gone to Delroy Lindo.

Tie for short film?!? That’s a thing that can happen? Is this foreshadowing for a Sinners/One Battle After Another tie?!

Yeah One Battle After Another deserves the casting award for putting Jim Downey in a giant Oscar nominated film, and for capturing Sean Penn’s true essence as “a creepy piece of shit.”

Burger King has joined Dominos in the elite club of businesses to advertise with the message “We heard you: our food sucks and we have decided to try to make it good instead”

Frankenstein was a slight disappointment (I liked it but didn’t love it) but it is absolutely winning the categories it deserves to win. Costumes and make up were gorgeous. I think it also deserves production design, fingers crossed.

If voting ended after Timmy made those comments I think he’s fucked. They are not going easy on him.

We don’t talk enough about how innovative live video production has gotten the last few years. The direction in that Sinners performance was IMPECCABLE. Coordinating all of those performers, the camera ops, timing it all perfectly to the music… absolutely incredible.

Amy Madigan winning minutes after Conan opened the show with a hilarious homage to the best scene in Weapons feels perfect in ways so few Oscar wins are. I’m so glad we’re finally taking horror seriously!

I made a Tiktok about how Israel essentially blackmailed Trump into invading Iran (because of the fact Epstein was likely a Mossad asset) and the response from Trump supporters has largely been “We aren’t losing this war!” They care more about “winning” than the reason the war is even happening.

Our leaders were credibly blackmailed by a foreign intelligence agency into starting a war that we are already losing catastrophically and for some reason this isn’t all anyone is talking about. I hate this era.

Nintendo could solve the world’s problems if they just announced a new bizarre Mario movie casting every day. Donald Glover playing Yoshi made me laugh almost as hard as I did seeing Benny Safdie is voicing Bowser Jr. And both only half as hard as I laughed seeing Mario be voiced by Chris Pratt.

Larry ain’t gonna like this one.

TikTok is doing that thing again where videos aren’t getting any views. Last time this happened was when we attacked Venezuela, wonder what the cause is this time… oh, right.

Posted a video where I pitched what I would do if I were president. It was mostly hypothetical but the comments are filled with people telling me to actually run. You need at least 217500 signatures across every district to be on the ballot. Video gets at least that many likes? I’ll consider it.

Just found out I could have gone to a Sundance event but was too depressed and overwhelmed by life to respond to an email and now it’s a full month later. But hey, at least I have chicken.

Netflix’s Top Model documentary be like: “We filmed this woman’s horrific sexual assault and played it on national television as if it were her fault for entertainment” Minutes later: “And that’s when Tyra Mania REALLY took off! But the stunts got sorta wacky, womp womp…”

Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.

If you want to watch a truly spectacular athletic competition, watch the Men’s Free Figure Skating. Dead serious. What Ilya Malinin is able to do feels mythical.

This Evil Rabbit man better sing American!

Disappointed Billie Joe didn’t go off script to start a “No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist USA” chant or use the revised “Stephen Miller has the floor” version of Holiday, or say “I’m not apart of the MAGA agenda” in American Idiot… but I suppose them being there at all is enough of a statement.

I’m making more money on a video where I said everyone in the Epstein files deserve “the types of punishments Dante would have written about” than any other single video I’ve made. On one hand, cool. On the other… that’s a… bad sign for the state of modern society, yeah?

I’m a big fan of Rob normally, but this is a bad take. I once had someone throw a copy of Chrono Trigger at my torso and it was horrible! The game broke and I was never able to get the secret ending where the game devs talk to you!

I made a video I probably shouldn’t have where I implied (pretty blatantly) that certain people should see a certain kind of punishment. It has 50k likes and counting and over 1k comments with even more… creative… ideas than I had. This brings me a sort of dreadful optimism that’s hard to explain.

Wouldja look at that? My disdain and skepticism for another tech startup turned out to be fully justified. Can’t wait until we learn that ChatGPT was just a few guys in the Phillippines too.