Does this smell like armpits and feet? 🌱

@winniethewoot.bsky.social carved a piece of chalk from a maple branch for me.🌱

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Billy Joel Wynton Marsalis Holly Cole Miami Sound Machine Regina Spektor Toledo Symphony Orchestra Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra Sonny Rollins Amy Grant National Symphony Orchestra *Phil Vassar (Nearly - his bus never made it to the fair)

This is right up @alexandraknew.bsky.social's alley.

I guess I missed a couple when I was lifting and sifting the dahlias last fall.🌱

J.K. Simmons as a bard.

I'd like to be under the sea In a heptapod's garden🌱 In the shade

Algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, topology, statistics

Duckie's Inferno 🌱🔥

Slightly increase a band. The Whos

Check out this brave little camper! 🌱 *Thumb for scale

Garden supplies talking dirty. 🌱

The average American has three friends.

Got a mass mail from a guy who wants to run for Congress. He needs help collecting signatures to be on the ballot. His big pitch is that he is the Trump endorsed candidate who can ensure we don't elect a socialist. He included a postage paid envelope. Wrote Fuck You on the letter and sent it back.

Sounds like this might be your kind of thing, @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social

This week's desk bouquet! 🌱

I think it's ill luck anytime one of your knockers starts to whistle.

My long covid pains have started coming back with a vengeance. I'd gone a long time without anything popping up, but my shoulder inexplicably hurt a couple weeks ago and now the outside of my left foot and ankle hurt so bad I can't walk unassisted. Fuck.

Ohio University, Akron U, Miami (of Ohio)

Who's bloomin' who? 🌱

The pelicans are back!

Read this whole thread. @winniethewoot.bsky.social

What did he do this time? Gas went up 35 cents. 4.29/gallon in central Wisconsin.

Just look at this weird guy, @mythbri.bsky.social

Does this count as two servings of fruit?

First desk bouquet of the year! 🌱 (Enjoy them while it lasts. There's only 3 weeks left in the semester.)

We're getting another good rain tonight and again on Monday, so I got out and did some planting. Potatoes in grow bags; crocosmia bulbs in pots; hollyhock, sweet peas, and hyacinth beans by the front trellis; tobacco and milkweed in the tough corner; wildflowers in the hellstrip. 🌱

Bumblebutt in a daffodil 🌱

Lose the M and ruin a book: Ender's Gae

Anybody want some tiny biscuits for breakfast? Comes with a side Toast.😺

Turns out it wasn't gophers after all. The bluebells have started popping up! 🌱

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

Went to the used bookstore. Came home with a little homework. 🌱

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Dapper cross dresser.

Is this man EVER not talking about himself?

The day before spring break I told my students to go to the library and find a resource for their research projects. Since it was right before break, I told them that a virtual visit to the library would also be acceptable. I love these kids.

I didn't know it got that cold in Mexico.

Well played.

Depluralize a movie: A Man and a Baby

Just in time for Easter! 🌱

Pray for my daffodils and crocuses. 🌱

Important news at a certain house in the cerulean sea.

It's been about a week and a half since I potted up the lifted bulbs and one canna and three dahlias are already showing signs of life.🌱