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No medical or science background. Heroine addict who drinks raw milk, eats roadkill, swims in the sewer, and collects raccoon penises. Makes major healthcare decisions based on conspiracies and his own imaginative methods. Republicans: 'This is the man who we need to lead America's healthcare.' 😕

The Texas legislature rammed through a gerrymandering bill at the request of Trump. Virginia actually voted in favor of redistricting to counterbalance what Texas and other Republican-controlled states have done. Yet only one is considered a "power grab." Oligarch-owned media in a nutshell.

Every time Democrats fight back...

Republicans started their gerrymandering war, and now whine like teething toddlers when Democrats fight back. Loyalty to Donald Trump shows nothing but weaakness.

The President doesn't even know what his own Vice President is doing, or where he is at any given time. Let that sink in...

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for? The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

I didn't have blatant attempts to cripple our military with a highly contagious respiratory illness while we are fighting a war on my bingo card.

Yes, Trump admires the Iranian people so much that one of the first bombs dropped in his war killed 170 school girls, then they went back 40 minutes later and bombed the same school again while crews were franticly trying to rescue any survivors.

White House: 'JD Vance will lead scheduled U.S. peace talks with Iran in Pakistan on Tuesday.' Trump: 'JD Vance will NOT lead our scheduled peace talks with Iran in Pakistan on Tuesday.' Iran: 'We have no scheduled peace talks with the U.S. in Pakistan on Tuesday.' *Flustercuck

Imagine the level of anger when someone within his administration has to inform Trump that he doesn't possess the power to fire JD Vance. 🤣

Had to do it...

Definitely a cult...

“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands...may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” —James Madison

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Trump: 'The Strait is fully open!' Iran: 'No, the Strait is not fully open!' U.S. Military: 'No, the Strait is not fully open!' Seriously, when will people stop believing Trump's lies?

One of the first things Democrats should focus on if they take back the House and Senate, is to immediately file articles of impeachment on the Seditious Six within SCOTUS, who are clearly bias, and willfully under the control of Donald Trump. NO MERCY for the corrupt!

In reality, the President of the United States is suing taxpayers for $10 Billion. Let that sink in...

Just an idea, but maybe don't believe everything Trump says

Tough titties... Bruce!

The Strait of Hormuz, which was open before Trump began bombing Iran... is now open again, and it only cost American taxpayers $51 BILLION... so far. Oh, and word is we may be giving Iran access to $20 billion in the process. Art of the Deal.

Here are the 7 senate democrats who voted to continue sending bombs to Netanyahu. Richard Blumenthal (CT) Chris Coons (DE) Catherine Cortez Masto (NV) John Fetterman (PA) Kirsten Gillibrand (NY) Jackie Rosen (NV) Chuck Schumer (NY)

“I’m not a doctor but I play one in the Bible.”

Trump is going to shit himself if he is asked to explain the difference between Jesus and a Doctor on his next cognitive test.

> @themaxburns.bsky.social

- Trump: Threatens genocide of an entire population of 93 million... on Easter Sunday. - MAGA: 'Yea, so?' - Trump: Attacks the Pope. - MAGA: 'Yea, so?' - Trump: Posts image depicting himself as Jesus. - MAGA: 'This is blasphemy!' Seriously? This is where they draw the line?

It's a real shame that Donald Trump's own family doesn't give a shit about his steadily declining mental state.

At what time can we expect Trump to publicly call Viktor Orbán 'low IQ', 'weak', a 'loser' for conceding?

How many Republicans will consider Viktor Orban's crushing defeat and think, "Is a Trump endorsement really a good thing?"

Mission accomplished.

How long before Trump begins screaming... 'WIDE-SPREAD VOTER FRAUD IN HUNGARY! VIKTOR ORBAN WON BY A LANDSLIDE!'

Orban concedes defeat. The support of Trump, Vance, Putin, Lavrov, Weidel, Milei, Le Pen, Fico, Babis and many others could not overcome Hungarian anger at a stagnant, corrupt regime www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Sir, is that the same tie you used around my ankles last night?

Welcome to Monday Morning's Market Manipulation...

Absolutely outrageous. 🤬

The U.S. Vice President is in Hungry... pitching for the interests of Russia... who is currently helping Iran target U.S. military... in a war started by the U.S. President... based on Israeli interests. We are living in the dumbest timeline ever.

I can't help but imagine how quickly MAGA will gladly hand their guns over, once Trump makes the demand. Especially since Trump and the GOP no longer believes in "due process". "I like taking the guns... Take the guns first, go through due process second" ~ Donald Trump

Trump's reasons for war with Iran: Iran killing protestors Regime change Iran enrichment of uranium Iran controlling Strait of Hormuz Results: 3,000 Iranian citizens killed Iran regime remains in power Iran can still enrich uranium Iran remains in control over Strait of Hormuz Seriously, WTF?

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." Imagine the fear if this was posted by a demented foreign leader with nuclear weapons... about the United States? Donald Trump IS a deranged terrorist, and must not be allowed to continue his presidency.

Remember when the President, the Vice President, the Supreme Court, and Congress all swore an oath, by law, to uphold the U.S. Constitution? Yea, what the hell was all that about?

The "President of Peace" broke peace... The "No New Wars" President started a war... The "Pro-Life" President is threatening to murder an entire civilization... How the f**k did we get here?

He means it this time.

To clarify, Nixon was on a shit-ton of drugs, but was not nearly as mentally f**ked in the head as Trump is, when his own generals were advised to deny direct orders from the President.

The Strait of Hormuz was open... before Trump closed it.

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

Even a clock is right... uh... three times a day? 🫤

How log before Trump nominates his new military subordinate leaders to become 5 star generals, with full confirmations by his obedient Congressional majority?

How many times did Trump, Leavitt, and Hegseth claim that we had “total command” of Iranian air space?! My buddy Ali Velshi brought some to receipts

Imagine if instead... these two idiots got their shit together and agreed on the same narrative?