If you thought of a number, good for you! You thought of a whole number that is only known to you! Keep it close, maybe one day it will be important.

Think of a number.

Completely forgot the TGA awards were today. Well ... goodnight!

There is a radio station in Minneapolis that has been stuck playing the same two second clip of a song for almost an hour and it is the greatest radio drama I have ever heard. Is there even anyone there who can fix this? cities971.iheart.com

Mini Reese's peanut butter cups are basically vitamins. C'mon people, they have peanut butter right in the name!

my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it

The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.

Happy turkey day!

This time of year Wario64 becomes a hazard to your timeline.

I know what you're thinking, what if steamed hams was just madness and computer bloops? Here you go. youtu.be/79SaA8GkWZ8?...

Came across Klingon Bluegrass music and now you get to hear it if you want to. youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...

@lordaethelstan.bsky.social does it have potential?

If you are working hard, please work less hard and maybe take a little vacation. People can die from being overworked.

If I have to eat one more chocolate bunny today, I will still not have eaten enough giant chocolate bunnies.

@patstaresat.bsky.social Remember how you said you hated playing games that weren't finished? Digimon Time Stranger just announced the release of the first of five DLCs which are scheduled until September 2026.

Perhaps someday I will live in a stable housing arrangement. That will be nice. For now, rented Mom's attic crawlspace with a sleeping bag is enough.

Yo @patstaresat.bsky.social any tips for someone who gave up Nier Automata after 9s because it was too sad?

Feeling tired, think I'll get in a quick 14 hour good nights sleep.

Happy Halloween! There is enough scary stuff going on in the world without more spooks from me. So boo?

Why did I have to become one of Dennis Leary's henchmen from Demolition Man?

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

@patstaresat.bsky.social Still too much?

Why is everyone sad that Dominos wasn't bought out by Bain Capital? It seems like they neatly avoided becoming the next Red Lobster.

Some day I hope to be half as disconnected from reality as Ichiban Kasuga.

Non-toxic edible soap is a million dollar idea just waiting to be explored. Also don't eat soap unless you really like having painful, extended bouts of diarrhea.

For those of you who don't appreciate having Google Gemini rammed down your throat, you can disable it in the Google app settings by switching back to Google Assistant and then disabling Google Assistant.

Anyone have any ideas on how to fund a ps5? I just learned that having no credit score excludes you from all financing options including stuff like klarna and Amazon pay.

Sometimes it's fun to be wrong, not right now, but sometimes.

@patstaresat.bsky.social Any plans to try this updated version?

Eating pie. It's apple pie, so that means it's good for me, right?

Why did Usher wish Xbox a happy Easter? youtu.be/UgADDXyWJEE?...

@patstaresat.bsky.social are you writing for hard drive?

Is petty vengeance a good reason to vote? How about anger at a person that can use the system to their benefit?

@ironmouse.vshojo.com razer is making a Cinnamoroll gaming setup! essential-japan.com/news/razer-a...

Money, why do you have to be the solution to all my problems? Why can't something like chocolate pudding ever be the solution?

@edzitron.com one of these days you should do a story on AI bros hatred of consent.

First Macho Man Randy Savage in 2012, now Hulk Hogan in 2025. Is it possible that professional wrestlers are somehow sacrificing their lives to stave off the apocalypse?

What is your favorite dinosaur?

@patstaresat.bsky.social Has anyone shown you this yet? NetEase is making a GTA-like with Spiderman powers. youtu.be/BMzzXYQ8zoQ?...

@patstaresat.bsky.social Have you thought about the next Beelining title you're going to tackle? I just replayed Wild Hunt for the nth time just doing main story missions, and it is a brutal but fun 10 hours.

It's getting harder to not care, but also Major Depression makes it very easy.

Just... just give up. I did. It was terrible, but eventually you don't care any more.

Now for the month where I try to make up for a year of bad choices. Looking forward to my ice cream buffet in October after a September of salads.

I've been playing Hollow Knight to get ready for Silk Song. I realized that I'm terrible at Hollow Knight. Got a feeling I'm also going to suck at Silk Song.

Is table-kun the greatest anime protagonist of all time? I think the obvious answer is yes!

People on this site tell the nicest lies.

@patstaresat.bsky.social When you said you were doing Hard Corps, I thought Uprising. You really went old school and decided to play the original. youtu.be/L8Tt_LUK9NA?...

I am really jealous of all those Irish poets from the 19th and early 20th century who just had to be honest about their terrible depression and it was considered amazing writing. Nowadays people accuse you of sounding like an angsty teenage girl.

As we all know, Alex Jones is deeply affected by food. He forgot his child's teachers name when he a a big bowl of chili, and he had a download from God over a chicken fried steak. My question, is Alex constantly eating chili to shield himself from the knowledge of the past and future God gave him?