if you ever think "should i get a coffee?" the answer is yes. its always yes. there is never a bad day, time, or place for a coffee. God made those little black beans to be made into a drinkable slurry, now drink up!

Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?

It's not stranger than fiction. This is the plot of Highlander fucking 2.

I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton." The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."

There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.

I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.

The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.

I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after

So apparently I can still use Bluesky in the UK, but I can't use DMs. Anyone who wants to tell me something will just have to @me instead!

I watched the Jordan Peterson thing, and I'm convinced that being obviously wrong all the time is the secret to his success. He's basically a target drone in debates but that keeps him prominent as long as he never runs out of things to say, which he never will

Strong petrichor smell! We were well overdue for some rain.

AI fake history pictures are worse than regular fake pictures, not because they're fake, but because too many people think they're using image generators to make something real.

So I decided to make a Lego Skeleton cake! #Legocake #Skeletoncake

Dana's Review of "Mad God": "It's just too many things turning to goo."

I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash

My most controversial political take is that it's OK for a republic to contain petty kingdoms.

Having long hair is nice but sometimes now I go to take a bite of sandwich or something and I somehow get a whole mouthful of hair.

This took me a second.. 😂

I was going to say "Angled", but I love fishing.

Yes, I am telling you a shrimp fried this rice!

Someone once said to me that the problem with being self employed is that your boss always knows what you're up to, fortunately my boss is pretty cool and respects my right to have a personal life.

Quick question, is this a real headline or my MK-Ultra activation phrase?

Apart from anything else this really demonstrates the outrageous amount of gaslighting that has gone on in the UK since 2010 to coax people away from the very obvious conclusion that trans women are women.

But doctor, I am the framer of the Equalities Act! www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

So this means trans men will be expected to use womens spaces? The UK Supreme Court:

That was just her walking home from school www.bbc.com/news/article...

Me: Trying to tell the world that Scotland is a land of beauty, poetry, learning... Scottish People: www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...

Currently reeling because I accidentally learned about the obnoxious debate bro who's currently in charge of academic free speech in England, he has a mathematics degree from Oxford and a philosophy degree from Cambridge, a combination of credentials that I can only describe as a nightmare.

@mathonwy.bsky.social What if we kissed under the incredibly long Mary Rose Museum Titanic thread? 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻💋💋💋💋💋

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

Hayekian economics is wicca for men

Butterflies and blossoms are here! 🦋🌸

There's a lot going on in the world right now but at least the British police have their priorities right, cracking down on barber shops and American candy stores. Protecting us from the dual perils of skinfades and Hershey's chocolate!

I was going to let this go but it fell on my timeline twice so I'm going with nope! The fact is we have very little idea about why and how visored helmets were used (other than the obvious) and it's very likely that the modern military salute is a stylized hat tipping gesture dating to the 1700s

Caesar turning a big dial that says "monarchy" on it and looking to the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

I am putting so much effort into remaining calm right now!

Me having a chat with my secret boyfriend while Dana is away.

Hear me out, though. You can crank start these things so they're immune to EMP, that might end up being a very important feature the way things are going. www.forbes.com/sites/davida...

Tha piotsa blasta!

a little Moby Dick humor

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, I cannot listen to it at all, and I like NIN!

This is a deluded take, and it's very easy to debunk. Even granting that medieval people had a lot of freedom and rights on paper, the majority of medieval Europe lived in serfdom or a similar status with access to none of those freedoms.

Grüße gehen raus an alle Lexikograph*innen

Histriko

I told my housemate they spend too long sorting the recycling, I was fined for policing waste time!

One of recent history's great ironies is that Space X would probably have gone bankrupt if not for the first Russian invasion of Ukraine. When Russia stopped supplying rocket engines to the US, NASA urgently needed a US company and Space X was already making their own engines.

Worst part is that the otter was uninvited. That's just rude!

Magic money machine not paying out. "Prosperity gods may be angry." Say local wise folk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...