there’s something so pleasurable about writing with a sharp pencil. and i prefer Ticonderoga to mitsubishi

i got triggered ill admit

I think curry barker was influenced by saya no uta (derogatory as fuck)

playing professor layton and I just know im solving all these puzzles the stupid way

one of the greatest.

I think im pmsing. I can tell cuz I can’t stop crying, everything feels hopeless, and by the end of my workday my hair looks disgusting n 12 hours after washing

they’re putting fake underwater caving disaster stories on tiktok to trap the unsuspecting

these days its basically impossible to feel good about being american but eurovision season comes close

ripper, magazine screenshot, dos (1996) archive.org/details/pc-p...

the concept of a cult classic is long obsolete

simon pegg playing jack quaid’s dad on the boys

when I get POTS dizziness at home I like to dramatically collapse to the ground

im fine with makeup “being skincare” but im sick of putting on a skincare sample and slowly realizing its primarily meant to be a makeup primer

love my cat’s occasional lazy eye

apple just marks every call as potential spam now. im blaming ai

googled a new wristwatch that i was vaguely curious about and all the news articles are full of ai generated image “theories” about what it will look like. just one of those daily annoyances you have to confront now

3.45 more hours of work gf

it’s traumatic to have a mom who hates fragrances

i clearly have a much stricter understanding of “barely visible” than most game devs

The more so, I say, because truly to enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold

the worst part of being a woman is walking by men and them performative spitting on the ground. the grown man version of doing a backflip

The desire https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/20058

Whenever someone has a take that’s like “ok this viral video is bad but let’s have some perspective about this being for views on social media” the agreements are always deranged

computer art, antic, magazine (1984) archive.org/details/1984...

“So… I’m going to shoot the president”

feeding my cat like 50 less calories a day and she’s doing Attica to me

lee cronut the mummy

thought this was the YUUUUUUUP guy for a second

salons charging extra for washing your hair. im sorry but where do you get off

I Love Preggers 45

This Girl's Breeding Room

Beautiful falling diagonal in this early luxury still life by Jan Davidsz de Heem, 1634. He was born on this day in 1606.

cat weighed herself this morning

cat weighed herself this morning

fear and hunger certified sick as fuck

borderline by daylight

trying to buy my cat the food that’s got the biggest butthole concentration

got a new giga nasal allergy spray and it sort of has a cooling effect. absolutely everything should have a cooling effect. nothing should touch me without pointless tingling sensations

watched ep 1 of edge of darkness. top to bottom most insane thing ive seen in my life

tired in the way you feel tired when you get a sunburn except i just worked all day. i wasn’t on the beach at all

by far the worst part of ai is the standardization of it. Theres no universe where i get trained on ai (only a matter of time) and come away with a scintilla of acquired skill

when a vitamin gummy company comes out with a body wash. ya this is why consulting fell off

when you’re vacuuming cats be like “i thinkkkk I’ll go hide under the couch, where no particulate matter would ever accumulate”

Just saw the cost of toilet paper. You’re on meth if you’re not using a bidet

just say the line….just say the damn line!!!!!