The Chicago Bears Take Down The Philadelphia Eagles on Black Friday 🐻

Never thrifted a book so fast

Sisphus except his boulder is remembering to take his goddamn pills every day.

I think I just found a piece of @gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social out in the wild in the window of a bookstore?

Godspeed, redditor who seems determined to give himself an ant infestation because he thinks they will eat the bedbugs he already has.

I realized I never posted her about finding her! Got a tracker collar on her now so it shouldn't be so stressful if it happens again.

One of my high school gym teachers had a running bet, that if any students bowled a perfect game while he was there- he would give them his old car. He said one kid almost did it, but got a spare in the 7th frame. I believe that he would have followed through. Loved having a bowling alley next door.

My cat got out last night. Took off work to look for her. Crawled under a lot of porches and trailers today to look for her. Cat trap is out with some food and a shirt of mine, and a camera facing it. Im so tired. I've had a lot of help too. Very grateful for it. So tired tho.

sometimes i'll hear a song i really really like, find out it's a cover of a bob dylan song, then listen to the original and feel like i'm being pranked

The song thats been stuck in my head for almost a year has been a FUCKING AD. The Nike "We got us" ad must have gotten in my head last football season, and never went away.

The Incredibles is still the best superhero movie ever made

When you ask somebody to google something and they read back the AI overview instead.

On a rare occasion I was forced to use youtube without an adblocker, and I got an unskippable ad for a porn addiction recovery program? And underneath, an ad for ivermectin.

Fungi keeping this pine cone company #fungifriends

I love Holes. It was the best book several of my teachers had in their classroom, so I read it at least 3 times. Just randomly caught the movie last night cuz my tv home screen said it was free on tubi. Totally holds up as an adult. Also that one Weezer song about peaches always reminds me of it.

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

I had all my car windows rolled down, and this bird just flew through my car and scared the crap outta me!

Cat is sleeping in, and I really wanted coffee so I moved the coffee maker into the farthest possible room, and covered it up in blankets to muffle the sound. It worked! Ours has a bean grider built in, so its loud as hell.

At the concert last night there was unsurprisingly a big ozzy tribute, but I also really loved it when the trumpet started playing feels so good and everyone started cheering for Mangione.

I found a 6 armed starfish yesterday. First one I have seen in the wild. #marinelife

Infinite minesweeper is my favorite phone game ATM.

Disco Elysium inspired commission by @liricita.bsky.social is HARDCORE TO THE MEGA

Is there a word or phrase that means the opposite of "second wind?" Because whatever that is, im going through it right now.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again! #marinelife

1. Mac Miller 2. Thundercat 3. Steely Dan 4. Emerson, Lake, and Palmer 5. Budos Band 6. Flying Lotus

Having a lot of fun with oblivion remastered. Being a mage is so much better than in skyrim.

Need alone is not enough to set power free, there must also be knowledge. - Ursula Le Guin

Currently in my wafer cookie era. Made the mistake of eating them in bed the other night and the crumbs... THE CRUMBS.

Raccoons basically have hands, and the mischief they sew is endless. Same with all the primates. I'm starting to think if you give anything smart enough hands, it will end in no good. A jellyfish with hands would probably be fine. This person's dad was 100% right.

Today on the phone my dad was making the case that if dogs had human hands they wouldn't be loyal at all. If dogs had hands we would finally see them for who they really are.

The more I read Le Guin the more she cements herself as my favorite author. I am reading Tehanu for the first time, and it is so good. Savoring this book like a vintage wine, rereading lines multiple times so they sink in fully. Lots of interesting commentary about gender, and gender roles.

People are yelling at this guy, but if you know any liberals in your personal life you know its true! It shows how a lot of people just refuse to talk to anyone who doesnt share their politics. Which is baby minded. Grow up. Talk to people you disagree with.

It’s always “We launched these tardigrades into space!” “We froze them to absolute zero!” “We threw them into an erupting volcano!” Never “We took these tardigrades on a holiday. They’re getting tiny massages and sipping little umbrella drinks on the beach.”

Nothing makes me feel like a bigger loser than accidentally getting achievements on reddit. Yep, they have those now. Have for a while. So fucking dumb.

Mac miller laser show last night 🔥

Jojolands is great. Love getting to read a jojo part as its coming out for once!

10 years ago today, my friend and I met chuck palahniuk. I really wish I had struck any other pose. But I was in middle school, so oh well. Could have been worse. I was always jealous that my friend was the one getting "strangled."

When it comes to fights, crazy beats strong almost every time. Hal was right.

It is so hard to get a peaceful picture of the two of them together. But damn, do I love these cats.

Beginning at 2:01 AM UTC on Friday morning, May 23, all British territories will have been simultaneously forsaken by the sun.

Eating potato chips at the office? Might as well be shooting off fireworks inside with the noise.

Two grandparents dead in a week. Wish I could take a month off of work.

I gotta finish andor before I log back in I think

Thank fuck for lactaid

Bears fans currently wondering if the pope has every said "fuck the packers" or not. Apparently he is more of a baseball guy, but he is a chicago sports fan so there is a chance.

I worked a high school job fair today, and it was funny being on the other side of the table for the first time.

Finished reading "Choke" by Chuck Pahlaniuk last night. And I really loved it. I've been attending a book club, and last week they asked us to pitch our book to the rest of the group in 3 words. "Sex addict Jesus" was a hit. I think I convinced at least one person with that.

Hummingbirds are cool. But when flies up behind you it sounds like a giant insect, and one of them managed to scare me good!

When I open the fridge, all my food hears boss fight music