Everytime I listen to this I always half expect rupaul to somehow pop up out of nowhere like a jack in the box being wound

Went to see the city orchestra rehearse (free event yay communism) and they didnt even play any of his shit they had on the bill im boycotting

FINALLY nipples repierced whew I felt naked there for a couple of months

I will never learn how to pronounce saint-saëns. This I promise you

Alone at the office finally

Sudden urge to play The Godfather (2006 video game) for the PS2 again. It's such a beautiful steaming pile of meh-to-okay tier licensed slop to me

Dancing queen

Okayyyyy keep it going whack outlook and teams next for me real quick

This phallic ass branch I saw yesterday

M4M Tsundere Bully Mr Burns Verbally Abuses You ASMR BF Experience Roleplay (You're Smithers!)

Dude baldurs gate 3 is so freaking amazeballs awesomesauce I just finished playing embrace durge for the first time since launch/the very earliest patches and I was floored at how much cool stuff theyve added into the game waoooowww

(taking a normal shit in a normal toilet) this is so fucked up

Pulling my foreskin taut and playing it like an upright bass

thinking about vampire piss what yall divas doing

Werewolf piss for me today

waaaait,,,,,, do you think its somehow different from vampire piss, like muskier

For my mouths sake I hope YES !

Need me one of these so people will stop trying to talk to me at work

My fingers are soooooo cold need to warm them up inside someones uncle

t h i c c t i g e r b u t t

So my ideal workspace is essentially a dark room with padded walls

Nobody in this god damn building seems to know how to turn off the office lights when they leave the room im so mad I could post hole

Woke up from a nightmare to me half asleep annoyedly shushing myself out loud... cant have shit in this house

New cupcakke huge day for people of the faggotious persuasion (me)

CupcakKe announces new album, ‘The BakKery,’ out Friday, October 24th.

Man what the fuck was I doing in 2020😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Are you a verb in an atelic sentence because I want to do you forever

Had to take out my septum in the morning and forgot to put it back in ive felt so naked all day at work :(

I think Sister Nancy couldve aimed higher I mean one in three million is still pretty common on a global scale like you should think bigger. But it is a humorous number to name out I'll give her that

I'm dancing barefoot and buttpregnant

at the Ethical No Smiles Refused Ethical Fun Romp

i am currently being or attempted to be pimped out to oomf-in-law by oomf and honestly i am finding this whole situation hilarious

a heterosexual brushed its tongue today, did you?

They should invent a coffee that doesnt make your tongue look like a painting victim

This website needs a return to last viewed post button or something ive got a weeks worth of skeets to catch up on

People who only post about their illn*sses are so freaking boring oh my god so unchic. If I wanted to hear about your bodily functions I would ask 1. Damn you piss with that thing 2. Can you make it jump up and down and side to side

Sick leave over reenterings into society are now lemmi grab this work week by the bawls with my mouth maybe gargle and swirl them around a lil and then work my way back up to the tip again YAY

It’s October which means

Got a doctors appointment tomorrow for this mystery illness or whateva and its the same distractingly hot doctor I had last time.. lets hope he takes my temperature rectally with his freaking wiener eoowwwww

she is literally just like me

guys bein' dudes

Finally feeling normal ish after a week and a half of being edged and tortured by a mysterious affliction okayyyyy let me pull myself together and reenter society mama needs a red bull and a pack of ciggies

Y’all got one more week to pretend your dicks are fat, next week I’m gonna start quote tweeting the liars #FCF

ill gouge my eyes out before i watch a youtube short

New citizens initiative to implement a nonbinary gender marker okayyyyy love that... cosigned because that was some real shit you said... but do I think it will ever actually pass parliament?

Throwing some serious fucking ass to the futurama theme song as we speak