C'mon, Leeds. Time to do the right thing and wear the new away kit in the last game against West Ham. It's for the greater good.

Views are my own etc. etc.

If they ask nicely, perhaps Bielsa will let them use his PowerPoint presentation deck? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Now it would be funny if City drop points tomorrow and Spurs pick up at least one point tomorrow ... only to deprive Sky Sports of the opportunity to completely over-hype the final day of the season.

Christ, Newcastle. Get with the program, will you.

Right then. Over to you, West Ham! #WHUFC

I have so much love for this group of players! #LUFC

Yes!!! Get in!!! Brighton's defence already on the beach. DCL wasn't!

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Get in there, Bulgaria. Congratulations. No idea if they deserved to win or not, but they're not Israel and that's good enough for me. #Eurovision

Denmark has quietly moved up to second, which means we'll qualify for next year's Champions League. Right? #Eurovision

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

In terms of quality, this flag is streets ahead of what was on show today in the FA Cup Final.

This #FACup final would have been a lot better with Leeds in it. This is dire!

Get in!!! K'nell!!! Fitba, eh. #HMFC

The Netflix series "Legends". Can recommend.

Yes that is a real issue here is the link of you want to see what they’ve done without the pop up nonsense www.tommychooseslove.org?utm_source=W...

This is brilliant...... “Tommy Robinson’s far right march has unwittingly raised over £100k for refugees. “Over 2,000 of you have chipped in to make tomorrow’s far right march the biggest sponsored walk for refugees EVER.”

YES!!! This is exactly the sort of completely random - but awesome - trivia I'm here for.

Nepo baby musician

That slowed down Spurs version of "When The Saints Go Marching In" really is terrible.

So much to unpack here, I don’t even know where to begin …

Very little has changed in Merton

Why couldn't Villa have played like this last Sunday?

Hope the spider is OK.

TIL that watching a colony of puffins just going about their daily business and doing puffin-y stuff is weirdly soothing and wholesome

Unexpected plot twist on the National Trust's puffin cam when a pigeon made a brief appearance. #PuffinCam www.youtube.com/live/zt3MCin...

Happy puffin day to those who celebrate

It's like the full bingo card of quotes and explanations.

"... this looks like something that has been created against me ..." It has, Stuart. By you.

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

That was an unbelievably poor game of football. Spurs weren't great, but Villa did everything they could to make Spurs look like 1970 Brazil.

That there London

Good work, Bournemouth.

A Roman goes into a bar and asks for a Martinus. The barman says, 'Don't you mean a Martini?' And the Roman says, 'If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'

At last. The AI use case we’ve all been waiting for.

Just been out to get some stuff from the shop. Wimbledon is crawling with Huddersfield fans in their Tesco carrier bag design football tops.

And long may it continue!

Any moment now would be a good time for Darlow to sit down and play injured. That's how the Premier League works, isn't it?

Miles offside! 😬

Starting to feel quietly confident now.

Oh my ...! What a well-worked goal that was.

Not one single Burnley player springs to mind as someone who would strengthen our team. Perhaps Zian Flemming as a squad player at a push. But other than him ... nah!

BOOM!!!! Get in!!!

Fuck this guy in particular

Threat level = "severe" ... for a Surrey v Sussex county cricket game. WTAF!?!?

With the threat of relegation hanging over them, Spurs decide to launch a Peppa Pig themed range of merch. Pure comedy gold which is guaranteed to cheer up their fans. 🤣