Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts. And. Prayers.

Here our Chancellor of the Exchequer is displaying a complete failure to understand the basic idea of taxation as investment in your own wellbeing. The young person whose education you’re paying for is doctor or nurse who will one day look after you or the teacher who will educate your children.

Another point on our travels. Frustrating second half after a very good first half.

"I was going to vote for Burnham. Now I'll back Reform" ... said no-one. Ever!

More members of Liz Truss's cabinet are in Reform than in Badenoch's shadow cabinet...

South coast derby day in the Championship

I mean, the guy's not wrong ... mainly because the Titanic hit an iceberg and now nearly 4km below water.

And yet there are still people in this country who think that Farage is a man of the people ...

LOL wot ... did the Wrexham v Leicester commentators on Sky Sports just refer to Max Boyce's "Hymns & Arias" as the Welsh national anthem a minute ago?

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

Fabrizio ROMANO Schmid 🙂

This is just brilliant 😂

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers 2. Greenland isn't for sale 3. Go f**k yourself

16th minute of injury time. Just keep your concentration, lads, and we’ve got this …

Absolutely LOL at the Liverpool defence there 🤣

Read another book ffs

It's not voters fault. It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.

Tottenham Hotspur, improving the mental wellbeing of Arsenal fans since 1882.

The leaders of all five Greenland political parties, including the PM, have issued a joint statement: “We don't want to be Americans, we don't want to be Danish, we want to be Greenlanders.” “The future of Greenland must be decided by Greenlanders… We must decide our country's future ourselves.”

dear mr trump, my name is rupert and i am 68 years old. the evil keir starmez is trying to take away our access to mr musk's magical paedophile machine, a fundamental assault on british values. please deploy enola gay over london our country yearns for freedom

"We need Greenland because we don't want Russia as a neighbour"

The Native American tribes will be very happy to hear this.

Trump supporters

It would appear Preston have decided to concentrate on the battle for 12th place in the league

Been sent this via WhatsApp

Well that was a crazy game of football

🎶 AARONSON AGAIN, OLÉ OLÉ! 🎶

Medford Messi

GET INNNN!!!!

I will have turned into a pumpkin by the this game finishes

Hell yeah! Spuds have equalised against Bournemouth.

Get in!!! DCL you beauty!!!

Hah! Yes!

Of course it was Harvey Barnes ... 🙄

BOOM!!!! And just like that!!! Get in!!!

What on earth has happened to Aaronson to suddenly make him play football like an actual footballer?

C'mon, Leeds. Get into them.

Jeez! Spurs being utterly Spurs-y again 🙄

Amount of blood US has expended defending Greenland: zero. Amount of blood Denmark has expended defending the US: 43 Danish soldiers gave their lives in Afghanistan, responding to a US appeal under article 5 of NATO. Ogles has no idea about any of this, because he's an incompetent buffoon.

Of course there’s a Leeds United museum in the middle of provincial Denmark. I used to follow Jørn Simmenæs over on the other place, but sadly haven’t seen him on here. #NotFamous www.tvsyd.dk/hedensted/jo...

I have to say though, neither West Ham nor Forest look particularly good.

LOL ⚒️

“RUBEN AMORIM HAS TURNED THIS FOOTBALL CLUB AROUND!”

Our most sincere condolences to the friends, family and loved ones. #lufc 💙💛🤍 www.leedsunited.com/en/news/club...

I'm old enough to remember Man City v Chelsea being a dreary and uninspiring 2nd division fixture.

Leeds United have gone seven consecutive Premier League games without defeat for the first time since November 2001. (Squawka)

Fuck off, Katie Miller (whoever you are)!

A couple of winnable home games on the horizon and a couple of away games where we can realistically pick up points. Feeling unexpectedly positive here.