This woman is ranting because her boyfriend bought his ex (and the mother of his two kids!!!) gifts for Mother’s Day. Were they just not supposed to get their mom anything for Mother’s Day because he has a new girlfriend‽ THIS AIN’T ABOUT YOU. Like…at all.

Youngest doesn’t feel well and 😭😭😭

“Hey…I forgot my cousin’s graduation is in two weeks, do you want to come with us to [north of San Francisco] so I don’t have to do all the driving?” wow what an enticing offer

Why did I get a VIP invite to a thing in Vegas with Snoop Dogg and a bunch of sports watching and an included open bar? Unclear!! Did I RSVP to it? Duh 😂😂😂

Crying the happiest tears bc we put up enough of a fight that they’re not gonna close our school 😭😭😭😭😭

lordy Philly can’t score with a 5 on 3

okay look I am not condoning crimes but i would simply like to know who this group is i have some suggestions related to student loans if they want to listen

People who don’t love peonies are wrong. That’s it.

Posts that are like “Here’s a non-overwhelming way to declutter your house: Step one: remove everything from your kitchen cabinets and your closet.” Listen. I’m already overwhelmed just READING step one. I KNOW me and I KNOW that will end with everything in my kitchen and bedroom out..for days.

I truly do not remember the last time I was delayed out of DFW. And I don’t remember the last time I was *not* delayed out of IAH. I hate this damn airport so much.

The just paged Charles Barkley to D5 lmao

Bad Bunny at the Met Gala.

ROBOT UMPS IN THE SEC 😲

I was on TOP of it. Flew through customs & pre-check and even remembered to join the lounge waiting list when I was in the customs line so by the time I got there, I’d be off the list. Got the “you’re off the list” message as I got to the elevator. Except…I joined the DFW waiting list 😂

Brain doing that dumb “not gonna let you fall asleep bc what if you don’t wake up for your flight!!!!” thing

ok I’m actually gonna go to sleep before it gets here lol I hafta wake up in the morning to leave

Room service: it’ll be there in 20 minutes an hour an 20 minutes later…… Like They’re the best mozzarella sticks I’ve ever had (assuming they’re the same as they are at the other resorts) but I also hafta sleep so like….are they coming or are they gonna sit in the closet all night idk

I’ve been adopted by two old couples who have kids my age and this is better than hanging out with people my age tbh

A couple asked me to take pictures of them at sunset, so I asked her to take some of me. At one point I laughed while she took pictures (god bless women for snapping candids at the right moments). I usually hate laughing pictures but I love this. I look happy. Lipstick on my teeth and all.

Eavesdropping on couples’ fights on vacation is one of my favorite pastimes and I’m never going to be sorry about it.

No, thanks. I prefer bone-in cauliflower.

help 💀💀

well that seems like it should be cheating idk why but

we better BTHO OU

I used to be really good at traveling solo. I also used to enjoy my own company a lot more. These are related to the same thing and I’m gonna get back to the place where traveling solo is fun *because* I love hanging out with myself but right now it feels weird and I just have to sit with that.

I asked when I ordered about this “seafood casserole” soup what kind of seafood comes in it. She said fish. It came out. It has shrimp and mussels. Not a single fish to be found. What.

All inclusives are so funny. This woman walked up to the bar with her yeti and asked for Casamigos, no ice. And the lady poured a LOT. Asked if that was enough, and she asked for more. Got more. Here’s your yeti full of Casamigos, neat, maam. 😂😂😂 Like???

Me: puts a gallon of sunscreen on because I’m in Jamaica and it’s sunny and beautiful so obviously I am going to go lay in the sun Also me after two minutes: omg it is WAY too hot I forgot I actually hate the sun get me in the shade immediately

omfggggg my friend from HS is in Mexico and Spirit Airlines just……quit 😂 we all knew they were bad vibes but LORDT “sorry, figure it out for yourself” is not what I expected, even from that trash company

canNOT believe I am about to be at DFW 90+ minutes before takeoff. this can only mean one thing: i left thirty four things at home that I would have remembered in that last 45 minutes.

Welp

I’m standing on the street alone waiting for my ride and a man was approaching on the same sidewalk I was on and well before he got to me he said, “just wanted to say Howdy because I’m walking your way!” and not because I’m an Aggie and it was a howdy, but the shoulder drop I felt in that moment.::

Tyler Myers can take about five hundred seats 😐🫠😐🫠😐🫠

lmao high noons are NINETEEN DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS at the Stars game. WHAT. 8-packs are $17.99. LOL. also an actual cocktail is either $20 or $22.50 So….bonkers????

Have we gotten rid of all the men yet‽ Someone asked for a referral for someone who got fired for [laid out facts of someone being fired for disability] and this dumbass man pipes up like “Texas is at-will they’re SOL” ??????? Go away???? You have no idea what you’re talking about??????

The worrrrrrrrrrat

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Our school always sends us this google form to fill out to help pair our kid w/ their teacher for the next year. My issue is the questions are like How would you describe your child’s learning preferences/experience? What traits are most ideal for your kids teacher? How does your child learn best?

🎶 WE SENT LOVE TO A HOPELESS PLACE 🎶

I love when someone spells something out, gives step-by-step instructions in painstaking detail, and someone responds with, “could you be more clear?” No, I actually don’t think she could have?????? Be better at your job, dude.

YASSSSSSSSSS

BS

Wooooooooooooof

I was about to be SO LAD if they put him in the box for that

It wasn’t my kid’s bus, but one of the other kindergarten buses had a wreck on the way back from the field trip. Another bus had to come pick everyone up on the side of the highway in the rain and then they all had to go to the nurse when they got back. NIGHTMARE.

All these streaming services that want me to pay to RENT movies on this platform that I already pay money to every month…. THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT. I pay a set amount of money for the month. I get to watch on your platform that month. No subscription? You can rent a single movie. Fixed it for you!

Can’t believe we lost at horses

Borrrrring

The way I would be telling this teen I’m not paying full price for these lol

Don’t love that LSU got the first 10.0 bc ugh LSU but LOL it wasn’t OU