I don’t understand how no matter how many times I watch this stupid football show it makes me WEEPY every damn time. I keep thinking “oh, I’ve seen it so many times now, that lump in my throat will vanish and my eyes won’t possibly cry as many tears” but every time, I’m wrong.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I’ve been catnapped 😽

The three genders (men, women, and cashmere)

I differentiate between are they my friend or are they my Friend™️ based on whether I know they’d hop a plane (or closer friends obvs hop in the car) if I called and said I needed help doing a Goodbye Earl.

I’m not sure there’s anything I love more than a freezing cold hotel room with a big ol comfy bed.

lol Landry Clarke just 💀 that guy

Wedding is tonight and I still have no idea what I’m wearing YOLOOOOOO

Fuzzy is refusing not to be on this Zoom rn 🤣

IDK HOW THEY DID IT BUT THEY DID IT

It is too late for the alarm that I just set 😴

Gonna take my kid to Kyle Field tomorrow and there’s a 100% chance I’m gonna cry 🥹

My youngest just asked if she could measure her dad and me to see if we are the same height, since we are the same age now. Bb girl he is still over a foot taller than me I did not grow a foot in my sleep 😂😂😂

😊

Really wanted to take my oldest to her first football game but my options are either leave here at the asscrack of dawn to get to College Station for an 11 am kickoff which seems miserable OR take her into enemy territory for the Texas game which ALSO seems miserable

I think I’m gonna take off tomorrow and get a massage and then just go shop and eat all day.

what i really want to know is whenaburger

I think I might fall asleep before this game is over.

NOAH AGAIN

Oh hey Noah Thomas

Carole do you think the government gets a thousand dollars per text sent from their state or what exactly are you saying here????

My Texas friend thought I would be rooting for them to set up a bigger matchup against us and LOLOLOLOL

😯

Bro TRUST ME we have enough to be embarrassed about as it is, but a STATE TROOPER who is in no way affiliated with A&M surely ain’t one of them??? Like? What??? Our school removed the guy and he’s now under investigation by his own agency. Let us be embarrassed by our Board of Regents in peace.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am….not loving this

Everything was working why did you do……..THAT?!?!?

Being in a hair salon and being unable to SCREAM right now is TESTING ME

WE HAD ONE YARD WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL ARE YOU DOING

IS THAT JAKE SPAVITAL IN THE BOOTH OR WHAT

NEVER ANY DOUBT!!!

GIMME DAT PICK SIX PLAY OR THE SCOOP AND SCORE OR EVEN JUST THE REGULAR OL INTERCEPTION/FUMBLE RECOVERY (But I would feel better if the defense could just go ahead and put the points on the board bc they got us in the damn red zone last time and…well…)

I thought we were allergic to the end zone 😱

Was really mad at myself earlier for months ago making a Saturday afternoon hair appointment in November (I have my bday and a wedding this week so it was needed), but maybe I’ll be better off during the second half with wine in my hand at the salon.

DEER GOD

Idk why he didn’t go for that 😑

This is infuriating to watch

Woke up nervous about this HUGE RIVALRY GAME we have today!!!!

At home 🥴

Do we think tickets to the Texas game will get cheaper if they lose to Georgia this weekend? Or is it not going to matter bc rivalry game

Yikes @ the 5 being like “naw, you know what, it seems like pretty humane treatment to me!”

I won’t even send my mom the Netflix password in writing and these people are doing crimes via email. WILD.

I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks this is breaking news has been living in a different world than I have for the last decade.

Okay but like. Now I just wanna sit outside in the hot tub all night waiting to see if I can see 🌚🌚🌚

This is currently from my apartment, looking toward the city, in far SOUTHERN OKLAHOMA. Entire sky is full of color with this sub storm.

Kroger……advertising that kids eat free on headstones when SNAP benefits are cancelled and families can’t eat is……A CHOICE. Like, Halloween was 12 days ago so if this was some Halloween marketing, you reallllly should have pulled it by now. “We’ll feed your kids for free til they die” is all I get.

It’s the all caps that convince me.

I went outside to try to see northern lights bc I read that a place like 40 minutes straight west of here could see them and it was just stars ☹️ And my burb is actually surprisingly dark? Like in this weird black hole away from all the freeways and bright lights so we can usually see stuff. Sigh.

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

I love that we’re all sky posting. Easily the most vivid red I’ve ever seen 📍Central MN