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Daaaaaa pope

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

I learned more about how the Vatican is structured from #DanBrown #angelsanddemons than I ever did in Catholic school

The sun is awake. Therefore I am awake. The moon reflects sunlight…. That explains the insomnia

Caption this photo #borzoi

I just wanna talk to the design manager of the human body please? I have to file a complaint. Or several.

Spring be springing

Hi have you heard about our lord and savior Duo? He is truly forgiving of my streak breaks and now has risen from his time as a Tesla pancake #duolingo

Oh shit i haven’t updated this in a minute uh… Hi! Anyone else in a constant state of “If I don’t get five minutes of quiet I’m going to crashout so hard the French Revolution will look like a polite argument”?

A decade together and an eternity to come. I love you ❤️❤️ #engaged

Oh to be a noodle in the sun

Listen to your body or it will make you listen later and it will choose the worst time to do it

My pretty girl

It’s not morning until Eowyn begins her assault on my patience and my breakfast

Chapter 6 hinto

Damn they really out here pulling a rapid replay of world’s worst hits in the US government huh?

She can fly

Where was I? Chapter five? Chapter five hint!

French Toast bar for the friendos~

Yall remember Dangan Ronpa? Remember how quickly despair incited the populace into a full on apocalyptic rebellion led by popular figures? Remember how we couldn’t fathom how this could happen in a realistic dystopia? Maybe I’m just overthinking parallels

Your anger is valid. Your fear is understandable. Do not let either consume you. Just… breathe…. One step at a time. Reactivity is a weapon of the oppressor

What is she begging for: wrong answers only

“You’re such a good resource” “Yep! I’m a public library: full of trivia and underutilized.”

E-M-P-A-T-H-Y Spread it around!

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE? WHAT IS IT DOING? HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

Chp 4 cryptic hint

Brb getting good at gongi

Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow Me [under breath]: motherfu- Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus

The fastest way to lose good employees is to fire the good managers for no good reason. #fuckcapitalism

Chp 3 cryptic peek

When did my sick food become egg drop soup and s&s chicken? Who knows but I’m not complaining

Hint for chp 2

Ill say this now and it will never change, no matter who’s in charge: If you need someplace that is safe, my house is open If you need someone to listen, my dms and phone is on You are you. No one gets to take that away

Cryptic sneak peak for chapter 1

Turtle bread ~

Good morning! It’s cold af!

There are five glasses of undrunk water around the house. But the one in the bedroom? Nooo “that’s the bedroom water, that’s different” @morganwrites.bsky.social

Well that was a nice cry. See yall in 90 days for the next one? Who’s bringing the ice cream

Stealing Morgy’s idea to do book updates as I work through the first draft. Who likes modern dystopian vampire horror?

Let’s get the ball rolling! Hi, I’m Shelby. I’m 30. I larp, cosplay, write, and post a lot of history and mythology trivia. I have the most amazing girlfriend (Morgan), a borzoi (Eowyn), two birds (Daisy and Bluebell), and not enough time. Enjoy!