Estrogen stole my girlfriends cum :/

So me and my partner @urgothgirlboy.bsky.social worked on like an actual smut thing Hope yall enjoy! "A Lesson"- Ani and Eliza leaflet.pub/88f06cec-321...

Already a very casually racist book tho

"This dress was cut so queerly I couldn't wear any sort of bra under it, but that didn't matter much as I was skinny as a boy and barely rippled, and I liked feeling almost naked on the hot summer nights" REAL

7 pages into the feminist classic The Bell Jar and im CONVINCED this main character is a lesbian

Fred jones is a FREAK

I like stealing my gfs clothes

Daphne Blakes mom is a certified milf

Yogi bear having a cameo in scooby doo as an INMATE for animal prison is CRAZY

Would scrappy doo be a cop? I think he would

I never post anymore rip. Heres my batboy. Enjoy lesbians

Pov: ur date with a puppygirl

Im so close to getting a reddit to get advice for home remedies for my cat because i cannot afford a vet visit rn and there has to be SOMETHING i can do in the meantime

I wanna fight a bitch but its over 100° and I'd pass out before landing a hit

If causing physical pain to multiple people would result in you being rewarded with affection and the touch of another... is it really immoral?

Real

Wife keeps telling me she looks like a boy here. Idk what else to do but laugh at how dykey she looks in the cute bangs i just gave her. This is the most transbien toy I've played with and she insists on being so loud and wrong @eliza-its.bsky.social

💋xoxo💋

"Trees dont feel like they can think" Sounds to me just like "Abstract art just doesnt feel like real art" @eliza-its.bsky.social

Eliza: *says something scientifically inaccurate* "Well i meant that on an emotional level. Not a scientific one"

"Im genetically predisposed to fuck that twink" @patheticthing.bsky.social

"Have you not seen those videos?? They put ants in little helmets and control them like remote control cars" - @patheticthing.bsky.social

Adding my favorite "I appreciate evolution in an emotional context not a scientific context" @eliza-its.bsky.social

Eliza: "plants and fungi cannot know anything" "I am purposefully not working on science with this" "I know objectively trees and mushrooms have communication skills with other trees and mushrooms. But in my beliefs of the consciousness of trees, they dont know anything"

Apparently leaves arent art, but dogs as an animal are. Things that evolve aren't art, but beavers making dams fueled by evolutionary need is. Beehives are art, but the parasitic plant that mimics the leaf shapes of its host plants are not

The triad is now in intense discussion of whether the act of taking a shit is art and if tree/fungi's growth pattern is art

Coming out of hibernation to complain that all my wife thinks about is warframe and getting edged. Bitch im tired and sometimes *i* wanna be the pretty princess getting attention

Me, a lesbian, thinking about being a sadistic dom for misandric reasons

Might save a life.

happy international women's day i love women

The more i become surrounded by the us going down the toilet the more violently i oscillate between needing to cathartically whip someone til they beg and bleed and just let someone throw me around and fuck me so hard i cant think about anything for a week

handler

Got the wife killed in titan fall with a horny robogirl skeet Im considering it a win

Titan fall stealing my girlfriendddd that hoe

Stop liking my wifes post about titanfall 2... i would like to have a conversation with her sometime today

when she says “i know a place”

Would you play with Kitty? You dont have to be nice

Give her treats and special rubs and she'll love you forever

How much would you pay for the newly designed ElizaDoll? @eliza-its.bsky.social

I need to pay someone to stab me for hours at a time where the pain makes my skin start to go numb. In a way that I'll have scars that last me forever. But alas, i dont have tattoo money

I made a grave mistake reposting urethrats... wife with a bluesky addiction may have a new stim

urethra rats. urethrats. buy one get one free. in ur urethra. they're urethra rats.

The wife has a bluesky addiction... is there anything a good househusband can do? Or am I doomed to a life of making her cum and hearing "shit i gotta post about that"?

i need to see more girls kiss

Now that I've lost my job I have no excuses not to workout more... can anyone help motivate me to lift weights? Or maybe... body double with me? 👀👀 tell me im doing good?

My parents freaked out about this when i was in high school... then they freaked out even more when i got sterilized

Making a dollgirl cum twice is a key part of a lesbian's balanced breakfast

Happy valentines day horny lesbians!! Its time for a candlelight dinner and boardgame night with my wives💕💕

Some simple colors on some robot stuff I posted a while back.