would never allow my wedding day to distract me from the truly important things in this life

the temptation to announce “this is a taylor swift song, you know?” everytime this is what you came for comes on

foaming at the mouth over facebook marketplace tiffany lamps, consumed with an overwhelming need

the first sex scene in too much had me kicking my feet and giggling like i was 14 again i’m in love with this show

like fuck AI but also a chrome extension that shows quotes for prices for things that require quotes gathered from AI calling companies to receive said quotes would be life changing

top 25 as of right now (remembered the song sorter again)

accidentally enjoyed a kaylor edit bc it was set to silver springs and the characters gaylors have projected onto taylor/karlie are so tragically interesting. would be great fiction if they weren’t projecting onto very real people.

sorry an actual inside look at taylor singing i will always love you on 4th of july 2016 just hit my FYP with only 7k likes www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjPMBM9A/

every single day i check to see if emhahee/emily anne/pinworms/emily lesbianne/hunger games girl has her cats back and every single day i get so upset when she doesn’t i cannot fathom being without my baby that long

guilty as sin in the You finale i YELPED

someone needs to hear this: if dating is goal directed behavior for you, stop pretending it isn’t. it’s okay. state what your goal is early and often. it weeds out the unserious, and it gets you where you want to be with who wants to be there with you.

love all the re-records, but without question red does the best at capturing its original spirit. that being said, i’m here today & forever grateful for owning the originals lol.

We owe it to those already there to make this right. In whatever equitable way possible.

help does anyone know where taylor said she heard the instrumental for willow and saw like a coven in her head?desperately need it for convincing my mother she is not a witch just bc she uses the aesthetics of witchery 🫠

Please take a moment to sign this petition, more info in the replies. Bottom oversimplified line: Polluting 300 million gallons of Michigan fresh water A DAY for 150 years in order to mine potash domestically instead of continuing to source it from Canada is fucking stupid. chng.it/Czchy2LM

Please take a moment to sign this petition, more info in the replies. Bottom oversimplified line: Polluting 300 million gallons of Michigan fresh water A DAY for 150 years in order to mine potash domestically instead of continuing to source it from Canada is fucking stupid. chng.it/Czchy2LM

were you in high school around 2014-2018? were you in suburbia? did you have a boyfriend? did you have this ring, too? the proto engagement ring

Behind every repeat abuser is an enabler who tells the victim to forgive.

ever since breaking bad i struggle watching crime on tv bc my paranoid ass begins to convince myself the feds are onto me for something i’ve forgotten to do and they’ve built a whole case and i’m going to prison for decades and i don’t even like ramen that much without making it the tiktok way

made fun of ‘ethical non monogamy’ with the wrong person today and got hit with a “🤷🏻‍♀️ idk my poly friends have never given me that impression” NOOOOO let’s be bitches!!!! i was in a poly relationship!!! i’m allowed!!!!!

let’s smear this pap, gang.

those green eyes and that contagious smile and those liiiiips and the way they verbalize….new york city, what a beauty to our eyes 🤡🤡

the ‘this is taylor swift (my version)’ playlist spotify created for me based on my streaming habits. me, a happily engaged woman getting married this year.

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

i would be overjoyed if TTPD won AOTY but i just don’t think the academy will do that again for some time. plus chappell is incredible, too.

also i don’t think taylor is coming out at this superbowl and next year i do in fact need the lions to be there and win so like whatever but if somehow chiefs pull off 4 years and she does the halftime show? would be fucking unreal

didn’t mean to go basically inactive but it’s been like…well we all follow aaron parnas right?

luke and lorelai at the tavern when he shows her the horoscope and says he’s all in? her face just lights up and it immediately made me think “is this the end of all the endings?” and i need the edit

sound on.

have a 101° fever, discovered an ant infestation in my bathroom as i was gonna take a bath, knocked toilet paper roll into a used toilet, and hit my head on the counter all in the past 10 minutes

people are being so fucking cruel about blake lively it had me reposting the swiftol*gist without even thinking before taking it back on principle just bc he said the actual truth

in my house, a broken ear is met with one question “are you on your EAR-AS tour?”

hi how often is normal to be thinking about your cat dying and getting really sad about it (she’s 3 and perfectly healthy) i just get choked up so often thinking about it like probably 5x a week and idk if that’s normal

i need to rewatch this because i still have my too-much-tv-watching childhood impression which is “oh my god the DCOM tonight is A Goofy Movie? AGAIN?” they played this movie till the wheels fell off.

a week ago, our family friend told her husband that her 10yo needed to wear a helmet when using his scooter. her husband said “no i don’t want to raise a fuckin liberal.” he’s out of the woods now, but guess whose 10yo had surgery to relieve pressure on his temporal lobe? MAGA bs is so dangerous.

“things my gf can say that i can’t” trend but it’s me petting my fiancès unibrow till he does something about it

i feel like the biggest grinch for not giving a fuck about skircles lmao

This pic of my cat looks like that one hamster meme

im sure its been said but my only knowledge of robbie williams was from rep tour lol

warning the kids do not even know the origin of the knee surgery joke and i betrayed that i found it inappropriate and then led to her discovering the inappropriate part my bad

dnd people…currently building a burlesque bard from the new college of dance and i fear it’s my favorite thing ever actually

my cat usually throws up on hard floor, she only observes the high holidays every now and again (4:30am is optimal carpet vomit time, obviously)

and what if i play a bard named Aylor Sweeft? what then?

filled with rage over tiktok comment sections filled with misogynistic abuse apologists who seem to be allergic to reading

oh my god i info dumped about the tragic life of queen wasps at the family christmas party

got so hammered i felt like i was the beating heart & true soul of the family christmas party but now i am rethinking every joke in horrible headache clarity and want to die actually