I don't need a bra made of "breathable" fabric. I need a bra lined with terrycloth.

This is EXACTLY what St. Paul has been warning about all these years.

Today Xcel Energy turned off our power because someone reported that our house was vacant. Xcel verified this information by asking this person, whose name is not on our account, to repeat the address. Minnesota, keep your phone charged just in case.

Imagine if people went viral for advances in treating animal diseases instead of treating animals like bespoke novelties. We need one-shot, non-surgical contraceptives for stray cats, not glow-in-the-dark rabbits and fake dire wolves.

Ramona is checking in. Stop doomscrolling and take a few deep breaths, okay?

Take a moment to breathe in the permakitten.

I’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

@rachmarie.bsky.social was absolutely right that Jack is the perfect cat to receive Hobbes' knife set. Peaceful journey, Hobbes. We will miss you so much.

Despite the imperious pose, Shadow is a very silly guy.

This is Ramona, who is perfect.

In honor of Hobbes and @rachmarie.bsky.social, have a kitty. We'll miss you, Hobbes.

Can’t be political at work ha ha ha

I'm watching football with my husband. I've never paid attention to a game before. Should I ask a lot of questions?

All chaps are assless.

Delighted to learn I am not the only one. Thank you, Bebe!

Used an app to identify a bird call this morning, but Shadowfang Bellyrub decided he needed to rub against the phone. App was "very sure" his purr was a ruby throated hummingbird.

I just realized I haven’t posted anything here yet.