Why mfs gotta stand in front of the damn paint swatches talking for 30 minutes i would like to look at the damn paint

woke is so back

We up but we stay down

how my cat feels when i’m looking for something in my bed with my phone flashlight

getting a tattoo by the oldest tattooing company in the world

I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

good evening

"Freedom of speech is something everyone should be free to excercise!!!" "Okay well I don't really like Charlie Kir-" "NO NOT LIKE THAT"

Found a friend today

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Don't forget to leave out airplane shaped cookies and milk for George Bush tonight

blood on his hands, blood on his neck

To the semi-truck driver on I-10 who decided it was just a phenomenal idea to pass another semi but only go ONE mph faster than it so that it took 15 fucking miles to pass, sincerely go fuck yourself.

if you can’t separate the actions of the israeli government from jewish people i’m going to assume you have the brain size of a jelly bean

heart palpitations are for nerds

If I have to hear one more person say that autism is "caused by vaccines" or "caused by Tylenol" I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

why am i not asleep

The streak of shit on my toilet paper has more artistic value than anything any AI has generated

i haven’t seen the last of us but i’m pretty sure the apocalypse started because someone smoked out of moldy bong

When's the next Luigi gonna be? Still waiting. Gotta couple names I'd like to hear in the headlines.

florida not only heats up like hell but votes like it too

need more tattoos immediately

Netanyahu is the truest heir to Hitler's legacy

cannabis

Life comes at you fast

I am once again asking you not to make me download an app to use what used to be a perfectly functional website.

How about that? A victory for people who actually read.

cheers to piracy

Texas hasn't received FEMA aid yet. The callous disregard from officials is shocking. I hope Texans remember this in 2026. Ultimately, it seems the priority is enriching the wealthy using funds collected from struggling individuals.

I've been informed that it is international cat day

It's both infuriating and depressing how easily people let themselves be fooled into ignoring the worst atrocities of our life time, how they allow the most wicked and evil people alive to rule the world and they ignore it and turn a blind eye.

It has been over 100 degrees every day for the past month and I want to die

📌 Hope this soul follows him everywhere . A true hero 🐥

i hate when an advertisement is actually funny

been praying the rain will come to cool off the oven that is florida

normalize hibernating in the summer

Non-masking autist dating masking autist. Hyjinx ensue.

jointing it

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76

If you refuse to see what is happening, the cancellation of the Colbert show should open your eyes. I want to explain to you what a censorship state looks like - where a corrupt government gives favors to media that suppresses criticism of the regime.

heat advisory issued