Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49

After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies.

Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth

EZRA THAT CHOREOGRAPHY SHIT GIVE THAT MAN AN EMMY AND HOLY SHIT JORDAN #DWTS

YASSS ELAINE that was so cute, so fun, so her, one of my fav freestyles ever honestly and a million points to Alan #dwts

Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for?

I finally watched season four of The Umbrella Academy and I wish I hadn't.

Yes. This. Brilliant.

Is your face freezing in this weather? Respirator masks work wonders to keep you warm! And as a bonus, they also keep you healthy! #maskup

Gosh I freaking love Elaine Hendrix #dwts

Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.

Petition to start a new party called the "GADHAS" party - short for Gives A Damn and Has A Spine. Zohran can be our head dude and we can primary like 3/4ths of elected democrats.

You know who wouldn't let this shit keep flying? Senate Minority Leader Elizabeth Ann Warren.

No health care, no deal.

Oh look, Democrats learning nothing from Tuesday's elections. Color me shocked.

Me: "Wow that's a beautiful sunset." *turns head to the left* "Jeezus it's 4:38pm"

BYEEEEEEEEEE ANDREW CUOMO FOREVERRRR

So are we celebrating twice as hard tonight because 1) Mamdani winning and 2) Cuomo losing, bigly?

I can't wait for Zohran to win tomorrow so New York can have an awesome Mayor and the rest of the Democrats can learn absolutely nothing from it as usual.

Happy #WorldVeganDay to my fellow vegans who also somehow escape an early death from a lack of protein! Well, that or I actually died like 10 years ago.

Snacks ✔️🥨 Non-food items for kids with allergies ✔️🟦🎃 Masks and covid tests ✔️😷👃 Halloween is a great chance to practice community care however you can.

Excellent that people with SNAP benefits don't have to starve starting tomorrow, but how shameful that we were even in this position to begin with.

Have gotten two notices about a product recall...which is great and all, but idk how they expect me to return the peaches I ate a month ago.

Someone keeps leaving these in my Little Free Library and I am just happy to know that my "Have a Nice Day Unless You Voted For Trump" sign underneath it is a real trigger for them

Sure we know that covid causes brain damage, but in Marjorie Taylor Greene's case, could it actually have done the opposite?

I don't want to live in a world where I agree with MTG on even one singular thing. And yet, here we are.

In totally completely shocking and breaking news, corruption sticks together.

How does this man eat so much cholesterol and is still kicking (I mean barely, but enough to still dismantle a democracy)?

A guy who posts an AI video of himself in a crown shitting on people protesting against a king the day before he starts demo-ing the white house to make a golden ballroom is not someone who intends to have elections or leave the building in a few years.

Cheers to the dudes riding laps around on bikes yelling "I don't see Antifa here" #nokings

How can we collectively convince Ms. Rachel to primary Chuck Schumer in 2028 (assuming we still have elections by 2028)?

If the 'young blood' argument didn't work for a Kennedy, not sure what Seth Moulton and his ego are doing here but fuck that guy and apparently I need to volunteer for an Ed Markey primary again.

Fun Fact Friday! Peahens (female peafowl) have a wingspan of 31 to 51 inches! #Peahen #Peafowl #AnimalFact #FunFacts #HumaneEducation #Rescue #Sanctuary

This Reuters headline. Oof. Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

I would like to thank Taylor Swift for personally bringing so much joy to so many today. Also, Wood is a BOP. #lifeofashowgirl

The one time I don't pack for a weekend like I am leaving for a month and naturally all goes to chaos

Feels like an allegory for this country.

Abolish ICE

I wonder what it is like to live in a country that prosecutes people who try to overturn elections instead of re-electing them.

Well, Market Basket was nice while it lasted. Wegmans, please don't ever fail me.

TAPPER: Hepatitis A, whooping cough, & chickenpox cases are rising in Florida. Before you made this decision to lift vaccine mandates, did your dept do any analysis of how many new cases there will be? LADAPO: Absolutely not T: You didn't even do a projection? L: It's an issue of right & wrong

Holy Mother Forker #SurvivorAU v the World just gets better and better and better and better

I have had maybe two drinks in the last five years but if this motherfucker is dead I'm about to live it up.

I wish I may I wish I might I wish the orange president died last night

"please listen closely as our menu options have recently changed" no they haven't. that's not true.

My daughter's Toniebox stopped responding and wow am I impressed with their customer service. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and a social shoutout!

I haven't purchased a thing from Target since January, and I know plenty of people who haven't either. But I am willing to bet the new dude will pull a Starbucks and won't recognize the issue either. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/b...

It is like the people at MSNBC had a contest for the dumbest new name. MS NOW...come on, man. The only thing more lame is the logo.

Work sent my husband to DC this week. My husband, who has previously never gone to a protest without me making the choice for both of us, went to a protest today. And I am so damn proud of him. Free DC!