NARRATOR [Morgan Freeman voice]: But he did, in fact, get away with it yet again.

Detroit/Ann Arbor area folks, dig in!

9 year old me (to parents): Can I get a guitar? Parents to me: We’re renting you a trombone.

Okay, I’m trying to break free from the other place. Give me strength!

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social! Will you be doing a meet & greet or merch signing after your Ann Arbor show? I’ve been hoping to meet you and say hello at a show for years, but it just hasn’t worked out.

I’ve decided to fill the void, one skeet at a time. Let me know if you feel it happening.

I bet you can’t tell which penguins are DEI penguins.

Sorry. I haven’t been here in a while. Social media overload is real.

I have to stop visiting X.

Someone, please say something funny. Break the glass if you must.

Good list.

Hi all. I just dropped anchor here. It might take me a few days to set up my living space and a few more to get contact info out of the dumpster fire.

@saltymcalty.bsky.social is this you?