Everypony, you're not gonna believe this! Canter from the future just arrived and told me that you all need to go listen to this week's episode, right now! There's no time put it on right now, right now!!!! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

chat can I get a hell yeah — T

Don't forget: if you're feeling second best, listen to the episode of our podcast with Dan (@bigchallenges.kaiba.online) as a guest! pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Happy Monday, slackers! It's Canter here, reminding you that if you don't have a plan—come listen to our latest episode with Dan (@bigchallenges.kaiba.online)! Actually, listen even if you do have a plan. This is more important! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

it's crazy we kept making movies after Redline, the greatest movie ever made — T

hey this is theo canter accidentally left her phone by the radiator. its me im the friend she locks us both in her office after 5 and makes me listen to the podcast with her I dont understand why she just talks over it the entire time usually just crying about her divor — T

Hello again everypony! I've received some accusations that my last post was "made up" because "nopony would ever get a bunch of other ponies into a room just to listen to a podcast." Well, if you ask me...

Hello everypony! I'm normal again, and you know what else is normal? Making friends! I would know—after all, I've made so many here at the factory, and when we get together, we listen to the latest episode of our podcast iniatitve! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

God fucking damn it are you kidding me — T

Okay so apparently because this company's full of fucking prudes, this'll be my last day on the main account "until further notice," and my final post "has to be about love in some way." You'd think they'd write it themselves if it mattered so much, but whatever, fine. You know what I love?

Hey gang, Shadow again. I've been told to "cut back" on the "killing you" stuff, so I thought I'd mix things up with some fun facts. For example: did you know that if you don't listen to our newest episode, your next shower may feel more corrosively acidic than usual? — SB pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Hey everyone, it's Shadowban. Canter started crying when she saw what this week's episode was about, so I guess I'm taking over for the week. Whatever. Welcome to Hearts and Hooves day, aka the heteronormativity special. Tune in or I'll kill you. — SB pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Welcome to a new week! Did you know that listening to a podcast while reading a book is like reading two books at the same time? You didn't? Well—check out our newest episode to find out for yourself! "Read It and Weep," everypony. — CE the-friendship-factory.pinecast.co/episode/e38f...

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Hello, everypony! I'd like to take a quick second to address concerns over special guests @lotsadeer.bsky.social and @corpserevivers.bsky.social's entrepreneurial history. Yes, we are aware of certain allegations made regarding their "AI-generated cannabusiness" endeavor over in Baltimare...

Hello everypony! It recently came to my attention that a number of our episode descriptions were displaying with broken formatting, specifically that our hosts' social media links appeared to have been added while our copywriter was falling down the stairs. To that end...

This week at the Friendship Factory, let's celebrate entrepreneurial spirit with "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000," featuring special guests @lotsadeer.bsky.social and @corpserevivers.bsky.social ! And, don't worry: there's no "Flim Flam" to be found here ;) — C pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Yeehaw! It's Friday once again, little doggies! But, before you hit the time clock, why not hit the local saloon and give our latest episode a listen? Zippity doo dah! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

This is maybe my finest work - if you listen to or watch a single thing I made last year, let it be this game show youtu.be/WLeeobfK4eI?...

Woo-ee, looks like you made it to Wednesday, pardner! Why not take a load off with a cool glass of this week's podcast? Git er done! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Howdy doody, ponies! Why don't y'all wrassle up some fellow cowpokes and take a yonder listen to this week's episode, all about "The Last Roundup"? I've been told it's normal and doesn't go off on a tangent about ableism and fandom controversy for 30 minutes, ya hear! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

TCIF once again, everypony! I hope y'all are as excited for 2026 as I am—and as excited for Monday's episode! I'm told it features a "very special guest" and "oh God why did you make us talk about this do you hate us let me out"! Until then—enjoy the latest ep! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

We fully agree! And, in fact, we have a new episode for you just this week to help with the curing! NOTE: this claim is not legally binding. Please see your bunkhouse medic if you are feeling as though anything at all ails you. — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Here to announce that Theo is getting another week on the radiator for his title to today's episode. Hope you enjoy all the other parts of it! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

hey Shadowban you remembered to share the Christmas post yesterday right — CE

We're changing plans! At 8pm Eastern, I will be going live with my assistant Beth and two Sunstone employees to play Peak, a game which symbolizes the physically and mentally arduous task of managing this podcast network, and the teamwork required to come out on top!

Come on and slam, ponies! And welcome to our latest jam, Family Appreciation Week! To kick things off, we've got a podcast episode just for our Friendship Factory Families! After all—what's a Family Appreciation Week but seven Family Appreciation Days in a row? — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Today is the final episode of Interstitial: Investigations! This was a joy to make with the crew, & I love our new setting we'll be going back to. If you want to learn about the Murder of Jace Belren and Whis, check out this season on Riley Hopkins & Their Amazing Friends! pinecast.com/feed/inutw

Hey ponies, Shadowban again. Canter's left me in charge of the Hearth's Warming Eve post for today, I guess as part of my annual review. So: There exists ample evidence that Equestria was already settled before our arrival, and that forced relocation strategies were employed in order to settle — SB

Howdy doo, everypony! Did you know this week's episode of My Little Pony aired 14 years ago exactly today? Crazy how time flies, with all of us getting older, and... so much further from our dreams... with less and less time to try anything new...

Happy holidays! From me to you, please enjoy a special guest episode of the podcast initiative featuring @wearealexandra.bsky.social, here to offer their opinion on Hearth's Warming Eve! The episode, that is. Not the holiday. But also the holiday, I guess. Enjoy! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

THEY ACQUIRED MOONSHOT INSTEAD OF OUR PODCAST INITIATIVE THIS IS BULLSHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME — CE

Happy Friday once again, everypony! I hope we've all had a good week, learned some good lessons, and listened to some good podcasts about My Little Pony. What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Hi, everypony! Canter here. In light of some complaints about our podcast episode this week, we wanted to let everypony—sorry, let everyone know that their opinions are valued here at the Friendship Factory—and, to that end, I've got friendly HR Rep Roth Accounts here to say more! Accounts? — CE

REMINDER: please do not indicate that your dragon coworkers are pathologically inclined to greed. Such stereotypes can be so hurtful. On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Hello, everypony! Canter here, back in the saddle, as it were. We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.

hey everypony, it's still Theo. I seem to be in some sort of armed standoff with factory security, but that's okay because my life is a worthy trade for the truth. check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T pnc.st/s/the-friend...

hey it's Theo I locked Canter and them out of the social media office. you guys need to listen to this episode it's insane Rarity is insane what the fuck this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Happy Thanksgiving! Or Harvest Day. Or whatever it is we call it over here. Presumably something. — CE

BE A HERO: Keep your quota from being zero! (Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

REMEMBER: vigilantes may be banned on factory premises, but you can always be a hero for our shareholders! This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

I hope everypony has remembered to wish our amazing host @quietcrysis.bsky.social a very happy birthday! For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE

Morning, friends! It is my regret to announce that, in light of some recent incidents, the Friendship Factory is retracting its decision to allow pets on the assembly floor. We're deeply sorry for the inconvenience, and will be reopening commissary 27 once the biohazard teams give the all-clear.

Happy hump day, everypony! In light of some recent (but legally unavoidable) incidents, leadership has decided to implement some changes to our policy allowing pets on the assembly line. Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.

the problem with being a writer is that your friends will come to you with writing advice and all you have to tell them is "idk have you tried being an alcoholic" — T

Greetings and salutations, ponies of the Friendship Factory! It is my pleasure to announce that, for the first time, our beloved factory will be allowing work pets on the assembly floor! Can't wait to see everypony's favorite furry, feathered, and scaled little friends :)

Happy Friday everypony. Unfortunately, it's my turn to make the Friday post, and I don't feel like taking a longer walk than necessary to hit the break room, so I guess this is a good time to interview myself. How did I get my cutie mark? Well:

Happy Tuesday, everypony! But, more than that: HAPPY 1000 LISTENS!!! :DDD That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!

Welcome back to the friendship mines, everypony! This week on the podcast, our hosts are discussing a topic very near and dear to my own heart: the social stigma of having a so-called "blank flank." Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.

TCIF, everypony! Canter again, with one last hurrah for our first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week featuring a guest the fans of our podcast initiative are going to love: Theo's sister, Bella! Bel, are you proud of the work your brother does for the Friendship Factory? — CE