Come on and slam, ponies! And welcome to our latest jam, Family Appreciation Week! To kick things off, we've got a podcast episode just for our Friendship Factory Families! After all—what's a Family Appreciation Week but seven Family Appreciation Days in a row? — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Today is the final episode of Interstitial: Investigations! This was a joy to make with the crew, & I love our new setting we'll be going back to. If you want to learn about the Murder of Jace Belren and Whis, check out this season on Riley Hopkins & Their Amazing Friends! pinecast.com/feed/inutw

Hey ponies, Shadowban again. Canter's left me in charge of the Hearth's Warming Eve post for today, I guess as part of my annual review. So: There exists ample evidence that Equestria was already settled before our arrival, and that forced relocation strategies were employed in order to settle — SB

Howdy doo, everypony! Did you know this week's episode of My Little Pony aired 14 years ago exactly today? Crazy how time flies, with all of us getting older, and... so much further from our dreams... with less and less time to try anything new...

Happy holidays! From me to you, please enjoy a special guest episode of the podcast initiative featuring @wearealexandra.bsky.social, here to offer their opinion on Hearth's Warming Eve! The episode, that is. Not the holiday. But also the holiday, I guess. Enjoy! — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

THEY ACQUIRED MOONSHOT INSTEAD OF OUR PODCAST INITIATIVE THIS IS BULLSHIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME — CE

Happy Friday once again, everypony! I hope we've all had a good week, learned some good lessons, and listened to some good podcasts about My Little Pony. What's that? You haven't listened to a podcast about My Little Pony this week? Well, I know how to fix that! :) — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Hi, everypony! Canter here. In light of some complaints about our podcast episode this week, we wanted to let everypony—sorry, let everyone know that their opinions are valued here at the Friendship Factory—and, to that end, I've got friendly HR Rep Roth Accounts here to say more! Accounts? — CE

REMINDER: please do not indicate that your dragon coworkers are pathologically inclined to greed. Such stereotypes can be so hurtful. On that note: this week's episode, Secret of My Excess! Which is all about how... oh, dear Celestia, no. — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Hello, everypony! Canter here, back in the saddle, as it were. We'd like to offer a sincere apology for all the confusion this week—there was a little misunderstanding with one of our hosts—but, rest assured, Theo will be untethered from the radiator as soon as he's earned enough behavior points.

hey everypony, it's still Theo. I seem to be in some sort of armed standoff with factory security, but that's okay because my life is a worthy trade for the truth. check out this week's episode, where Rarity's sins will be paid in blood — T pnc.st/s/the-friend...

hey it's Theo I locked Canter and them out of the social media office. you guys need to listen to this episode it's insane Rarity is insane what the fuck this week on this podcast initiative, Sweet and Elite. we will all burn in the most fabulous level of hell together — T pnc.st/s/the-friend...

Happy Thanksgiving! Or Harvest Day. Or whatever it is we call it over here. Presumably something. — CE

BE A HERO: Keep your quota from being zero! (Of course, if your quota ever does turn out as zero, leniency may be granted on the grounds of tuning into this week's podcast episode, all about the Mysterious Mare Do Well!) — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

REMEMBER: vigilantes may be banned on factory premises, but you can always be a hero for our shareholders! This week on the podcast initiative: The Mysterious Mare Do Well! Please no vigilantism on the lines. — CE pnc.st/s/the-friend...

I hope everypony has remembered to wish our amazing host @quietcrysis.bsky.social a very happy birthday! For those who have not: your severance pay is in the mail. — CE

Morning, friends! It is my regret to announce that, in light of some recent incidents, the Friendship Factory is retracting its decision to allow pets on the assembly floor. We're deeply sorry for the inconvenience, and will be reopening commissary 27 once the biohazard teams give the all-clear.

Happy hump day, everypony! In light of some recent (but legally unavoidable) incidents, leadership has decided to implement some changes to our policy allowing pets on the assembly line. Firstly: gang, you know better, please don't use product to clean up your animals' messes. Seriously, guys.

the problem with being a writer is that your friends will come to you with writing advice and all you have to tell them is "idk have you tried being an alcoholic" — T

Greetings and salutations, ponies of the Friendship Factory! It is my pleasure to announce that, for the first time, our beloved factory will be allowing work pets on the assembly floor! Can't wait to see everypony's favorite furry, feathered, and scaled little friends :)

Happy Friday everypony. Unfortunately, it's my turn to make the Friday post, and I don't feel like taking a longer walk than necessary to hit the break room, so I guess this is a good time to interview myself. How did I get my cutie mark? Well:

Happy Tuesday, everypony! But, more than that: HAPPY 1000 LISTENS!!! :DDD That's right, we've finally made it past 1,000 listens to our podcast initiative! Thank everypony so much for listening to our little pony recap podcast!!

Welcome back to the friendship mines, everypony! This week on the podcast, our hosts are discussing a topic very near and dear to my own heart: the social stigma of having a so-called "blank flank." Now, we have a lot of fun here on this Bluesky account, but I want to take a moment to get serious.

TCIF, everypony! Canter again, with one last hurrah for our first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week featuring a guest the fans of our podcast initiative are going to love: Theo's sister, Bella! Bel, are you proud of the work your brother does for the Friendship Factory? — CE

Gooooooood afternoon, everpony! Canter here, welcoming you back to the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week. Today, we have a very special guest: the sister of our very own CEO, Mrs. Golden Parachute! Golden, do you have any fun stories to share about your brother? — CE

Happy Monday, fillies and gentlecolts! Just in time for the Friendship Factory's first annual Bring Your Sister to Work Week, our latest episode is out now—and what better way to mark the dual occasion than with some words from the sisters of our team! Gregg's sister, what did you think? — CE

This weekend, Moonshot is broadcasting live from Baltimore to raise funds for @casaforall.bsky.social, a mid-Atlantic organization that provides legal assistance, community organizing, and educational resources to immigrant communities. Join us at moonshot.mov, and tell your friends!

BOO! Happy Nightmare Night, everypony! I'm sure you all have been excited as I am to see everypony's costumes—but, since costumes have been banned on-site for interfering with our facial recognition software, we'll just have to hear about it instead! Everypony? — CE

never recording this podcast again @quietcrysis.bsky.social said I'm jughead-coded — T

Happy Wednesday, ponies! Canter again. I know some ponies have complained about flagging energy as the workweek hits its halfway point, which is why I'm here to share some helpful tips for getting your second wind! 1) Make a stop by your nearest water fountain! The eels have been removed.

Listen in for an incredible tale from my youth about liking my little pony in high school

Hello, everypony. As I'm sure you all saw, last week some posts went up on the Friendship Factory Bluesky account that were a little… shall we say… experimental. Rest assured, such posts will not be made in future…

Hey gang, Canter's passed out under her desk so it's gonna be a short post today. I think she might have spent all week here? Anyway. I'm gonna get her some water. Remember to label your containers, kids, and to listen to our latest episode. — SB pnc.st/s/the-friend...

hiiiiii everypony. canter everposter here. reminding you all that i. llove you. :))))

Week 2 of the new season, everypony! I hope you're all as excited as we are to see Cain & Theo going over one of the series' most famous episodes, Lesson Zero! And, to mark the occasion, it looks like somepony brought brownies for the social media office! Don't mind if I do ;) — CE

Oh, man, Friday already? But the week went by so fast! :( I don't know about you ponies, but I'm always a bit sad to head home for the weekend. After all, where else but the Friendship Factory are you going to find all your friends! :)

Hail and well met, everypony! Please consider this a company-wide reminder that Friendship Factory garbage receptacles connect directly to the incinerator, and should not be used as a napping spot. In unrelated news: memorial services for Smokestack Gristle will be held this Saturday.

HAPPY PODCAST SEASON PREMIERE, EVERYPONY! We're so excited to see what our little ponies have been working on, we can't even STAND it! Isn't that right, Shadowban? — CE

Just a few days left until our season 2 premiere, everypony, and I don't know about you but I just cannot STAND the wait! To whet our appetites, I thought I'd take a trip down to the recording booth and check in with our hosts! Cain & Theo: what do we have to look forward to this season? — CE

Happy hump day, ponies! I hope you're excited as I am for the return of our podcast initiative—and, surprise surprise, the addition of our newest social media team member, artist Avant Garde! Why don't you show everypony your skills, Garde? — CE

Hope everypony had a good weekend! I most certainly did; the #ManehattanMarketingSymposium was, as always, such a treat!~ But, this isn't the Canter Everposter Factory, so let's get back to it: what have we been seeing on the line lately, Shadowban? — CE

Up and at em, my little ponies! Canter again, and I'm pleased to announce two things: first, our podcast initiative will be back this month, starting October 13th! Second, we've got a VIP—Very Important Pony—in to share their excitement: our very own CEO, Mr. Bottom Line! Tell them, sir. — CE

Hello there, everypony! Apologies for the radio silence—the factory's been undergoing some renovations for the next phase of our podcasting initiative. In the meantime, I thought we'd all check in on one of our oldest and dearest workers: Gregg! How goes it, Gregg? — CE

Sorry, we were in a media blackout thanks to another Code Mauve event. Did we miss something? — CE

... and there's no way you're as proud as *I* am that season one of our podcast initiative is officially a wrap!! In this finale, our delightful hosts review the stats to decide the objective best pony, but not before a critical look back at S1 as a whole! Oh, what fun memories... shorturl.at/LO5kI

Goooood morning, everypony! Let me start the week off by asking: are you proud to work at the Friendship Factory? Proud that your life is but a gear in the greatest machine to ever exist? Proud that, without you, our factory's lights would go dark? I already know the answer to those questions...

Last call for applications to guest on next season of The Friendship Factory! Also, to answer the question I've been getting most: no, this does not count for overtime. — CE

... *Canter. Shadowban, did you forget to re-up our Grammarly subscription? — CE

Word up, ponies! It's ya girl Canterlot, back at it again to ask you one question: do you like parties? Of course you do! And so does Manager Dan, the special guest of this week's episode here to tell us all about his love for ponies and partying—and one party in particular! shorturl.at/bHgPj

Canter why did you say they're working part-time, this is literally just a guest spot. you're going to confuse people. — T