*Miss* Lamb? Well fuck me then 🤣

Seconded. SXR is for hardcore wrestling. Even so, seeing as half my team is made of Scottish ladies, if I tell them to do a suicide drill under a 100F heat they may actually really die. 🫠

I wonder if she's available. 🥰

I may be biased, but hell yeah it was the surprise of the year and a generational debut. Screw all y'all.

I'm so absurdly proud of my daughter. Giddy, even. But what the hell, @chloemichaela.bsky.social. 😂

I wonder what happened to wanting it so bad, not being booked felt like the real offense.

Proud mamas doesn't even begin to describe it!

Update on Eurovision everywhere I see: I can hear @dancerindarkness.bsky.social playing Andromeda on repeat to herself in the intervals of @sawyerpressly.bsky.social blasting BANGARANGA and the silly British track. I'm still too North American for this.

Every year. Every fucking year, she starts blasting these settings and it takes me more than a comfortable amount of time to realize what she's talking about. I'm still too North American for Eurovision.

I mean, it was a matter of time, all things considered. But what the hell, @ratedxsupergirl.bsky.social

She can drive cars now. Hell, she can sign her own contracts now. What the fuck, Chloe. STOP.

Being in town for Atomic and having all the SXR girls with me, and all of them talking about Chloe's birthday, it's making me feel CRUNCHY

I do have a bone to pick, the fact I never fought for the Big One, and "peaked" at the Ultraviolence Championship. But I'm 41 and rusty. Let sleeping dogs lie.

It's been speculated, mostly by @valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @dominooooooooooooo.bsky.social, that it would be me. I don't see it, but it's not for a lack of trying by these two.

Proud to have Izzy Blake, SXR's newest promoted Fledgling, in FFW. Not the only deal we've reached this weekend. Proud of my birdies. Watch this space.

Our children are definitely following the family footsteps. Send help.

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OH MY GOD

42. Fucking hell.

She's so hot. Is she single?

A rebrand and a promise of big things to come. #BeSubversive #TheBirdsAreAlright

Receiving all the feedback on Chloe and Gabriel's exploits makes me a really, really proud (other-)mama. At the same time, thank goodness I'm not the one teaching them to wrestle. I don't think I'm ready to teach them how to tank a chair shot like I teach @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo.

I'm amazed at how Chloe absorbs everything taught to her. I'm pretty sure she learned that level of photography with Gabrielle. Or daughter is definitely a genius, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social

@valtoslaughter.bsky.social and @alyxgardner.bsky.social weren’t kidding when they said Chloe has a knack for photography either!

How lucky a bastard am I that, on her birthday, I got the glorious gift of being officially hers? Happy birthday, and happy anniversary, @valtoslaughter.bsky.social. I'm yours and you're mine. Till the end of our days.

I was thinking of having a little show with the SXR girls to showcase the young talent I've been incubating, and one of them suggested to make it an open invitation to all the girls. What do you think?

And here I thought bringing all the SXR girls to watch FFW Sabotage live would inspire them. Tonight did not need to be the crapshow it turned out to be, and I may be getting too old for this shit.

So @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social challenged me to play as many FFW entrances I can remember on my guitar off the top of my head. Time to ruin a lot of rap themes.

We've been together for almost 10 years now and I still get star-struck.

Of course Domi would send it to everyone. Oh god, this is gonna be quite something.

........ infinite Valerie......... 🤤

I look away for one second...

And now I have 5 Scottish girls singing nursery rhymes while other 4 trainees watch in utter bewilderment.

Spoken like a 3rd-generation wrestler. Fuck my life, man. 🥴

I don't mean to brag, but... 🥰

New display picture. Turns out there are some kickass photographers in this family.

From the bunker straight to the ER. Fun times for everyone.

Promoting two Fledglings from SXR tonight - the first after @dominooo.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo. I'm so glad I brought the birdies along with me, and that they're so motivated following Dominique's success.

Looks like there isn't a divorce in my future. Whew!

I have a sneaky suspicion I should be following this space a wee bit closer.